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Pilla Pedda

2012-01-23T21:28:00.006+05:30

Indaaka bhakthi TV lo andhra maha bhaaratam ane program chustunnanu. Dr.Garikipaati Narasimha rao gaari vyaakhyanam. Chaala manchi maatalu cheptuntaaru. Ee kaalam vidya vyavastha lo samskaaram, desa bhakthi, daiva bhakthi, talli tandrula meeda prema ilaantivemi pillalaki sarigga abbatledani aayana avedana. Kontha kanna ekkuva nijame indulo undi.

Pillalu chaala telivaga untunnaru ee rojullo. kaani aa telivini saraina dikku lo pettukodaaniki vaallaki margadarsakulu kaavali. prastutam bhaarya bhartalu iddaru udyogam chesi sampadistene gaani samaajam lo oka hoda ki raalemane oka guddi nammakam gattiga naatukupoyindi. Daantho pillaltho tallitandrula kanna ipadlu cellphonelu ekkuva kaalam gaduputunnayi. Taahata ki minchi kharchu pettagalgadam oka hoda ee rojullo.

Exhibit A:
venakatisaari rjy vellinappudu raillo naa pakkana oka family kurchundi.hyderabad lo makaam. iddaru aada pillalu. edo classu moodo classu chaduvutunnaranta. Eduruga oka retired lieutenant inka vaalla aavida kurchunnaru. ee chinna ammayi andarni prasnalu vestundi.

aa retd col. gari bharya veelliddaritho edo cheptundi... aa rojullo ala undedi ila undedi anukuntu. kaasepayyaka ee chinnammaayi... "Aunty meeku aa kaalam nachindaa ee kalam nachinda?" ani adigindi. pitta konchem kootha G scale ani andaru konchem avaakkayyaru. range ki minchina question adigindi anukuni. Aavida inka aa rojullo viluvalundevi, andaru chaala kastapadithene gaani sukhapadevaallu kaadu.. ilantivi konni cheppi aakhariki nenu aa kaalam daanni kabatti naaku aa kaalame nachindi annaru.

Mari neekem nachindi ani aa ammaini adigaaru.

Naaku ee kaalam antene istam anesindi ekkuva time teeskokunda. Endukamma... anadigaaru.
ee kaalam lo nenu evari maata vinakkarleddu naa istam vachinattu undachu andi. Actually nenu alochichadam modalupettinappatnunchi oka rendu ventrukalu tella bade daaka ee point telsukolekapoyaanu. ee papa edo farex tinnattu chaala easy ga cheppindi.

Vaalla kaburlu kaasepayyaka ee papa cheta asalu pedda vaallani enduku gouravinchaali? ani adigistaayemo ani naaku bhayamesindi.(appatiki na daggara kuda deeniki answer ledu anduke bhayam*) Kaani ee ammayi evarem cheppina chaala sradhaga vintundi kaani tana opinion edo tanu cheptundi. Eddula talaadinchatledu alagani mondighatam la kuda ledu. prati daanni baagane alochistundi. ani nakanipinchindi.

Exhibit B:
Ilaage RJY nunchi vachetappudu naaku inko family edurayyindi. ippudu kuda iddarammayile. veellu mumbai lo makaam. pillalu chinnapatnunchi mumbai school and mumbai vatavaranaaniki alavaatu paddavaallu. Ee pillalu raillo muppavu journey ki paiga vaalla naanna office laptop lo facebook open chesi andulo farmville aadukuntu gadipaaru. asalide ekkuvanukunte... inko aayana phone charging pettukodaaniki plug point ivvandi ante oppukoledu. Farmville farmville naa tokka anukuntu tega pechi pettaru. Deeniki todu vaalla naanna kuda tappamma raillo andaru untaaru andaru anni vaadukuntaru ani cheppatledu. kaasepayyaka ichestaam inkaasepayyaka ichestaam anukuntu unnadu. Atleast ila farmville aadadam vaalla naa pillalu vyavasaayam gurinchi telsukuntunnaru ani konchem murisipoyaadu naatho. Naku devudi peru cheppi veedi burra meedo kobbarikaaya kottalanipinchindi.

Oka ganta nenu inko ganta nuvvu laptop ani oppandam cheskunnattunnaru ee pillalu. Chinna pilla chaala sepu aadaka pedda pilla chance vachindi. Kaani appatike inko aayana phone charging kosam chaala sepu wait chesadu. Inkaasepu aagite athane budhi cheppesela unnadani veella naanna plug point ni athanikodilesaru kaasepu. oka ganta daataka athanu phone teeskuni train digipoyaadu.

Ippudu peddammayi chance vachindi. Adi laptop on cheyyagane chinna pilla pechi modalettindi. oppandam prakaram ganta aipoyindi ippudu nenu aadatanu farmville ani. Ayyo nenu asala aadaledu kada... aa ganta aayana charging pettukunnadani peddammai cheppindi.

"That's not my problem." ivi aa chinnammayi exact ga vaadina padaalu. Nenu udyogam lo jere varaku ee "that's not my problem" mantram vinaledu. Chintakaayalu raalavu gaani ee mantram vinte vipareetamaina chirrethukochestadi. Ilaanti mantraanni chinna tanam lone papaki evaro mundu chupu unna vaallu upadesinchuntaaru.

Peddammayi laptop laakkuni... "Get Lost!" ani vaalla chellini aaseervadinchindi.

Exhibit C:
Maa inteduruga varsha ani oka papa untundi. Third class anukunta. varsha inka tana friend snigdha kalisi 31st night muggestunnaru.
Devi: "oho.. wish you a Happy New Year... tonty tolve aa"
Snigdha: (Ventane)..tonty tolve kaadannnayya two thousand twelve.
neninkaa saradagane... oho two thousand twelve aa... sare sare annanu.
varsha ki nenu telsu kaabatti... Annayyaki chaduvu raadule ani vetakaarinchindi.
papam snigdha inka catch cheyyaka..

Ayyo chaduvu raada ??? marenti chuddaaniki antha class ga unnadu annayyaa andi.

Naaku bhale navvochindi. Chinna chinna pillalu veellu manishini "chusi" class aa kaada ani decide chesestunnarani.

* manam pedda vaallani enduku gouravinchali ane question ki answer entaa ani nenu tarvatha alochinchaanu. Naakila anipinchindi.
Manam puttinappati nunchi oka padahaaru peddenimidi ella daaka chaala varaku anukarana dwaarane nerchukuntaam. ammmma.... a a ammmma.... taaattha... ila chinnappudu manaki maatalu nerpinchadam nunchi, konchem peddayyaaka adi vaste aa velu chupinchaali idi vaste ee velu chupinchaali etc etc. Inkonchem peddayyaka kuda pedda vallu mana manchi kori chaala cheptaaru. Pedda manishi ante jeevithaanni mundu chadivi(adi tana age tanakichina opportunity) tana experience tho inkokallaki maata saayamo manchi saayamo chesevaadu.Ala manaki konchem nerpi mana manchi kori cheppevaallu guruvulatho samaanam. Edaina nerchukovalanukunte guruvula patla gouravam anedi khachitanga undaali. Gouravam anedi mundu unte avathala vaadu cheppe daani meeda sradha vastundi. Sradha ga nerchukunte edaina abbutundi. Ala pedda vallu ante manaki manchi chedulu nerpe vallani. Alaanti pedda vaalla patla gouravam tho undali anedi mana ingitha gnanam ani manavaallu alochinchi cheppina maata.

Random Thoughts

2011-12-17T02:48:00.006+05:30

Padukuntunna nidra ravatledu... burra atu itu eto velli rakarakaalaga designs vestundi. Andulonchochinave ivi... (naa burraki idi alavaate kabatti "ivi" update chestu unta )

Train ki engine entha avasaramo pattalu kuda anthe avasaram.

Life is a rope*. Living is walking on it. Everybody has a rope*. Some can walk on it.

Mukku mooskunnantha maatrana pranam podu... alaage noru mooskunnantha maatrana nijam aagadu.

china phonu china phonu antaaru gani... nijaaniki iphone kuda china phone ee.

Marketing is robbing you successfully, unconsciously.

Marketing is selling you what they want not because you want it, but making you believe you need it.

Corporates lobby for laws. Then they fall into their pits.

Jalubu jesinodi daggara kullu jokesina parledu.

Prastutaaniki ivi. 17/12/2011

03/02/2012

Devudu andarni okela puttinchadu. Kontha mandiki dozenla koddi bastaala matti waste chestuntaadu.

DK D.Feat Gud

2011-10-24T21:22:00.012+05:30

Krita vaaram (Oct 21,22)IIIT hyd lo jeevana vidya ane workshop attend ayyanu. Adi manalni manam ardham cheskoni konchem baagupadalante ela undalo cheptundi. Simply put those two days were the best days of 2011 for me. Ee samvatsaram lo ippatidaaka vishayam unna manushulni kalavalekapoyaane ane badha pradeep sir ni kalisaka poyindi. Jagrathaga alochiste ee workshop dwara aayana nako manchi direction icharu.

Ee rendrojulu kphb lo unna. antha personality dev workshop attend ainodni konchem aina paatinchalani...eppatnuncho pending undipoyini naa shoe soles ki jiguru pettinche pani ethukunna. Ala oka junction lo oka thaatha cheppulu kudutunte akkadiki velli nunchunna. Okathanu already cheppulu kuttinchukuntunnadu. konchem vinthanipinchindi, inka janalu cheppulu kuttinchukuntunnare ani..

anthalo venakala nunchi oka gonthu... "tammudu... pellanni hindi lo emantaaru?" ani.
"BV" ani notlonchi veganga tannukuntu vachesina padaanni ati kastam meeda naaluka madichi pattukunna. naa mind lo.. eedenti maree intha publigga pellanni hindi lo emantarani oka aparichitudni adigestunnadu. devi... pappu lo ekkado nalla pappu undi. o saari malli rewind cheddaam...

"t a m m u d u. . . be l l a a n n i" hamma... bellama... pellamanukuni unte cheruggada laanti nannu pippi pippi chesi bellanni chupinchevaadu. ammo ammo... dear brain please be attentive. ponle.. inthaki bellanni hindi lo emantaarabba?

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeesusssssssssssssssss.... intha hindi lo padi dollaka kuda bellaanni hindi lo emantaaro tattatledaa.... chi. chi chi.

inthalo papam pakkabbayi... ippudu antha pedda dout endukonchindiraa neeka?... "em ledu ra road avatala aadu jilebi vestunnadu... adi panchadara tho chestunnada leda bellam thona kanukkundamani. naakemo hindi raadu vaadikemo telugu raadu."

aaha veedu jilebi rushi emo... jilebi valla naaku jaagruthi kalpinchaadu.

ala bellam chetilo kuda odipovalsi vachindi...

devi... chaala nerchukovalra inka... nerchukuni gurtunchukovali kuda :(

Anti-Life & Life

2011-08-16T00:04:00.003+05:30

Somewhere on the net I came across this line... When you are awesome, you don't blog. Ofcourse the guy had an awesome blog which is altogether a different story. I shamelessly attribute my blog's defunct status to a combination of my laziness and state of mind.

Over this period of one year somemany things have happened and somany things changed. Everytime something astonishing happens to me my reaction will be
1.I am not the first person on the earth to experience this and wouldn't make it any special if I add it in my blog.
2.We have to leave it to life to teach us some important things.(I shouldn't interfere in other's lifecycle).
3.I need to have a structure and flow to my article if I am going to post it and It would take me 2-3 drafts for arriving at the final post. Laziness kicks in.
4.What's the "USE"?

On a closer look I had a bitter realization that my mind is totally in a Anti-Life state.

1. Life throws almost similar situations at all of us. It is totally on US how we react/respond/adapt to them. The US part makes the experience of each individual a unique/special one.
2. I have been wrongfully thinking that too many individuals read my blog and that(rusell peters voiceover starts) "I" am going to "interfere" with "their" lives. [We know that...in reality their = mine.]
3. To expect some orderliness in our day to day scheme of things would be the mistake of highest order. Life thrives on chaos to a great extent.
4. USE is what we make of anything. It's always good to have an Introspection.

Life is just small things summed up to give a big picture. Take good care of the small things and you need not worry about the big picture.

Remember there are no small mistakes. There can be silly questions though ;)

Dude...I want "serializable" friends !

2010-06-03T01:22:00.002+05:30

For the priceless being that I am, I usually send a greeting card or a grateful message to my best buds.Something really astonishing happened this time.

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From: Devikanth
Sent: Friday, May 14, 2010 4:14 PM
To: Kalpit
Subject: Thank you for being my colleague and friend

Dear Kalpit babua,

Thank you for being my colleague and friend.

Regards,

Devi.

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From: Kalpit
Sent: Friday, May 14, 2010 4:19 PM
To: Devikanth
Subject: RE: Thank you for being my colleague and friend

Thank you too devi babu for being a constant friend and well wisher!!! :)

Regards,

Kalpit

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From: Devikanth
Sent: Friday, May 14, 2010 7:05 PM
To: Kalpit
Subject: RE: Thank you for being my colleague and friend

Dude… what is a “constant” friend man? ;-)

You ever had “variable” friends ?

HA…………HA…………….HA
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The friday was over with this **** of a joke.

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From: Kalpit
Sent: Monday, May 17, 2010 8:41 AM
To: Devikanth
Subject: RE: Thank you for being my colleague and friend

Yes Devi friends can be “variable” indeed. They can also be public and private, static and abstract. :)

Regards,

Kalpit

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At this point I really didnt know what to write. I forgot about it till evening. But I couldnt give up. The easiest way I can think of is to touch upon the variable types left by my friend. For some unknown reason the word serializable flashed in my mind. Then...

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From: Devikanth
Sent: Monday, May 17, 2010 4:48 PM
To: Kalpit
Subject: RE: Thank you for being my colleague and friend

Dude…. I want “serializable” friends :)

-Devi.

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Something caught my attention. When I told my friends about this they were uncontrollably laughing at the "serializable" part which made me feel like a jacka**.

But wait.... thats not the joke, thats not even a word.

Yes its not a word according to the spellcheck option in MS Outlook. It was spitting a bizzarre red underline when I wanted to type serializable. It was expecting something else. I couldnt contain my laughing when I saw what it was suggesting.

Surely someone at MS is horny.

Later my friend told me that they might be too advanced and making software capable of reading our thoughts. err ! (I thought they were making efforts or inclined towards increasing the well-being of humankind... read philanthropy.)

And to see what it was expecting just try it out for yourself. Try it. Try it.

I still cannot understand someone really "thought" that I would write it that way ;-)

P.S: Names edited and Copyrights Reserved.

Prapancham lo yenno rules unte...

2010-03-06T04:57:00.003+05:30

Ee madhya nenu tarachu chestu unna time killing panullo ye maya chesave cinema chuddam okati. nenu maa colleaague vellam. prapancham lo enno vishayaalunte ee "love" (read as lust) ni matrame romanticize chesi chupinche tollywood movies lo adokati.

Nenu innallu naku dance raademo anukune vaadni. cinema chustunnappudu ardham ayyindi dance raanidi naa okkadike kaadani. voddoddu... negativity voddu positive ga matladukundaam. Nenu kuda oka telugu cinema hero la dance cheyyagalanannamaata. Cinema lo screenplay bavundi. AR Rahman background score bavundi. Akkadakkada konni dialogues baavunnayi. Cinema chusinappudu naaku paatalemi ekkaledu gaani... internet browse chestu aa chetha ee chetha chaduvutunnappudu ee Aaromale ane song chevina padindi.

Song sagam varaku super. Beginning lo guitar riffs aa composing naaku chala baaga nachindi. So neno eight to nine times vinnanu. Ide paata bavundi kadaani inko frend ki link ichanu vinamani. vaadu tak mani cheppesaadu ee paata pink floyd wish u were here ane paata copy ra ani.

Ventane reality check kosam aa paata kuda vinnanu. Copy ante maree manisharma pokiri cinema lo devuda devuda paatani ricky martin jaleo nunchi kottinatto leda keeravani chatrapathi title song ni final fantasy nunchi copy kottinatto kaadu gaani.(a blind search returned me this link http://teluguhqmp3.blogspot.com/2010/02/theme-of-chatrapathi-is-copied-from.html) .
we can say that he might have got inspired by that song. The song is melodious. One should have swum the ocean of music to be able to modify a song to suit to a set of audience. ARR is smart.

Rule # 2 - Be smart.

Toil yourself hardenough to acquire a level of intelligence so that other people might mistake it for smartness.

And how did ARR become so smart ?
ARR is a protege of the great maestro Illayaraja.

Rule # 3 - Learn the tricks of trade from the smartest guy in town.

Toil yourself hardenough under the tutelege of a genius to acquire a level of intelligence so that others might mistake it for smartness.

So ARR antha smart aithe and illayaraja anthakanna smart aithe mari ippudu illayaraja ki enduku ekkuva hits ravatledu ?
sorry negativity vaddanukunnam kada.. question rephrase cheddam.
ARR antha smart aithe and illayaraja anthakanna smart aithe ippudu illayaraja tunes janalaki enduku nachatledu ?

Simple times have changed.

Rule # 4 - Always remember Charles Darwin. Only those survive who have the ability to adapt to the changing conditions.

Toil yourself hardenough under the tutelege of a genius to acquire a level of intelligence and develop an ability to quickly adapt to the change so that people might mistake it for smartness.

ARR is great but illayaraja is genius. And the reason I say that is if you carefully listen to raja's songs you can feel the emotion behind it. His tunes reflect the mood beautifully. The music enhances the lyrics. They compliment each other in the best manner.

ARR's songs have what i call the zing factor while illayaraja puts some soul into each of his songs. They literally live.

hmm... simple ga cheppalante best ARR song okati teeskondi adi vintunnantha sepu ekkado venakala idi ARR song, idi ARR song, ARR super ilantivevo anipistuntaayi. Ade illayaraja song aithe, nothing... song starting appudu illayaraja manassulo medultadu gaani paata vintunnantha sepu manam paatalone untaam. Aa lyrics pattukuni tune tho ala
munduku vellipotaam. This according to me is a mark of genius.

ok coming to our most important rule...

Rule # 1 - you can never imitate genius.

Dont get me wrong. Im not a critic of ARR's work or making up a case for illayaraja.(that would have been the joke you're all waiting for).Just my understanding of both the musicians.

Ok ippudu malla manam modalu pettina paata aaromale daggaraki vasthe... aa paata paadindi alphonse joseph ane malayalam music director. Athani gurinchi konchem net lo vethikanu. People walking down ane paata link dorikindi. aa paata first 60 sec vinagane ardham aipoyindi tagilindi mamoolodu kadu oka genius ani. ela antara ?

Rule # 5 - only a genius can recognize a genius.

(aaa ...ok ok nannu nenu mechukuni chaala kalam ayyindi mari.) rule baledantaara... em chestaam rules anni bavundalani ledu. Rule anthe mari.

Illayaraja --> ARR
ARR --> Alphonso Joseph. ok na.

Sare ikkaditho kudincheddaam. Too many cooks screw up the kitchen annattu... too many rules ruin your life. But remember one thing. To break the rule you need to know the rule first.

Aagandaagandi... ippude o vishayam gurtochindi.

A week back... edo naa maasina battalanni washing machine lo veyyadaaniki jebulu check chestunnanu. oka naligi poyina chamanthi puvvu bayatapadindi. daanni chetiloki teeskuni chusesariki gurtochindi (blogs lo flashback lo flashback ide first time. kaadu.) rendu vaarala kritam nenu o sunday maa inti venakaale kothaga kattina vinayakudi gudiloki vellinappudu ichina puvvu adi. Casual ga ala jebulu veskuni marchipoyaanu. inka appatnunchi adi andulone undipoyi baaaga naligipoyindi.

Actual ga evaina sensitive things ni cheppalanukunnappudu puvvulatho vaatini polustaaru. hindi lo aithe ek komal sa masum sa cheez anta.

Alaantidi adi anthala naligi poyina kuda it didnt lose its fragrance. I was able to smell the fragrance for quite some moments before it died out. Naku nijanga chaala aascharyam ga anipinchindi. Istree petti kinda petti istree chesinattu, attala naligina puvvu lonchi kuda suvasana ravadam.

which leads us to

Rule # 6 - Never lose your character under pressure.

P.S: Im famazed to see that Black Eyed Peas have sampled Illayaraja’s music from a tamil film Sri Raghavendra (1985) for their Elephunk Theme (2003).

Evadaina rules ramanatham ani comment raayali… vaadiki rules palaka kunda, rules vinipinchakunda, rules kanipinchakunda chestaanu.
Idi naa special limited edition rule.

Bangala Dumpa Chips Koora

2009-11-15T12:59:00.001+05:30

Kavalasina padardhalu:

Oka bangala dumpa... konchem peddadi.

Oka ullipaaya aa dumpa size ki daridaapu samaananga

Uppu: we will discuss this later.

Kaaram: mee capacity meraku.

Nammakam: annitikanna ekkuva.

Default apparatus: Oka pressure cooker (prestige aithe hundaga untundi), oka Gas stove (Butterfly ok), non-sick... sorry.. non-stick pan okati inka oka tablespoon vantanoone.(adi mari sunflower oil o leda groundnut oil naku perfect ga teleedu.)

Ippudu tayaru chese vidhanam:

Munduga aa konchem pedda size unna bangala dumpani baaga kadigi (mee area lo ela pilustaro mari...) tokko tolo adi teeseyyandi. Ippudu aa kadigi tokka teesina bangala dumpani koyyandi. Mundu addanga oka gaatu pettandi tarvatha niluvuga oka gaatu pettandi. Aa tarvatha ave directions lo ala atu itu gaatlu pettukuntu pondi. Gaatante tappuga ardham cheskuni edo sunnithanga mark pettukuneru... mukka tegela koyyamani naa ardham. Ponlendi gaatlettina gunthalettina cheyyikoskokunda aa dumpani chinna chinna cubes o cuboidso leda wafers laago koyyandi.Ee maatram kuda teleekunda vanta cheseydaaniki ready aipotaam anukuntunnava ani anakandi. Naku manduddi. Maattaadakandi. Cheppindi cheyyandi.

Next ullipaaya. Naaku telsu... kallu mandutaayi, correcte. Chinnapatnunchi ullipaayalu kosina vaallaki kuda kallu mandutaayi, kani em chestam. Ohhhhh ! gurtochindandoi... o saari eppudo eenadu paper lo najarana column lo chadivanu. Ullipaayalni manchi neella boring kinda petti kosthe kallu mandavanta. Emmari... ippudu boring kosamem vethukutaaru gaani.. koseyyandi late aipoddi.

Ippudu kallu tuduchukondi.

Poyyi veliginchi chinna manta meeda aa non-stick pan pettandi. Aa tablespoon vanta noone ee pan meeda poyyindi. Kaasepatiki adi kaagutundi. Appudu meeru kosina aa bangala dumpa mukkalni aa pan loki veyyandi. Jagrathaga veyyandem... endukante nooni chitapataladaddi. Naku sarrrrrrrrrrr mandi(kaalindi). Kaasepu vepandi... next time vepi nappudu easy ga undataaniki. Ala vepaaka aa mukkalni vere paatra loki teeskondi. Ippudu ullipaaya mukkalni aa pan meeda vepandi. Same 2 same indaaka ela chesaro ippudu kuda alaage.

Aa ullipaayalu vege time lo ippudu manam ee bangala dumpa mukkallo uppu kalapaali. Ento nenenni saarlu chesina ee uppu daggara matuku bucket tannestundi. So first konchem vesanu... aa tarvatha inkonchem vesanu. Meeru meekistamaina devudni talchukuni veskondi.

Ippudu aa ullipaayaltho paatu manam pakkana pettina dumpa mukkalni kuda pan lo vesi vepandi.

Ikkado chinna trick undi. Ala sunnam kottina raayila veputune undakudadu... just in time lo oka chitikedu uppu chi chi... chitikedu pasupu inka mee kolathaki taggattu kaaram veskovaali. Ala vepandi. Pan ki chivarla nalla nallaga evo kanipistuntaayi. Eeeeem kangaru padakandi. Avi ullipaaya mukkalannamaata. Maadipotunnayanthe. So etochi ee mukkallani konchem erraga konchem nallaga rangochesariki poyyi katteyyandi. Ammanaa backgroundoo.... indaaka nunchi poyyi anestunnana... “stove”... stove katteskondi. (Inka nayam pan ni penam aneyledu... inkemanna undaa asale bangalor elo untunnanu posh lekundaaane..)

Bangala dumpa chips koora tayaaaaaaaar.(ghumaghumalu ghumaghumalu ghumaghumalu.... BGM)

Serves 1. Garnish and Additional toppings: Not Required.

Fast Fact: Ee koora nenemi special ga kanipetti tayaru cheyyaledu. Kshana kshanam cinema lo Venkatesh ide vandi petti Jaamu Raatiri ani paadithe.... Sri Devi....Sri Devi Flatu !!!

Kooralo o rendu mukkalu teeskuni taste chusanu... aaaaaaaaaaaha oooooooooooho amogham atyadbhutam ani ananu gaani... gurtunchukondi, sachin tendulkar kuda first match lone century kotteyledu. Vaadu “Sachin Tendulkar” ani nokka kandi... naaku telsu vadu sachin tendulkar aina sourav ganguly aina first match lo century kottaledu... anthe. Inka maattadakandi.

Note: Ee kriya prakriya motham poorthayyesariki oka ganta time padutundi. Ee lopulo chinna pillalni, musalaallani vanta gadi vaipu raanivvakandi. Aroma therapy valla vichintranga pravartinche pramadam undi. Plus vaallu koora aipoyaaka surprise element missavutaru. Jagratha suma.

Cheppadam marchipoyaanu... ee koora kanna mundu meeru annam vandukovaali. Uthi koora tinaleru kada. Annam easy... oka pidikedu biyyam teeskuni rendu saarlu kadagandi. Edo kolathaki cheppanu gaani meeru direct ga Pidikillone kadigetaaniki try chesthe ibbandi padataaru... edaina ginniloki teeskuni kadagandi. Ippudu aa biyyaaniki rettimpu neellu aa ginni lo posi, “stove”... stove meeda pettandi. Kaasepatiki annam aipotundi. Inthakanna easy ga kaavalante kuda naa daggara trick undi. Cheptaa... cheptaa....” pressure cooker” vaadandi. Same process kaakapothe aa cooker keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssshhhhhhhhhh mani rendo moodo vigilsesina tarvatha stove arpeyyandi.

Annam tayaaaaaaaaar.

Ippudu koorela vachina manam padeskotaaniki manasoppadu kada. Andukani tinaali. Malli cheppadam marchipoyaanu meeku cheppakunda nenu side dish ga oka omlet veskunnanu. Ofcourse uppu kolatha asusual ga dobbindanukondi. Annam tintunnantha sepu okate daggu... identehe asala manam kaaramekkuva veyyaledu.. atleast miriyaala podi kuda veyyaledu anukunanu. Vanta gadilo exhaust fan on chesi vachi koorchunnanu. Aina daggaagadem... “aloo” chinchesthe appudu ardhamayyindi. Manam modatlo nammakam annitikanna ekkuvesesaam. Ade ghaatekkuvayyi ee daggu.

P.S: Ee naa paaka saastra praveenyaaniki mechi... nenoka book rayadalchukunnanu. “All you ever wanted to know about cooking but didn’t know whom to ask” ani. Mundu title pettanu content kosam Mee salahaalu soochanalu pampagalaru.

Vepichustanu.... chi chi ...vechi chustaanu,

Devi.

Moral of the Story - II

2009-10-10T02:33:00.006+05:30

Shravanabelagola tarvatha maa next stop Halebeedu... Belur. Ee rendu gulla gurinchi cheppadaaniki bhaasha meeda manchi pattu unnaavaallu oka kaavyam laantidi rayaali. Naakaithe ee gullu chusaaka andam ane padaaniki ardhamento telisindi. Ramayana Mahabharathaalloni chaala ghattaalu ee gudi godala meeda chekkaru. Chustunnantha sepu abba abba abba ...ila enni saarlanukunnano...

For the first time in the past few years... manaki intha goppa history undaa anukuni adoka type of highness feel ayyanu. Ee kaalam lo ante camera vachi moment ni capture cheyyagalgutunnam gaani aa kaalam lo anthaa vaalla vaalla oohallonchi geesinave kada. Vaalla imaginative power just wonderful. Einstein annattu Imagination is more important than Knowledge... It will show you what logic cannot even comprehend. Srujanaathmakatha ante literal ga chesi chupinchaaru. Adbhutamaina silpalanu srustinchaaru. Naa edava bhaasha ki manchi adjectives dorakatledu nannu kshaminchandi. Aina asala ilaanti vaati gurinchi raayadaaniki nenu chaalanu. Raayagalgina raayakudadu kudaani... ivi andaru chusi telsukovaale tappa maro daari ledu. (for pics - www.picasaweb.google.com/devikanths)

Maa guide veeti gurinchi chaala stories cheppadu. Aa kaalam lo ee city mundu pedda lake undadam valla dwarasamudra anevaarani, mana desam lo 6^th, 7^th largest nandi vigrahaalu ikkada unnayani, ee temple kattadaaniki 40 yrs pattindani, three generations of workers indulo paalgonnarani, ilaage inka evevo cheppadu.

Naakavanni pedda ekkaledu gaani oka story matuku “baaga” ekkindi.

Ade The Curious Case of Padmini jaathi stree. Aa time lo raani peru shanthala anta. (Raju peradakkandi gurtuledu). Aavida chaala goppa andagathata. Inka super dancer kudananta. Inka aavida andam gurinchi evevo cheppadu antha gurtuledu naku. Inthaki aavida pojulanni inspiration teeskuni aa gudi meeda silpalanni chekkesaranta. So aavida super model kudanannamaata. Ante mothammeeda maanchi talented candidate ani ardham cheskondi. Aavida padmini jaathi stree ata.

Oka silpaanni chupinchi padmini jaathi streela features describe chesadu. Moham chakkaga nuduta, mukku, geddam moodu sambhagaaluga untayata. Face emo 1/7^th of total body length. Nadum medantha sannaga untundi.(idi mare too much exaggeration anukondi...). arikaali madhyalo ubbethuga chinna gap la untundata. Kudi kaali chupudu velu botanavelu kante konchem peddadiga untundata.

Ilaanti ammayi ganka dorikithe... enti d.o.r.i.k.i.t.h.e ventane pelli cheskomannadu. Lekapothe meeintiki edi daggaraithe adi, godarlo gaani samudram lo gaani dookesi, leda o purugula mandu seesa okati konukkuni taagesi, poni mee intiki daggarlo ekkadaina roaddestunte aa roadroller kinda talapettukuni padukuni... ivanni bhayamanukunte atleast oka FM channel anchor gola vintu... chachipomannaadu.

Hmm edisadu anukunnanu. Nenasale too intelligent kada.... babu nuvvu plus lanni cheppavu sare... minuslu kuda untaayi avento kuda cheppu annanu...

Aayana naa bhujam meeda cheyyesi...

Babu nenu padmini jaathi stree gurinchi cheppagaane andaru sankalu guddukunte vellipoyevaaru. Nuvvu maatram evaru adagani dharma sandeham adigavu... you seem to be smart annaru.

Naakelaagu nenu smart ani intelligent ani wonderful ani extraordinary ani munde telsu kaabatti... ala evaranna pani gattukuni malla naaku gurtuchesina peddaga pattinchukonu. Asale chaala humble kada.

Sare vinu... padmini jaathi streelu pellayyaaka bhayamkaramaina dominating ga tayaravutaaru. Yamadoothalante ela untaaro chupistaru annadu.

Dominatingaa... inkemannana... malla edisaadu. Devi ikkada.... asale monark andulonu oka psycho monark ni. Nannevadu emi cheyyaledanukunna manasulo.

Aayanakela vinipinchindo mari...

Baaaaboooooooooooooo.............. nenu kuda tonty foor years back monark monark anukuntu tirigevaadni.

Ippudu anukondi.. andulo emundi .

neeku teleedu babu teleedu...

Padmini jaathi stree pattinde pattu vadilithe ottu...monark la undetodni nannu maa aavida o monk la tayaru chesesindi...

Aayana papam cap teesi tala vanchi, idigo ila chudamma antu...nadi nethi meeda oka depression laantidi chupincharu.

Babu aa sotta nenu puttinappudu ledu.... tonty foor years back kuda ledu.

Mari ???

Adi... Maa aavida matlaadutunnappudu nenu madhyalo matladina, vanta ala undi ila undi ani anna, naa daggara cheeralu nagalu konukkodaaniki dabbulevanna., aakhariki edaina cinemalo heroine baavundanna, maa aavida naa tala daggaraki teeksuni ala nimurutunnatte nimuruthu oke saari tang tang mani rendu mottikaayalu vesedi.

Ala tonty foor years batti kottina mottikaayala valla akkadedo grahaantara sakalam paddattu o crater erpadindi.

Ante mee aavida gaaru...

Padmini jaathi stree ye... naakokkadikenenti ee bumper bonanza prati magadu anubhavinchi teeralsinde anukuni appatnunchi naa tourists andarni “guide” chestunnanu.

ponlendi saar chesina papam cheppukunte potundi lendi ani nenu akkadnunchi vachesanu.

Hmm.. eeyanedo story aithe cheppesaadu gani.. naku namma budhi kaaledu.

Andukani... yetandukanee.... meelo evaranna padmini jaathi streelunte naakosaari kanipinchandi.

Ledu nijangaane... im serious, o saari kanipinchandi.

Ye... ok na ;-)

Moral of the Story - I

2009-10-10T02:26:00.005+05:30

Hmm... Ento ado type of busy aipoyanu. Ee Madhya bottiga office lo maa AM gaadni tittukovadamo, NYTimes gaani... leda ye Wall Street Journal lo articles chaduvukuntu time gadipestunnanu. Jeethamistunnarlendi! Weekends naa violin classlu potayani ekkadiki kadalatam ledu. Ala ani adee antha goppa ga em vaaayicheyyatledu. Anthaa atu itu ga undi naa paristhithi. Inthalo maa baavagaarkedo office pani undante Bangalore vacharu. Ee weekend maatram tappaledu. “Ekkadikaina veldam...” annaru. Nenu kuda desaanni pareekshinchi chaala kaalamayyindani projects in pipeline la eppatnuncho irukkupoyina BHS (Belur-Halebeedu-Shravanabelgola) trip plan chesanu. Akkademuntaayo ela untaayo teleedu, just world famous sites ani inka bus lo ala kurchuni dooranga ekkadikaina vellipoyachani tickets book chesesanu.

Aadivaaram poddunne naalugintikalla lechipoyaanu. Sali sampeddemo anukunnanu gaani...em ledu antha. Ok. Edumpaavu ki maa bus. Ticket meedemo bhoomaagipoyina edumpaavu daataka bus aagadani rasaadu. Edunnara ki start ayyindi. Unseason emo.... bus mothaaniki padihenu mandi kuda leru. Memu, oka Malayaali batch, oka English batch, oka Hindi batch, inka inko batch undi gaani... maradi romantic batch emo. Vaallebhaasha loni matladukoledu. Kaani ammayi ki shravanbelgola vachesariki vaanthulayyaayi.

Bus Bangalore polimera daatesariki naaku unnattundi oke saari kadupulo tipputunnattu, kallu mandipothunattu, chevulu potochestunattu.... lorry tyre kinda padina nimmakaaya laaga naa burranthaa ado rakanga pichi feeling vachesindi. Vellakellaka ee trip plan chesthe idekkadi gola ra babu anukunnanu. Sarele poni anni mind games ee kadaani konchem kallu mooskuni devunni talchukunnanu. Naa divyadrusti ki ekkadanuncho evado raakshasudi baari nunchi kaapadamantu amaayaka devathalu haahaa kaaraalu aarthanaadalu chestunattu SOS signal oti tagilindi. Emiti prabhu nee maaya... Volvo bussulo devathalenti... haahaaa kaaralenti anukuntu kallu terichi chusaanu. Maa conductor gaadu pettina paatala mahima adanthaa. Vaadu inka driver iddaru kannada vaalle... kaani hindi paatalu pettadu daridrudu. Avi paatalu kaadu rothalu. Asala antha passionate ga antha pachi pachi ga pichi paatalu evadra babu tayaaruchesadanukunnanu. Naa divyadrustini inkonchem venakki pampaanu.

Aa conductor gaadu kuda okappudu manchivaade. Vaadi busslo roju boldu mandi ekkevaaru. Telugollu, Aravollu, Malayaleelu, hindi vaallu, englishollu, kannada vaallu, punjabeelu ila o china size bhaaraddesam aa bus ekkedi. Bangalore daate varaku sardukunna bhaaraddesam konchem prasaanthatha aavarinchesariki gaggolu pettedi. Telugodu telugu paatalettamani... hindi vaadu hamaare gaane ani... kandu ganganthaa namma paatagalu ani ila aruchukuntu karuchukuntu mana conductor gaadiki manassaanthi lekunda chesevaallu.

Oka roju ee baadha ki tattukoleka, vaadu driver cabin lo talupeseskuni 222 km aagakunda ghoramaina tapassu chesaadu. Evvari maatalu boothulu vaadi tapassuki bhangam kaliginchalekapoyaayi. Aa tapassuki mechi aakasavani pratyakshamayyindi.

Tvaraga varam koruko naayana.... pillalnodilesochanu.

(Manodu telivi ga... ) ee bhaaraddesam lo nenu batakalenu... neelo nannu kalipesko

Ala kaadamma...inko maata cheppu...

(Manodu inkaa telivi ga...) Poni nuvve naalo kalisipo...

Aakasavani eemmatladakunda maayamaipoyindi.

Aavida maayamavvadam tho paate driver cabin ni pagalagottukuntu vachina mana mini bhaaraddesam ee conductor gaadi jeevitha paramaardhaanni chithakottesindi.

Conductor ki spruha vachesariki ati telivi valla vache anardhaalu chaala koolamkashanga ardhamayyayi.

Next day vaadu malli alaage 222km ghora tapassu chesaadu. Ee saari aakasavani vaalla aayana pratyakshamayyaadu.

Enti saar madam gaaru raakunda mimmalni pampinchaaru... baaga feelayyaaraandi ?

Abbe adem ledu raaa... aerobics class kellindi anthe.

Manodu musi musi ga navvukuntu...Oho andukenaandi inkaa..... maata poorthicheselope gaallochi oka balamaina pidikili davada meeda gib gib mani rendu guddulu kuripinchindi.

Manodu kaasepu kuyyo morro ani noppi taggaaka... swamy enti ee maaya ???

Maaya kaadeheyy.... ayye “aerobics” ante mari.

Adenti somi...

Adanthe... ee madhya abbaayilaki acid bottillu, veta kodavallu easy ga dorikestunnayi kada... anduke ee arrangement beta testing jarugutondi paina.

Swami naa face mareee antha yebraasi gaadida la kanipistondaa ?

Orey ippudu nannu varamadugutaava velliponaa.. antu venakki tirigesariki... manodu

Baabbaabu aagandi. Ee buslo unnantha sepu ee mini bhaaraddesam nannu mukkalu mukkaluga peekku tinestondandi. Paatalettamantaaru... malla avunnaya ivunnaaya antaaru. Nannu kaapadandi ee bhaaraddesaannunchi... L

Adentadi ninnu paataladagadamenti.... mee bhoolokamlo ee paatiki Ipod ane mrutasanjeevini parikaram okati market loki raavaale....

Ipod enti swamy....

(Ammani steve jobs gaadiki Ipod taayaru cheyyinchamani job isthe intha late chestunnada... hmm undu aadi pancreas ki chinna melikedatanu anukoni...)

Abbe.. neeku teleedule... ne baadha nakardhamayyindi gaani... ingo idi teesko... antu o CD vaadi chetilo pedataadu.

Emunnayi swamy indulo...

“LOVE” songs ra...

Enduku swamy idi...????

Orey neeku varamadagadam raadu... isthe teeskodam anthakanna raadu... nee atitelivitho endukura kori kompa munchukuntaavu... mememi chesina adi loka kalyanam kosam chesthaam.

Ekkuva matladakunda teesko anthe... ani maayamaipoyaadu.

Ala vaadiki aa CD dorikindi. Appatnunchi vaadu bus bayalderaka ee CD petti cabin lo kelli talupeskune vaadu.

Aa CD lonchi vache paatalu ati bhayamkaranga undevi..

e.g: mujhe tu itna chaahiye ki bus mein shaadi ke din marjaavu , O meri shehzaadeeeeeeee... mein hu tera shehzaadaaaa, arey laal chunari waali tere naam tho bathaa.... arey naam ke deewane tere kaam tho bathaa....

ilaage evo pichi pichi padajaalantho ardham pardham lekunda krooraathikrooranga undevi.

Ee baadha ki tattukoleka bhaaraddesam chevullo doodulu pettukuni, kallu gattiga moosukuni kikkuru manakunda padukodaaniki viswa prayatnam chesedi. Conductor gaadiki assalu ardham ayyedi kaadu. Stop vachaaka passengers ni evarnaina aa paatallo emundi ani adigithe, paschaathaapa padutunna mokhaaltho okkokallu rendu chethulu jodinchi namaskarinche vaare tappa emi matladevaaru kaadu.(ante antha sepu alaanti paatalinnaka vaalla maata padipoyedi kaasepu). Kontha mandaithe chevulu koseskuni yerrati kerchiefs nokki pettukuni bus digevaaru.

Conductor kemi ardham ayyedi kaadu. Ela telsukovaalo teleeka malla 222km ghora tapassu chesaadu. Ee saari aakasavani vaallaayana kalisi pratyakshamayyaru.

Swaameeeeeeeeeeeeeee................. swameeeeeeee......... nee maaya amomgham. Aa CD mahatyam valla naa jeevitham prasaanthanga saagipotundi. Kaani naaku teleeni vishayamokkate...

Inthaki emundi swamy aa CD lo ?

“Prema”....

???

Aa CD lo bus lo evaru anavasaranga gola cheyyoddani prema tho cheppam ra... anthe

Premakantha power undaa swamy :O ?

Undiraa mari... ade kada daani speciality. “Paga tho cheyyaleni daanni prema tho saadhinchavachu.” (C). Nuvvu munde prematho cheppi unte bhaaraddesam vinedi.. neekemo enthaki kopamekkuva.

Marenti swamy janalanthaa edo pichi pattinattu juttu peekkuntuntaaru appudappudu, edupu mohalettestaaru aadollaithe....

Aderaa premante... “premante pichi... pichi ante prema” (C).

Ento swamy emi ardham kaavatledu...

Adi kuda prema lakshanamera pichi naayana.

Emo swami... edoti lendi... jeevitham haayiga undi malla emanna aithe mimmalni talchukuntaanu.

Vadduroooovvv... kailasam nunchi to and fro trips costly aipoyaayi... indralokam lo pilots andaru strike chestunnaru.

Nuvve prematho... preamaga...cheppu...

Ela swamy ?

Preme neeku anni nerpistundi.

Swamy naaku pichekkutondi.

Addi sangathi.... modalayyindannamaata.

Enti swamy... premaa ?

Maakem telsu ra “pichi” naayana... Haaaa haaaa haaaa hahahaha anukuntu vaallu maayamaipoyaaru.

Adi jarigina story. Naaku vaadantha tapassakthi ledu, kaani... kaaneeeeeeee......... ;-)

Vaadi daggarakelli bhayya ye gaane band kardona... pleeeeaaassee... ani cheppanu.... “premaga”

Good Morning Sir :-)

2009-07-15T22:35:00.002+05:30

The Greatest Gift you can give someone is your time
Because when you are giving someone your time,
You are making them a part of your life for the moment.
-Anonymous

chi chi.... cheeeeeeeeeeee chi chi......... chi chi cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..................
Asala roju nenu podunna lechinappatnunchi aa rojayyentha varaku andaru.... "ee roju devi gaadni peddedavani cheyyali" ani devudiki dannam pettukuntaara enti ?
Ee devudokadu evaru padithe vaalla korikalanni teerchi padestuntaadu....
Ye rojaithe abba nenu konchem parledu ani anukuntaano... sarigga aa marnadu.... naaku chaala "parva" undi ani nirupinchestuntaaru...

Ee roju na manaana nenu poddunne yenimidinnara kalla lechipoyi venkateswara suprabhatam chadivi, vishnu sahasranam paadithe late ayyela undani devudni manasulo "you are great" aneskuni panulanni mugincheskuni office ki bayalderanu. O 5 min nadisthe bus stand malla bus digaaka office ki inko 5 min walk. Road meeda evadi golalo vaaduntaadu kaabatti nenu andarni chustune evarni chudanattu natinchesthu fast fast ga nadichestuntanu. Road ki o side meeda o musalaavida gudda paruchukuni kurchuni roju adukkuntundi. Nenala side nunchi naduchukunellipotaanu gaani eppudu chillara veyyaledu. veyyakudadani kaadu gaani beggars ni encourage cheyyala vadda anedi eppatikappudu confusing proposition.Makes me feel uncomfortable. Nenu roju ala goda la vellipotunnanu kada asala papam naa gurinchi emanukuntundo anukunnanu... oke saari aavida o kankarraayichukuni taaaaaaapppp mani kotti nee enkamma nee aasthi emanna adigana o rupaayi veyyochu ga ala vesthe nuvvemi "arey baamma garu meeru baaga adukkuntunnare... inka baaga adukkondi" ani rupaayi ichinattu kaadu ! ade.. nee bhasha lo "encourage" chesinattu kaadu... nakemanna sarada enti ila adukkodaaniki ?... ammo.... ooohalo ila gaddi pettestondente evida. cut... cut.... cut !!! alantollani old age homes lo pettali... kaani nenedavani kaabatti responsibility teeskonu.

Manusanthaa nata(na)raj eraser petti cheripeskuni malla bus digaanu. Office ki nadusthu maa frend ki phone chesi memiddaram edo business concepts discuss cheskunnamu. Office ochesindi neninka maa mind lo ave alochistunnanu.. asalem chustunnano chestunnano teleeni state. Body ikkade undi kaani burra ekkado undi. Edo robot ki key ichi vadilesthe panichesinattu.. ala ala nadusthu potunnanu. Background lo ekkadoooooooooo "sir" ane padam vini vinapadanattu vinipinchindi. Maalokam gaadni ee lokam lo kochi chusthe.... talupu daggara unde security guard chiru navvutho "Good Morning Sir " annadu. Nenasala vaadneppudu chudaledu. Ma floor ki kotha ga vachi untaadu. Nenu alexander the great laaga... good morning accept chesinattu just umm annattu tala oopi vellipoyaanu. Nenentha edavani... asala naa edavatanaanni kolvadaaniki kolabaddalenti ? aa kolabaddalaki naa edavatanam andutundaa.... Ananthamaindi naa edavatanam(C).

Papam asala nenevaro kuda teleedu vaadiki... evaro vadi supervisor, employees vastunte poddunne vaallani wish cheyyi ani cheppuntaadu. Vaadu antha sincere ga plus oka chakkani chiru mandahaasam tho Good Morning ani chepthe... asala vaadi presence ni kuda lekkacheyyanattu edo alochinchukuntu vellipotaana. Intha kanna digajaara galana....(galanemo... inkenni chupistaado devudu garu). Saati manishi unikini gurtinchaleni vaadni manishi anagalama ? Deeniki endukintha color istunnanante.... athanu nannu wish chesina vidhanam inka athani moham lo aa smile. He is not the charming of persons and you wouldnt like to get a look from him normally. He is not your usual hunk who can get the gals drooling. He is just our average man with an average smile. But he has an aura of purity. His face actually "glowed" when he smiled at me. Vaadiki nenedo chaala kaalam nunchi telsinattu naaku manaspoorthi ga aa rojantha manchi jaragaalani korukunnattu wish chesaadu.(to be frank i even had a good day today)

Eppudaina try chesaara... asala atleast mana close frends ki... edo typewriter lonchi kotti nattu kaakunda manaspoorthiga gundelonchi freshhh ga navvuthu. "Good Morning" ani gaani "Good Day" ani gaani wish chesaara ? It will definetly have a soothing effect on you when you mean that. If not... please acknowledge the person who wishes you. That will make their day.

His smile still haunts me.

Chetakaani Maatalu

2009-05-17T20:29:00.009+05:30

The events and thoughts as they unfolded on 01/05/2009…

hmm..... anukunnatlu gaane naa internal sketch phalinchi nannu bengaluru lo padesindi. Mumbai tho polchukunte bengaluru inka baalya dasalone unndi. Iruku roadlu iruku busslu anthakanna irukiruku manastatvaalu. Mumbai lo nenu chusina corporate culture ki ikkadiki chaala teda undi. Mumbai lo antha open, nee pani chesko intiki po anthe. ikkada ala kaadu nee seniors ni sir anaali vaallaki ekkada ye sthithi lo kanipinchina vangi vangi dannaalu pettali. Idi o rendu vaaralu chusina tarvatha maa colleague ni adiganu..Endukantha bhayam... andari pranaalu vaadi chethullone unnattu vaadedo vaadi kastammeeda manandarni batikistunattu ala chestaarenduku annanu. Adi bhayamo vinayamo gouravamo kaadu babu adi Natana. Entha baaga natisthe anta manchidi. nee natana ki maarkulu kuda untaayi. inka ardhamayyindi. Uthara bhaarathaaniki Dakshina bhaarataaniki ide kottochinattu kanapade teda. Tana meeda nammakam kante edutivaadante bhayamekkuva. Eduti vaadinunchi saayam aasinche varaku kuda manam bhayapaduthu batakaalsinde. Naku nene saayam anukunte bhayamundadanta. Nenu firstlo Mumbai lo naa TL ni sir ani pilisthe vaadiki gundello gunapam dimpinattu feel aipoyi... nannu o conference room loki teeskelli o ganta sepu cheda mada vaayinchesaadu. Naa peru Nikhil nannu Nikhil ani piluvu... Sir ante evado naaku teleedu ani. Nikhil naaku chaala nerpaadu nenu chaala nerchukunnanu. Nikhil gurinchi inkeppudaina cheptaanu gaani... o chinna udaharana istaanu... udyogam kothalo naako pani cheyyamani cheppadu...technical di. Daanni poorthiga ardham cheskune sariki ardham ayyindi adi chaala kastamaindi mana level ki adi saripadadu ani. Ade vishayam cheppanu... Nikhil this is too difficult for me ani.

Nikhil: But it is not impossible........right ?

Ala manalo kontha manta puttinchi mana potential ni manaki chupincha galige vaallu Leaders.I feel lucky to have met many dynamic people and made good friends out of them in mumbai. Nikhil and Anand being the most notable.

So bangalore has not won over my heart atleast as of now.

Edaina kotha place ki vellinappudu nenu automatic ga kontha disturb avutu untaanu. Anduke intiki vellalanipinchi RJY bayaluderaanu. Kaani akkada inka ekkuva disturb avutanani oohinchalekapoyaanu.

Rjy ki ikkada nunchi YPR HATIA express lo bayalderaanu. Eppatilaage naa compartment ki oka rendu moodu compartmentla avathala ivathala varaku ......... leru. ;-) Endukuntaaru undaranthe. Eduruga pourohityam loki adugidutunna iddaru baalya purohitulu. Pakkane iddaru experienced s/w manushulu. (Nenu s/w ENGINEERS anakudadani decide ayyaanlendi.) Nenu Buchibabu raasina Chivaraku Migiledi ane navala chaduvukuntu undipoyaanu. Evandi mee daggara inka emanna pustakaalunnayandi ? aa iddarlo oka purohitudu adigaadu. Chaala kaalam tarvatha naaku spastamaina uchaarana tho svachamaina telugu vinnanduku chaala santhosham kaligindi. Naa daggarunna Bharatham lo chinna kathalu ane pustakaanni anthaniki ichaanu. Athanidi kuda RJY ye nanta.Rjy naa sonthooru anthakuminchi daaniki oka goppa saamskruthika saahitya charithra undi(jeevanadi Godavaritho saha). Antha manchi oorilo puttinanduku adoka rakamaina garvam.

RJY ni talchukuntu naa navala chaduvukuntu appudappudu pakka vaalla maatalu vintu prayanam saagistunnanu. Burralo anthaa chinnapati jnapakaalu medulutunnayi. Maa Arun Sir fourth class lo pettina quizzulu, Rambabu gaaru cheppina lekkalu, Prabha miss gaari class lo entha aapukunna aagani nidra...(aina papam aavida nannu sontha kodukula chusevaaru), maa vardhini gaari chamakkulu, Padmavathi gaari firebrand maatalu, naaku 10th class exams oka roju mundu vachina chicken pox ki Usha gaari mandula help... ila maa teachers andari saayam vaari prabhavam. Aa tarvatha srinivasa academy lo Ramadoss garu, Satyam garu, Mutyala rao garu, Sri Devi garu. Maa Engg college lo lecturers. Inka chaala mandi nannu nannu ga tayaaruchesina vaarandaru gurtostunnaru. Intha mandi manchi vaarini kalisi vaallatho oka relation erparchukogaliginanduku naalo naake chaala santhoshamga anipinchindi.

Naa alochanalu inkonchem munduku vellayi. Nenu ee roju oka palana avvadaaniki kaaranam alochinchaanu. Adi chaala mandi sahrudayam tho chesina saayam.Vaari chetullo nannu physically mentally baaga teerchididdaaru. Nanne kaadu naalaaga chaala mandini vaallu teerchididdaaru. Naa institutions Naa vaallu Naa vooru anna feeling inkonchem gatti padindi. Nenu chaduvukundi SKVT schoollo. Engg chesindi NITK surathkallo. ila naalage chaala mandi baaga chaduvukoni tamakantu oka sthanaanni eraparchukogaligela chesinayi ituvanti institutions. Vaatiki aa sakthi ni ichindi manam. Mana tax payers money. So indirect ga mana abhivruddi ki chaala mandi kastaarjitham kaaranam avutundi. Naa society naaku intha help chesindi. Mari naaku manavaalla patla unna bhaadhyata enti ?

Naa service yokka end product ultimate ga western society progress avvadaaniki todpadutundi. Daaniki santhoshinchaala ledaa manaki manam em cheskolekpotunname ani badha padala ? IIT's IIM's ivanni kuda premier institutions of the world gaane pariganistaaru mari andulonchi vache chaakullaanti kurraallantha emavutunnaru ? Vaalla thought power ni manam enduku upayoginchukolekapotunnamu ? Western Media oka manchi gimmick nerchukundi. Manalni gaallo unchinatha sepu em baadh undadani. India is going to be super power in the coming times ani... Indians are highly intellectual professionals ani... ilaanti stories rendu moodu journals lo nadipistundi. Manam vaatini chusi guddiga nammeyyadame tappithe emanna alochistunnama ? Nijamga manam antha intellectuals aithe mana govt office lu inka endukantha adhvaannanga edustunnayi ? Ippatiki corruption antha baaga chalamani avutundadaaniki kaaranam enti ?

Naa uneasyness ni ee rakanga chudachemo... india anedi oka raithu anukundaam. athaniko kooragaayala thota undanukundaam. Athanu sraminchi chaala kaalam kastapadi pandinche okko mokkani kontha dabbu padesi evaro konukkuntunnaru. Ala bayataki vellini okko mokka sthanam lo okko void erpadutundi. Daani vere mokkatho poodchatledu. Mana sontha polaanni manam ammukuntunnam. Inka koddi kaalam lone polam lo mokkalemi undavu. India ane raithuki okappudu polam undedi ane sthaayi ki veltundi.

Ee question ki answer alochinchandi. What is India famous for? India is famous for highly skilled cheap labour.(naa prakaaram)

Naa uddesam prakaaram manam inka ilaage undadaaniki kaaranam saraina awareness lekapovadam. Chinnapatinunchi mana pillalni orey nuvvu engineer avvalano ledo doctor avvalano nooripostaam. "Engg varaku kastapadara aa tarvatha dabbe dabbu. CI avvara suitcaselu intikostaayi..." Asala pillavadu engg gaani doctor gaani ayyaka vaadu ye rakanga society ki upayogapadagalado vaadiki evaranna cheptunnaraa ? (naaku teleedu mari.) Anthenduku oka citizen ga manaki unde hakkulu gaani mana power gaani poorthiga manaki telsaa ? Asala Govt ante enti daanilo enni depts untaayi avanni prajalaki ye rakanga services andistaayi ee information anthaa screened away from the common man. Anduke govt officello vaallu cheppinde vedam chesinde natyam. Manaki edaina avasaram vasthe tappa manam govt gurinchi pattinchukovatledu. Driving license laki passport laki agents inka enduku undaali ?

Independence raakmundu situation chusthe. Evari brain chid o teleedu gaani Civil Disobedience movement anedi jarigindi. Bottom line is.. Swadesi. Everything Swadesi. Mana desam lo mana kastam tho tayaruchesina vastuvulne vaadadaam. Ituvanti decision valla Indian industries lo oka rakamaina competition erpadi undedi. Cons umer elaagu mana productse vaadataadu kaabatti market lo annitikante most competent product release cheddamane kasi motivation manufacturing sector lo undundedi. Ee desi competition valla mana research and manufacturing processes baaga stringent ayyi manchi quality products ni ivvagaligi undevaaru. May be if it had continued longer our products would have stood a chance to be among the top brands in the world. Manam bmw cars tayaru cheyyalekapovachu… but still we would have produced a car which would give all the Mercs and bmws a run for their money. We would have positioned ourselves among the world leaders by now.

Ask yourselves how many of the products we use daily come from the Indian stable?

Naku Indian industrial sector gurinchi antha avagaahana ledu… meeku telisi, opika unte naku kuda cheppandi.

Ee vidhanga naa burra tyagaraaya keerthanulu aarunnra sruthi lo paadestundi. Manaki telsina management sutraalu konni mana govt ki apply chesthe ....?

Ivi ila kaakapoyina vere ye vidhanga naina prastutam mana govt lo jargutunnayo ledo naaku teleedu. Naakanipinchinavi ivi.

1. Govt ki sambandinchina prathi procedure and processess anni... ye ye processess ki entha time teeskuntundo (SLA laaga)... anni clear cut ga define chesi oka concrete form lo janalaki andubaatu lo unchaali.

2.People are the power of an organization. Mana govt lo unde prathee dept kuda one year ki oka saari oka newsletter laantidi publish cheyyali. Andulo aa one year lo vaallaki vachina funds, vaati allocation, vaatitho chestunna panula progress veetannititho paatu aa panulaki responsible ainatuvanti vaalla contacts undaali. Ee rakanga information awareness kontha perugutundi janaallo.

3.Auditing. Govt ante bothiga monopoly aipoyindi vaadem chepthe ade nadustundi. So palana govt pani sarigga chestunda ledaa ani chuddaaniki oka third party chetha daani processess ni audit cheyyinchaali.

Enni processlunna manalo transparency lekapothe saadhinchagalgindi emi ledu....(asala kaavalsinde idi)

Govt mana andariki jobs ivvalekapovachu…. Ivvaledu kuda. But all we have is thought power. We can atleast think of some ideas which would make a difference. We may not actually
implement our ideas but they will certainly be of use for someone someday.

How can this be the end…?

P.S: you may feel that i am against globalisation... I have elaborated about it in the comments.

Passportu passportu nuvvenduku raaledammaa...?

2009-03-19T20:37:00.004+05:30

Passportu passportu nuvvenduku raaledammaa ?
A. Naku chadavadam raadu B. Naku raayadam raadu
C. Naku chadivinchadam raadu D. Naku raayinchadam raadu

Prologue

Manager: babu devi…. Naakosaari nee passport no. kaavalammaa…
Devi: Neeku teleedemo mari… naaku passport ledu.
Manager: Haaa..? Ledaaaa…. :O hmm ponile nee PAN card no. ivvu
Devi: Neekidi kuda teleedaa… naakadi kuda ledu.
Manager: (avaakkayyi…) So… I guess you must be having your driving license atleast….would you mind sharing…
Devi: (Bande unte bussendukani….) Of course I know driving but…. I never thought I would require a license to drive…u know… I am just content with my license to kill.
Manager ki mantaputti: Are “YOU” khiddhing meee…. :X ???
Devi: Maranduke…. Indaaka nunchi ooo tega numberladigestunnavu enti sangathi… kompateesi naa performance ki bokka borla padipoyi… nannemanna phoren pampinche phrograam petteskuntunnava….(kannukoduthu adiga…)
Manager: Manakantha ledu….
Devi:Manasulo…( Hammani… gaalanthaa teesesaadedava)
Manager: Mana devudiki ante mana client gaadiki resources ni unique ga identify chese Personal Identification Number (PIN) laantidi kaavalantenu….
Devi: Osssss inthenaaa… naa daggaro brahmaandamaina idea undi…naa fone no. raaskomanu.
Manager: iddarni gouravanga goyyi teesi kappettestaadu.
Devi: (eedenti what an idea sirji anukuntaadanukunte..) Sarle Maremcheddamantaavu ?
Manager: Urgent ga anni apply chesko…. Aina neekivemi lekundaa payroll meeda ela pettukunnaru…hmmm
( mellaga sannai nokkulu nokkutunnaadu..)
Devi: Hussssssssssshhhhhhhhhuuuu….. sshhhhhhhu….
Manager: Mari apply cheskovalsindi kadaa… ippudu husshoo anukunte passportu pan card vastaaya ?

Devi….(oho...cha alagaa….…)

Devi: Sare aite apply cheskuntaan gaani… monna project party ki pub kelinappudu nuvvu evarevarni ekkadekkada gillavo….
Manager: Hussssssssssshooooooooo….husssshhhhuu…
Devi: Mari gillakunda undaalsindi kada….ippudu husshoo anukunte avanni mee intlo teleekunda untaaya ?
(Manager…chethulu jodisthu kallu mooskuni tala dinchukunnadu)
Devi: Cha…. Nuvvu gilleyyachu gaani mem husshoo anakudada…
Manager: Vadilevayya naayana… naa bangaru konda kadu. Indaakedo foreign program antunnavu… vellalanundaa ? mari cheppachkada innallu…. Neeku baaga mohamaatamekkuavayya devi.
Devi: Hmm… neeku chethivaatamekkuva…
Manager: adigo malla…. Hussshhhhoooo……

Idi o samvatsaram kindati maata… naachetha passport ki apply cheyyinchadaaniki poonukuni vaadi kompaki nippantinchukunentha pani chesaadu mavodu.

Deenikanna mundu nenu chaduvukunetappudu maa collegollu kuda try chesaaru. Palana vaaram post officollu vastaaru… meerandaru enchakka passport ki apply cheskovachu, easy ga vachestundi ani. Appudu nenu… ”Haahhahahahaha….. pichollu passport perutho naa daggaranunchi veyyarupaayalu dobbeddamane…nenemanna GRE aspirant anukunnara ? aina amerika afrika vellalante passport kaavali gaani subbaranga india lo unde vaadni naakenduku ? Poni anthaga kaavalanukunte abroad velletappude apply cheskuntaanu…. Indulo emundi MP seat aa ? MLA ticket aa ? pedda criminal background kuda akkarleddu deeniki …passporte kada… ” ila anukodame kaakundaa migatha apply chestunna vaallandarni chusi electionlalo votlesevaallani chusi navvukunnantha navvukunnanu.

Ee madhya obama kuda amerika nunchi manollandarni tolestunnadu…so passportla daggara raddi taggundochu.. inkaa evevo anukuni…Mothaaniki internal sketchokati vesi… ikkada maa aamchi Mumbai nunchi passport ki apply cheddamani decide ayyanu.

Website lo chusthe identity proof, address proof unte chaalu annattu rasaadu. (ohh… idintha veeji aa anukuni) gabaalni online lone apply chesesaanu. Application submit cheyyadaaniki aa mannaadu 10:15 am ki thane passport office ki ramannaadu. Manaki eppudu ilaanti crunch situations lo edurayye addankulanni eduroddesi correct ga 10 kalla vellipoyaanu. Passport office board kanipistundi daani venaka background lo moodu anakondaalu saagadeesi antinchesi melikalu tippesinattu Queue okati undi. “Vaarni…Bhaaraddesaaniki svatantram vachi 62 yellayyindi inka paapam ee janaalandariki internet ani okatundani… andulo passport ki apply cheskovachani…. Appudu queue emi lekunda direct ga counter daggaraki vellochani(website lo rasadandi babu… kaavalante chuskondi) teleeka agnanam tho aapa sopaalu padutunnaree…..hatha vidhi “anukunnanu. Kaasepu chinthinchi ala aa queue chivarakara unna master daggarakelli…

Nenu:Saar naaku 10:15 ki appointment undi. Ye counter ki vellali ?
Mastaru:Naaaaakkuda 10:15 ke appointment undamma…. Nenu anduke ee queue lo nunchunnanu.
Nenu:Saar meeru porabadutunnaru…nenu ONLINE lo apply chesanu. So nenu queue lo undakkarledu.(bhujaalu paikegaresthu cheppanu.)
Mastaru: Baabu…. Nenu kuda ONLINE lone apply chesaanu… idigo chudu naa appointment time (ani application chupinchaadu)
Andulo naalage same-to-same, ditto application prathi page sidelo 10:15 am ani undi.

Inthalo maa mundarunna head mastaru kuda kalpinchukuni tana application meedunna 10:15 am kuda chupinchaadu.

Saar … ante idanthaaaaaaaa……antu konchem kallu tirugutunnattu unte aayana pattukuni.
Avunamma idanthaaaaaaaaaaaaa………………….. ade

Saar cinemaallo chupisthe ento anukunna gaani nijamgaane inthapedda line untundanukoledu.
Andukenamma mee generation vallandaru eppudu internettu orkuttu chatting cinemaale kaakunda BAYATA PRAPANCHAM kuda chudaali. Appudappudu ila passport officelaki police stationlaki tirugutundaali.
Aa last line loni satire inko rendu vaaraallo ardham avutundani naakappudu teleedu.

Paddhati ga ala queue lone nunchuni 10 am kellinavaadni 3:00pm kalla counter daggarakelli, vaadiki naa documents submit chesesaanu. Nijaaniki naa daggara residence proof kinda maa company letter tappinchi inkemi ledu.Andukenemo Vaado vankara chupu chusi… fees pakka counterlo kattey annadu.
Naa daggaremo DD undi. Aa DD ye papam aa madam ki ichesaanu. Aavida malli daanni madatha petti naakichesaaru. Cashu annattu saiga chesaaru… ventane pakka building ki parigetti atm lonchi dabbulu teesi malla venakki parigetti aa madam ki cash chethilo pettanu sunaayaasamga.
Adgadi… akkaditho naa application adhyayam poorthayyindi.

Moodu vaaralayyindi…. Police verification ki inka ye bhatudu, bakasurudu raaledu. Naake kangaarochi office nunchi saayantram tinnaga police station ki vellipoyaanu. Naa letha vayasulo ade first time police station ki velladam. O saar ni kalisi adigithe… babu station ki raavadaaniki nuvvu padda tapana harshinchadagindi… kaani neeku ikkada nunchi mundu o letter vastundi appudu gaani nuvvee daridaapullo kanipinchaku… naa menalludu laantodivi…. Enduku cheptunnano ardham chesko… anesaaru. Abbhaa… ila alludu sentiment tho kottarentandi babu …hrudayam baruvekki inka akkada nunchi vachesaanu.

Daaranthaa kuda naa sixth sense aa letter ee paatiki mana building kinda unde rekula dabba lo eppudo padesi untadu, padesi untadu, padesi untadu, padesi untadu ani ambulance siren laaga ukkiribikkiri chesesindi. Maa rekula dabba speciality entante…andulo letters veyyagalam gaani tiyyalem. Sarigga post box lo elagaithe manam letters veyyagalam kaani postman okkade avi tiyyagalado… alaanti hyper secure design daandi. Anduke eppudu adi letters tho nindipotuntundi. Aa taravatha konnaallaki daanni evadanna clear chestaado mari em jarugutundo teleedu gaani antha khaali ai kanipistundi. Naakanthaga letters emi intiki raavu kaabatti neneppudu daani mystery ni study cheyyaledu.
Kaani eeroju tappadu.

Ground floor lo aa dabbaani kadipi kudipi kinda padesi tokki.. daaniki sottalu petti.. raka rakaala angles lonchi cheyyi pettadaaniki try chesi o araganta paatu orangutan laaga chaala circus feats chesaanu. Aakhariki aayasamochi maa flat ki vachesaanu. Chustunu gadaa… geda meeda o letter petti undi. Colombus ki amerika kanipinchinappudu ela feel ayyuntaado anthakanna ekkuva feel ayyanu.

Ventane aa letter maa pakkane unde cyber café vaadiki chupinchaanu… adi motham Marathi lo undi.
Vaadu daanni just ala chusi…”passport ki apply chesaara… o aidondalu teeskuni police station ki vellandi” annadu. Marandulo telephone billu, insurance policy, electricity billu ilaantivevo adiginattunnadu..
Mee daggaravanni unnayaa ?
Levu
Maranaduke aidondalu…
Unte
Rendondale…

Abbo…. Ee service charges anni veediki bhale telse anukuni Saturday station ki velladaamani decide ayyanu.

Round-1 (tingtingting)

Sir nenu passport kosam apply cheskunnanu… so meeru konchem verification ….
Dishu dishu hmm…. Aa documents chupinchu…
Sir actual ga maadi AP nenu last one and half year nunchi ikkaduntunnanu…
Enti ee documents anni AP ani unnayi…. Huh…. AP pampinchenaa ? pampinchenaa ? (dishu dishu)
Saar saar please…
Dishu dishu dishu
Sare nee daggara unna documents anni ila teeskura…
Ippudu ivanni teeskelli o S.E.O chetha attest cheyyinchi teeskura… dishu…. Vellu

Result 0-1

Hmm …dead man don’t demand dowry anukuni aa documents anni teeskuni station nunchi bayataki vachanu. Raadam aithe vachanu gaani ippudu attestation cheyyinchadam ela… naa daggara anni Xerox copies unnayi… originals untene gaani pani jaragadu. Sarle vasudevudi laaga…. evaranna dorikithe godaari daateddaamanukunna. Elagola maa colleagues apartments lo unde oka retired advocate kaallu vellu pattukuni mothaaniki documents attestation cheyyinchukunna. (ee taathagaaru matladithe “na fawar poddi”…”naa fawarooo poddi”…” naa fawar poddayyaa baabu”…anukuntu aayanaki ee vayasulo kuda entha powerundo naaku chupinchaaru. )

Avanni teeskuni rendo Saturday malla station ki vellanu.

Round-2 (tingtingting)

Sir….
Dishu dishu…. Documents anni teeskochaava…?
Aa teeskochaanu sir.
Dishu… sarigga vinu “ANNI” teeskochaava ?
Anni teeskochesaanu sir…. (appude ardham cheskovalsindi “ANNI” ante “anneeee ….“ani)
Dishu… enti only rent agreement unda…aithe kudardu.
Sir..sir
Dishu…dishu.

Result 0-2

Konnaalla tarvatha o roju nenu office ki late ga bayalderutunte maa inti eduruga unde mandula shop daggara kanipinchaadu. Nannu chusi kuda edo fone ki disease diagnose chestunnattu fone ni atu itu tipputu paina kinda chustunnadu. Nene aayana daggaraki vellanu.

Sir… please sir naa daggara ikkada one year nunchi unnattu proof undi. Konchem chudandi sir.
Hmm…. Em chaduvukunnavu ?
Hamma konchem daarloki vastunnattunnadu…. BTech sir.
Hmm…. Em chadivistaavu ?
Aaa…???
Nee pani chesthe em chadivistaavu antunnanu…..
Sir oo aidondalu…
Hmm…. Sare Saturday station ki ra.

Round-3 (tingtingting)

Sir… naa documents.
Nee file passport office ki pampinchesamayya… ippudu documents unna em cheyyalem.

Neeku passport raadu. DISHU. (knocked-out).

Konchem terukunnaka… sir please sir , please sir please…
Igo…. Nee gurinchi process aagadayya nee file malla passport office ki pampinchesaamu… malla passport officekelli malla verification kosam apply chesko.. appudu chuddam. Dissshhuuum.

Result: The battle continues…

Aa roju … vaadni , vaadiki atu edu taraalni itu edu taraalni arundhati cinemalo villain gaadni chitakottesi paathipettisinattu paathi pettalanipinchindi.

Epilogue

Nijaaniki passport avasaram naakippudu ledu. I just took it up as a social experiment to see how it feels like to be completely on your own in this world. It’s miserable. It makes you question your values…contradict your beliefs…doubt your abilities and test your patience to such an extent that you almost lose faith in your SELF.

By the way… the whole thing…It’s a life sucking experience.

P.S: God save the system !

Vedi Devi

2009-03-03T20:24:00.007+05:30

Mangalavaaram…

Innallu pandem kodini mepinattu mammalnandarini mepini maa client nunchi o sandesam. O naa priyaathipriyamaina nestaallaara naakee madhya chillara kharchulu ekkavayyayanipistundi. Ika nunchi meeku munupatilaaga jeedi pappu baadam pappu pettalenu. Prastutam naa sontha paadi gedalaki daana veyyadame chaala kastamga maarindi. Meerandaru veerulu soorulu kaabatti pandela kellinappudu leda pakkodni gilletappudu panikostaaru. Prastuta prapancha aardhika parinamaalanu drusthi lo pettukuni pandem kollakanna paaliche gedale nayamani meryill lynch morgan Stanley paalerlu chepparu.Anduvalla mimmalni chaala baadha tho dooram cheskovalsi vastundi.

Ante mammalnandarni maa project nunchi roll-off chesaadu…anaga s/w basha lo project scrap ayyindi.kaani naa tokkalo kopam deenikkadu… ma TL @^%#$*& gaadu innallu naa chetha edava panantha cheyyinchaadu. Nenu chesanu… moraayistune. Ippudu vere daaniki vere daanni ekkuva protsahistunnadu. Idi naa avagaahana. Veedi bias feeling naaku manta puttistundi. Chamuru baavulu australia adavulu kanna chaala ekkuva mandipotundi lopala. Deenne “kopam” leda aagraham antarani ekado chadivanu. Kaani naa manta ikkade start avvaledu… idi just agni ki aajyam posinattannamaata….

Konchem opigga moodrojulu rewind chesthe…. Aadivaram. Senivaram raathri maa colleagues room lo padukunnanu. Gatha konni weekends nunchi alaage chestunnanu. Aadivaram matuku poddunne 9 aa prantam lo maa room ki cherukuntaanu. Ee aadivaaram kuda alaage anukuni bayalu deranu… maa intikochi chusthe… o pedda taatikaayantha taalam kappa vesundi. Daani chevi naa daggara ledu. Asale poddune evevo prakruthi panulu prarambhostavaalu untaayi kaabatti konchem ibbandanipinchindi. Ventane konchem kopam vachela unnattu tochi…. Maa roomie ki fone chesaanu…”era babu ekkadunnavu…?”… “nenu office lo unnanu…” avatala nunchi samadhanam. Ippatiki naa kopam feeling ekkuvayyindi. “sare mari padankelu lekkepette lopala vachestaava ?” – ante kopam vachinappudu manasulo padankelu lekkapettamantaaru kada. Vaadelaagu raaledu office ikkadnunchi 10kms. Nenu paachi moham tho chediripoyina juttu tho alaage bussekki office kelli taalam chevi teeskunnanu. Bus lo unnantha sepu kuda kopame…. Veedu velletappudu fone chesi vellachu kada…asalemanukunnadu. Naa kopam ala eppatikappudu daanitho daanne into kottukuntu chaala perigipotune undi. Endukante ma proj vallu aa Sunday Mumbai tirige trippokati plan chesaru.
Oka barbarian laaga office lo adugupettesariki maa colleague fone… enti ready ayyava ? vastunnava ani. Aa time ki naa daggara maa room taalam chevokkatte undi. Brushu, paste, em levu. Trip nenu cancel chesukuni subbaranga intikellundachu kaani eppudu maa team lo andarni… peoples initiatives teeskondra morro ani tega visiginchestuntaanu. asale manaki edava principles okati, lead by example etc etc edo feelavutuntaanu. So office lone konchem fresh up ayyanu. Maa roomie gaadikkuda kopam konchem ruchi chupiddamani trip ki bayalderaanu.

Velledi sidhivinayak temple, mahalkshmi temple, haji ali darga. Punyakshetraalu… manademo paapistodi avataaram. Aina sare bhaktha kannappa type lo manasu svacham gaa undaali gaani manimaanikyalendukanukuni nannu nenu samadhanaparchukuni samardhinchukunnanu. Dadar station lo digaamu. Ala bayatakochi etu vellala ani anukuntunte… o polisodokadu kanipinchaadu. Maa colleague athani daggarakelli ‘sir ikkada sidhivinayak temple ki etu vellali?’ anadigaadu. Vaadu jarda packet chimpukuni notlo veskuntu… itepellali annattu saiga chesaadu. Maa colleague malla vaadine… sir naduchukuntu velthe entha time lo veltaamu? Anadigaadu. Neekanni kanukkuni cheppala ? asala nuvvevadivi ? itepellalannanu kada…. Godavapettukodaaniki ready ga unnadu. Maavodni ala pakkaki tappinchaamu. Ikkada malla naa tank lo petrol padindi. Vaadikendukantha kopam, pogaru, asahanam. Adigindi just daari…dabbulu kaadu. Desa seva chesevaadni ala praja seva koresariki vaadni avamaninchamanukunnada. Naaku matuku lopala circuitlanni kaalipotunnayi. Vaadi chethilo adhikaram undi society lo chaala important and responsible position lo unnadu. Ilagena chesedi. Vaadi paristhitento vaadendukala react ayyado teleedu gaani lopala lopale naaku chirethukochesindi.

Sidhivinayak temple daggarakochaam. Adi chaala famous temple anta… enduko mari naakkuda teleedu. Asala specific ga kontha mandi devullane konni chotla chaala famous cheyyadaaniki venakaala bhayamkaramaina scam emanna undaa ane type lo alochanalu veltunnayi. Inthalo evado cheppadu ikkadiki movie stars ekkuva vastuntaaru amitabh salman etc etc ani. Ponlera babu anukunnanu. Kaani naa alochanalinkaa aagaledu. Asala mana tirupathendukantha famous ? poni palana gudi edaina sare akkada devudu adaggaane korikalu teerchestuntaada ? metal detectors lonchi ala lopalikellamo ledo. Boldanni maanava haraalu. Ante okko prasadam amme shop ni mugguresi chuskuntunnaru. Janalni ala puchukuni tosestunnaru akkada cheppulu pettandi prasadam teeskondi ani.30rs 100rs 150rs trays ammutunnaru rendartipallu chamanthi poolu agarathulu petti. Chaala chendalamaina vyaparam ga anipinchindi. Ento devudi daggara ila raayadam naaku chaala ado rakanga unna… akkada jarigedi adi. ”ganda danda”.

Devudni gullo petti…. Galla petti nimpukovadame. Nenu mare negative ga rastunnanani kaadu gaani aa place antha alaage undi. Punyam paramardham kosam bhakthulaki saayam cheyyalane uddesam tho matuku akkadevaru vyaparam cheyyatledu. Ante mari akkadikoche vaallu bhakthulu ani naa assumption. So idantha chusi malla ala dochukune manushula meeda kopam. Malla ikkada kuda ee category lo kopam ide first time kaadu. Dochukune vyaparam naaku avagaahanochi first chusindi Hyderabad lo. Hitec city to JNTU autollo. RTC bus ticket 5rs. Kaani auto vaallu teeskunedi 15-20 madhyalo untundi. Meter vesi dochukunnadante konchem trupthi untundi kaani vaadu direct ga dochukuntaadu. Mari vaadanthala dochukodaaniki kaaranam ?...... aa routelo ekkuva velledi s/w engineers. Eppudoo okadu officekelle tondarlo ee auto vaadenthadigithe anthivvadaaniki oppukuni appatnunchi migatha vallandariki ala alavaatu chesaadu. Mari poni ee autovaallanna sare konchem sadhrudayam tho enthavuddo anthe teeskochu kada… abbe adi jaragani pani. Evadanna Punjabi odu telugu raanodu dorikithe vaadikkuda aavadam baaga raastaaru. Idi one side of the coin. Ade routelo roaddese vaallu construction workers (roju coolie ki pani chese)kuda veltuntaaru. Mana ee palana s/w engineers chethi vaataniki saripadela vaalla daggara dabbundadu. Vaallantha ichukoleru. Vaalla moolana veellaki kuda ibbandi. Ade route lo road veyyaka mundu nelaki 3k adde unde illu roaddesina ventane 8k ayyindi. Kaaranam again mana s/w. ante s/w ollu adigithe ichestaarani kaadu… mana Andhra lo nammakamentante s/w ante dabbu… dabbe dabbu. Adi “satyam” kaaduro ani mothukunesariki kompalu munigaayi.
Naaku telsu chetha la undani…. Marinaakappudu ee chethanthaa gurtoche inkaa chethala anipinchindi.

Sidhivinayak tarvatha mahalakshmi temple…. Ikkada kuda vyaparam undi kaani mare anthala meeda padi mare dochukotledu. Ee temple lo o trickkundi. Edaina rupee coin godaki petti korika korukuni vadilesthe…adi aa godakantukunte mana korika teeruddanta. Nenu chusanu kuda akkada goda meeda konni coins athukuni unnayi. Athukovadam ante jeevithaantam avalaage undipovu… eppudo padataayi kaani athukodam matuku athukuntunnayi. Sarle manam kuda try cheddamanukuni…. Asala coin ala godaki nokki petti teesaanu…. AASCHARYAM !!! adi athukkundi. Kaani nenu emi korukoledu. Emmari subconscious ga ala godaki coin athukovalani korukunnanemo.
Bayatakochetappudu “sankata mochan..” ani devudi peru raasi gudi kattaru… malla naa nippantindi.
Aa rojanthaa ala fire fighting chesi chesi ………naa bonda…. inkaa roju edo oka nippantukuntune undi.

Ila nippula meeda roju naalukkilometerlu nadipinchesi painunchi mana hero garu o tega navveskuntunnaru. Enthelaa ante….. enimidi nella kritam nenu bench meedunnappudu... O project vasthe naaku HYD vellalani undi so nenikkada pani cheyyanani maaram chesaanu. Aa project manager ki nippulu challadam hobby yemo mari… Maa HR daggara o nippuravvesaadu. Pillodu ikkada pani cheyyanani pechi pedutunnadu chusko o saari ani. Ee HR landaru roju poddunne iravainaalugu porala make-up kottukuni vachesi. Tega singaaralu vayyaraalu potu paavuganta sepu pani chesinattu natinchesi vellipotuntaaru. Maa HR naatho chaala style ga aruvu techukunna management English padaalanni kalipesi o aidu nimushaalu allipinchesi…aa manager nee meeda refusal log chesadu andukani o letter istaanu daani meeda santhakam petti ivvi anesi poyindi. Daanikelaagu aa taravatha nimusham nunchi ee vishayam gurtundadu. Evari daarilo vaallu vellipoyaam. Letter ledu tokka ledu. Malla monna mari em gurtochindo sannasi ki, fone chesi appudu letter ichanu kada kaani adi nee personal file lo ledu andukani oka past dated letter istaanu daani meeda santhakam petti ivvu andi. Ila moham meeda abaddaladesavaallani mohammeede dabhi dabhimani naalugguddalanipistundi. Adi nijamgaane papam marchipoyindaa anukundaam ante…. Mareee naa okkadi lettere ela miss avutundi ? Yehe asala letter miss avvadam enti letter ye lekapothe….edaina sign chesthe naaku telustundi kada, rojuko laksha documents emi sign cheyyanu kada.
Ee rakanga inka enno rakaalaga inka poorvajanma lo kuda pending undipoyina nippulanni tavvi teesi maree naa daarlo postunnadu.

Laabham ledu eskomanu nippulu….aayana nippuleskunte nenu cheppuleskuntaanu.

Some people…they just don’t get it !

2008-10-29T19:40:00.002+05:30

For you to get it… take a long pause after every ‘Basically’…(read as basikalleee….) and take your own time to complete it.

A guy has been newly recruited by Accenture. He was asked to come and meet K in Bay 58, 10am the next day.
The next day our guy arrives at front gate. He is very excited and happy and thankful to god for he has got a job at a time when GM’s shares have fallen below that of Hot wheels(read as financial crisis) and that too in a reputed MNC. Our guy is determined to make a good impression and make his day a great one.

Our guy enters the front gate and he sees someone passing by…(Its our S) and asks him if he works for Accenture so that he could help him get to bay 58. Let us see what the future has in store for him…….

NewGuy: Hi Sir, GoodMorning….
S: (doesn’t even let him complete) Hmm… I am not interested.
NewGuy: Sir do you work for Accenture ?
S: (smiles at him) Basically, I work for a software firm. It is also a MNC. We do software consulting. That means we write code for clients to get their job done in a better way. Our clients come from different industries. Example Finance, Telecommunications, High Tech, Entertainment, Defense etc. And sometimes we do deliver high performance….

NewGuy: Sir… do… you… work… for… Accenture?
S: (takes a cold look at him) Basically… (rolls up his eyes, gets engrossed in thought and after 2 min)…yes.

NewGuy feels bad thinking that he might have been rude to the gentleman…

NewGuy: Thank you Sir. Could you tell me how do I get to Bay 58 ?
S: Basically… it depends in which way you want to enter the office. Do you want to enter from the reception or the parking lot ?
NewGuy: Which one is nearer ?
S: Basically…it again depends, if you enter from the reception side. You should first swipe your access card at the gate. Hmmm… wait a sec. Its not swiping…You should actually put your access card against the sensor so that the red light gives a beep and turns blue and the door can be opened. Swiping is somewhat different… usually you swipe your credit cards, meal cards and that kind of stuff. Then you again put your access card at the sensor at next gate after you enter reception. Be aware you should always display your access card in office. There will be security to check that…. Ha….ha…ha
S: Basically I forgot… where are we ?
NewGuy: Sir, we just swiped…oh sorry put our access card against the sensor at the second gate after reception.
S: (gives him a colder look…)Basically… we should always be very clear in our communication. It should be to the point and very formal. It’s not like we are talking to our childhood friends. You should say…”second gate after reception”. See how clearly I put it.
NewGuy : “Second gate after reception…” (wants to end the sentence with a ‘Sir’ but wouldn’t dare).
S: Hmm… Basically…now if you take a left you will go to the recreation room and gym facilities. If you take a right you will go to our cafeteria. So Basically you should take your right for sometime and then after sometime you should take your left…. And then…

NewGuy…(and then… I have to slap my face left and right).
NewGuy: Sir I would rather take the route from parking lot… could you please tell me that ?
S: (gets angry with him…) Basically…we should always complete the task at hand and then think of alternatives. If there is no focus…LIKE YOU, we get illusioned and can’t reach our goal. See you lost track of what im saying because you were not focusing.
NewGuy: (feels sorry) Sir we can continue with the reception route…
S: NO… Basically… if once I have changed my mind that’s it ! I will tell you the parking lot route. Now listen with focus and concentrate on my communication and…. don’t listen with concentration and focus on my communication. This is not rocket science.
NewGuy has lost his mind but hopes he doesn’t lose his way to bay 58.
S: Once you enter from the parking lot, right away you will have steps to go to first floor on left side.
S….looks at the NewGuy anticipating something…
S: Basically, You should ask questions… only then you will “really” understand.
NewGuy: (has a puzzled look on his face…doesn’t know what to ask) sir what should I ask ?
S: I said left side… you should ask me “whose left side ?”

NewGuy…still has a puzzled look.

S: If you have entered and if you are facing the blue board with different colored pins on it… some times the pins will be of the same color… then the steps would be on your LEFT side. If you have entered and if you are facing the blue board with all paper cuttings and some pins to hold the paper cuttings in place and some more pins just idle….or the lady security guard then there would be the blue board with pins of different colors to your LEFT side. If you have entered and if you are facing the steps then you would have the parking lot with different vehicles of Accenture employees and bpo cabs to your LEFT side. If you have entered and if you are facing the parking lot with different vehicles of Accenture employees and bpocabs then….
NewGuy: …then
S: Then you would have the blue board with paper cuttings and some pins to hold the paper cuttings in place and some more pins just idle… or the lady security guard to your LEFT side.
NewGuy: Feels like fainting but for the record he wants to make a note of the time he fainted. He tries hard but wouldn’t be able turn his face to have a look at his watch.
I believe that somehow his subconscious mind sent him a signal that his watch would be on his LEFT side.
NewGuy: Sir wouldn’t it be easier if I had just looked around for steps ?
S: See Basically…this is exactly why you guys don’t succeed. Where is the logic? Its not like searching for your bike in a large parking lot.
NewGuy: Sir I don’t have a bike.
S: (Gets so angry that our guy could feel the heat…) what did I say ? You don’t have focus…you don’t concentrate and you don’t listen. I am just giving you a logical example. Basically… you should understand the problem and solve it in a logical way.
S: Anybody can get a job.

NewGuy face beams up… thinks that the last sentence would be the perfect logical example for his punisher.

S: Basically now…. You should take the steps…. I mean you should walk over the steps… communication should be very clear….
NewGuy: Sir that means bay 58 is on first floor….
S: (gives a pleasant smile at him)… see you have learnt to be logical from me. Good. But as I said do not “interrupt”, let me finish…
S: Basically… The steps would be little taller than new born puppies and as you walk over…on the steps, not on the puppies….ha….ha……ha . You should be careful as you might get hit by the ceiling…it’s a bit low. There’s a sign saying “watch your step” …thank god it doesn’t say “watch your height”….. ha….ha….ha (breaks into uncontrollable laughter.)
NewGuy…wants to ask him something… but doesn’t wish to “interrupt” him.
S: Basically…I am getting late to work… but still I would help you. It gives me pleasure to impart wisdom on ignorant people.
NewGuy… feels cheated by the interviewer.
S: Now I would explain it to you in a faster way.
Basically… after you come upstairs and if you are facing bay 54, then take a right and walk along you can reach bay 58. If you are not facing bay 54… then face bay 54 and then take a right and walk along so that effectively you will reach bay 58 by taking a right after facing bay 54. I mean u need not always face bay 54 when you take a right and walking towards bay 58 but you should face bay 54 when taking a right and start walking. Understand… you just need to focus and concentrate. You should religiously follow what i am saying...this is not rocket science.

NewGuy…nods his head in agreement and quickly moves away….before he falls into a seizure.
Our guy not knowing anything to do…approaches a security guard and asks him to accompany him till bay 58.
The guard leaves him at bay 58. His gesture makes our guy regain faith in humanity. Our guy pulls up all his positive energy to make a good impression with his new team.
He goes inside and sees S sitting a few paces to the left.
Both of them exchange a smile.
Our guy meets K and introduces himself. K asks him to wait for 5 min and walks upto S. Both of them are involved in an articulated discussion for sometime.
Both of them come to our guy…
K: Please meet your new Team lead S.

NewGuy: Basically……………… I had just Quit.

If you still want our new guy to take up the job sms ‘PAIN’ to 101. Lines open till the end of time.

Lekkalu Yekkaalu....

2008-09-21T21:28:00.002+05:30

nenu innocent kaadu gaani....maa naannagaru innocent emo anukunnanu...
3 class lo anukunta lekkalu... 3 digit numbers multiplication. manaki lekkalu ekkaalu vachi edisthe kada... maa text book lo exercises undevi chapter laast lo vaatiki answers ichevaadu.o saari maa naannagaru bayataki velthu... "orey devi... nenu vachesarikalla exercise-4 complete cheyyi " annaru.Manam veelu dorikithe brahma devudi moodu rendlu aaru chevullo simulataneous ga flowers pettese rakam. nenu haayiga "alif laila" chusi inka time migilipothe "tales spin" kuda chusi.. maa naannagaru vache time ki oka paavuganta mundu chapter laast lo unna answers anni copy chesi rasesaanu....maa naannagaru vachaaru.emi adakkapoyina potu gaadila nene daggaraki velli... "naandi lekkalanni chesesaanu... "... asalikkaditho sentence aapesthe bagundedemo... "kaani meru nenu chapter laastlonchi answers copy kottanu ante naaku chala kopam vachestundi" annanu. maa naannagaariki leni idea nene lopaliki kukkanu.aa roju naaku ardhamayyindi "burra rama keerthana padadam" ante.... "veepu vimanam motha mogadam" ante ento...

aa tarvatha nunchi lekkalanna maa naannagaaranna oka rakamaina gouravam erpadindi.

Sudigantalu

2008-09-01T14:25:00.006+05:30

Innaallu entaa asala variety emi lekunda sagipotundi naa batuku anukuntunnanu. Ante evo konni jarugutunna vaatiki variety kovaloki vesentha intensity ledu. Life ni njoy chestunnanu…yeda peda asala deniki bhayam badha emi levu. Eevi lekapoyina nene jokulu imagine cheskuni mare navveskuntunnanu roju.
Hmm ee vaaram moodrojulu selavulochaayi. Chala pakadbandiga plan veskuni Friday formals Saturday casuals uthikesaanu. Formals ki antha ibbandem ledu gaani…jeansulu jaadistunte nadum jaaripoyindira devudo. Sunday anni sardeskunnanu. Den chaala kalam tarvatha Room la kanipinchindi. Rendu malls round kotti vachesariki raathrayyindi. Monna Das ka Dum lo Katrina kaif ni chusinappatnunchi nidra pattadam manesindi. Aa andam ento maa iddariki ee bandham ento enthalochinchina ardham kaledu. Naa ipod lo
seethaaluuu nuvvu leka nenu lene….
Unnave oopiralle gundelone
Vellipothe serukunta mattilone
Aa kaburuu serelope seru nanne

Ee paata o nootanalabhaimoodu saarlu vinnaaka kuda nidra daridaapulloki kuda ravatledu. Ela vastadi ademanna genelia aa illeana aa ekanga Khatarnak kaif. Labham ledu repelagu manaki office lo evadokadu “hey devikanth! don’t sleep on the desk” ani gaddedataadani decide aipoyanu. Time chusthe rendunnara.

Style ga roju aarunnara ki alarm pettukuntanu. Adeppudu kodutundo neneppudu kattestaano nake teleedu. Lechesariki paavu takkuva enimidi. Bus enimidimpaavu ki. Phelps kanna phast ga neetilonchi bayatakochesi enimidi padikalla o mostaru ready aipoyanu. Maa hanger chusthe pedda shock…naa access card kanipinchatledu. Yehe sarle last bus enimidinnara ki kada anukuni atu itu fast ga vethikestunnanu. Anthalo bayata nunchi edo symphony sound vastundentaa ani chuste…. Varsham.
Oo…’ varsham vasthe emayyindi godugeskuni vellipovachu kada’ anukuntaremo. Nenu ee Mumbai varshaallo godugu lekunda Guinness record srustiddaam ani konaledu.nammandi. nijam ga. Serious !
Ee access card missing ento ee varsham entehe ani chiraagga unnappudu maa jyothishyudu cheppina maatalu gurtochaayi…“Babu devi nee sudi parigettanantha varake nayana manam emanna cheyyagalam….adi parugu modalettindante bolt kuda daanini andukoledu , antha powerful sudi gaadivi nuvvu” annaru. Bolt thunder-bolt la gold kodatadani maavodu mundu predict chesadanta. Ante bolt laanti hi-profile clients ni maatrame handle chestaadu maa jyotishyudu.. adi vere vishayam anukondi. Maa symphony tommidintiki aagipoyindi.

Alochisthe asala illu sardukunnaka anni organized ga undali gaani ila access card missing enti. Ammo sudi theory inka balapadipotundani manasulo “aa tokkem kaada sudi ledu bongu ledu ee roju neno sudo telipovaali” anukuni bayalderanu. Bus stop kelli nunchunnanu. General ga aa time lo cabs vastuntaayi maa office vaipu vellevi. Nijamga sudi aithe ee roju naaku padinti varaku kuda cabs kaadu kada B.E.S.T bussulu kuda dorakkudadu anukunnanu. Ala anukunnano ledo ventane oka kotha green santro vachi aagindi. Andaru daggarakelli adugutunnaru ekkadiki ani… nenellaledu antha kotha santro cab entehe pichi mohaalu kakapothe anukunna. Evaru ekkaledu. Nenelli “gandhinagar” annanu. Baithiye saab annadu. Vaarni… chuddaaniki o chinna software company ki ceo la unnadu veedu cab driver aa anukunnanu. Ekkesaanu. Vaadinka prathi stop loni aaputunnadu evaranna ekkutaaremo ani. Okkadu ekkatledu. Naa sudi veedikkuda antindani navvukunnanu. Maavodu asalu speedometer mullu 100 diganivvatledu. Kotha bandi kada chaala smooth ga sailing on the clouds range lo vellipotunnam. Manasulo “sudi… chustunnava adi manamante” anukunnanu.

Konchem mundukellaka oka stop lo aapadu. O aiduguru “sion” annaru. “Abhi paanch min mein aavunga” ani maavodu laaginchesaadu. Vaadi dress ni konchem observe chesanu ekkadaina F1 tags gaani sponsor labels gaani kanapadataayemo ani. Paanch min lo nannu paiki gaani teeskupotademo anukunnanu. Curiousity killed the kanth ani andaru anukokudadani…vaadnadiganu orey baba sion straight ga vellali kada gandhinagar vere route kada…asala nuvvekkadiki vellali annanu. SION annadu. Orneeyebba mari gandhinagar enduku ekkinchukunnavu nannu ante…. Mimmalani akkada dimpesi veellani malla ekkinchukuntanu annadu. Aaaa… :O Avunu anthe kada sudi eppudu roundlu tiruguddi gaani straight ga undadu kada. Maree antha easy ga naaku telsipothe inka sudi goppatanam enti.

Maavodu gandhinagar turning tippagaane oka km traffic jam mammalni aahvaninchindi. Vaadakkade u- turn kottesi..baabbaabu meeru ikkadanunchi naduchukuntu vellipothe fast ga vellipotaaru naaku beram poddi emanukokandi annadu. Hmm ponle naa sudi valla veediki nastam enduku le ani digipoyaanu.

Road meeda nadavadaaniki khaali ledu. Footpath meeda nadavalemu. Alaage paadarasam la melikalu tirukkuntu oka km traffic valayaanni chedhinchaanu. Daari madhyalo maa company bussulu boldu kanipinchaayi… daggarakelli ekkudaamanukunte access card ledu appatiki try chesanu kaani cleaner chetha kottinchukodam antha baagodani viraminchanu. Fly over kinda nunchi maha aithe moodu km untundi office. Kaani ikkada auto valalaki atleast oka vanda beram lekapothe ekkadiki kadalaru. So autolu dorakkapovadam naa sudi valla kaadani konchem dhairyam cheppukunnanu. Last ki oka auto lone office daaka vachesanu. Pantommidi rupayalayyinidi. “Bhai saab chutta nahin hain..” Huh naa daggara intha sudi unte nee dagara chillara ela untundi nayana anukuni po annanu.

Manam asale purse maintain cheyyam. Office gate mundu nilabaddaanu. Nenu Accenture employee ani cheppataaniki okka aadharam kuda ledu. Lopali keltunte security vadu kuda same logic lagadu. Vaadi sincerity ki mechi gatemunde undi poyaanu. Oka kerchief ala mundara vesi unte dayahrudayulu enthokontha saayam chesevaaru. Alaage oka dayahrudayudi chetha escort ippinchukuni reception daaka vellanu. Vaadu 500 security deposit kattinchukuni oka card ichadu. “Sir aapka naam” annadu. “Devikanth” annanu…”Sir aapka naam idhar nahin hain" annadu. Oreeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy nee yenkamma please ra konchem kanikaram chupandra… huh ninnu kaadule stars and planets sadistic ga unte security guards meerem chestaaru. “Surya Devikanth” ani search kottu atleast sun power valla konchem sudi neutralize avvuddemo chuddam. Hammayya database lo peru kanipinchindi. Aa cards tatangam avvagotti cafeteria ki vellanu.

“Teen boiled egg” annanu. Boiled egg nahin hain sir. “Omlette sandwich?” . Bread khatam hogaya sir. Inkoddule babu eedu horlicks adigithe maa dodlo gedulu paalivvadam maanesaayantaadu. Aa fruit plate edo mohaana tagalettu. Taapeega tinesi time chusthe padinnara. Edo gurtochinatte vachi poyindi. Entaa anukuntu ala corridor lo nadustunnanu. Oka room lo papam evariko sradhaanjali ghatistunnattu o table chuttu chaala mandi gumigudi mounanga deenanga chustu unnaru. Appudu gurtochindi….ammani every Monday 10 o clock ki status call untundi kada... ventthane maa conf room ki parigettanu. Dooram nunchi maa team anthaa conference room lonchi slow motion lo okkokallu vachestunnaru. Chchaa ! maa TL gaadiki naa sudi gurinchi explain cheddamanna sare aadu maree nannu taare zameen par lo pillodni chusinattu chustaadu. Sarle manaki sigga egga vellipoyaanu bay loki.

Maavodu WAS setup cheyyamannadu. Adanthaa oka word doc lo aratipandu paadu naati nappatnunchi puvvu pusi guthi pandi gela chetikoche daaka unna life cycle antha expalantion tho saha untundi. Saayankalam kalla antha chesi padesanu. Ante “up and running” avvaledu daani gurinchi manam inkeppudaina matladukundaam. Ippatike sudi sodi chaala ekkuvaipoyindi. Vellipoyemundu malla café ki vellanu. O chikku milkshake order ichanu. Kaasepayyaka collect cheskodaaniki vellanu.

Vadu naku chikku sauce ichaadu.

Sudimerupu: Next day maa office ki selavu…kaani naku work undi. Office velladaaniki stop kelte company bus vachindi. Office kellevaraku nenu driver tappa inkevaru leru busslo. Vishayamentante aa driver office ki selavani marchipoyadanta !!! vaadidi vatra sudi.

*cover photo: oka vaignanikudu, oka saasthravetha, oka vijetha, oka Jyothishyudu, ....anthaa kalipi oka Medhavi. (arey nannu kshaminchey ee saariki)

Pasi'di'tanam

2008-06-09T20:54:00.004+05:30

Monnaamadhya baaga chiraakochesindi. Pichekkadaaniki jaanedu dooram lo undaga vacation teeskunte bavundu anipinchindi. Anipinchinde tadavuga maavodiki arji pettanu. pettipettagaane pommannaadu.
Plan A prakaram rjy lo endalu mandipotunnayani, hyd lone undalani nirnayinchukunnanu. Maa suseelakkintiki vachesaanu. Vachetappatiki maa nagakka kuda undi tana chinnakoduku(seenu) tho. Illanthaa... ‘sandadi’ andaaniki bane untundi gaani, adi sandadi kaadu ado gola bharinchaleni gola. Oka rakanga nenu aa gola chavi chudadaanike vellananukondi (daanike vere pedda story undi).

Maa akkaliki chinna chinna pillalu, evariki naalugellu daatundavu. Nenu velle sariki maa yechi(yechchi ani palakaali) daani tammudu("eedikinka maatalu raavu"...caption kaadu nijamgane) inka seenugadu unnaru. Yechi ante yasaswini lalitha ani daani peru. Nene pettanu. Naa polikalemannana anukundamanukunte....asalu nenu chinnappudu chaala mudduga bodduga assalu allari chesevaadne kaadanta. Kaani adi matuku maha muduru. Chaala telivaindi.

Maa seenu gaadu kuda deenikemi teesipodu kaakapothe papam vaalla ammante bhayam, anduke tondaraga notlonchi edi vadaladu. Vadilaadante mee janma dhanyame inka. "Hai hai nayaka" cinema chusunte nenem cheppadaluchukunnano meeru grahinchagalaru. Veelliddare anukunte veellakanna munde maaku puneetgadu putti, krishnudu matti tintu vaallammaki bhoomi suryudu chandrudu ila evevo chupinchaadu kada...antha kaakapoyina maavodi tahata ki taggattu vaallamma ki simple ga "chukkalu" chupinchadu.

Pichekkadaaniki janedu dooram lo unnanannanu kada...maa akkaliki naa meeda jaali kaligindemo poni aa janedu poodchadaaniki maa vanthu sayam annattu..aa roju sayantram
Akkalu: orey devi memu ala shoppingkellostaamu andaaka pillalni chusko...
Devi: Enti chuskunedi tokka naa valla kaadu.
Akkalu: Mememanna vaallavi kadagamannamaa...? kaasepu chudara babu....
Devi:(manasulo...) Ammani ante aa karyakramam kuda plan chesarannamaata ante tvaralone maa akkalanunchi nenu "orey devi nenu pindi rubbutunnanu maavodiki kack vastundanta konchem ala teeskellu..."ane maata kuda vinaalsi ravachu anukunnanu. Vinadaanike idi adola undi…inka aa scene oohinchukunte…….. ammo… aibaboi.
Devi: Konchem meere emanna tips ivvandi mari ela chuskovaalo.
Akkalu: Maa pillalaki A B C D lu 1 2 3 lu inka boldu rhymes padyaalu vachu avanni appacheppinchuko.
Devi: Yenkammalaara oka engg grad ni udyogastudni entha cheapaipoyane meeku (malli manasulone...)
Devi: aa sarlendi... kaani tondaraga randamma, meevodu nijamgane “mavayya kacku…” ante nenu pargettali

Mavollu ala shopping ki vellipoyaaru. Nenu aa hallone maa yechi ni oka side inka seenugaadno side kurcho pettukuni madhyalo padukunnanu. Child Psychology prakaram chinna pillatho chinna pillalaage undaalani...maa yechi tho
Yechi A B C D lu cheppava naaku raavu...annanu.

"Mavayya A B C D lu raakunda ninnu school lo ela join cheskunnaru...?"

Abba kadupulo intha gattiga guddindenti… anukuntu… deeniki counter ela ivvalo teleeka “avune chinnappudu kada appudu anni vachu ippudu peddodnayyanu kada avanni marchipoyanu” annanu.

“mavayya peddaithe A B C D lu marchipotaara ?” maa yechi chaala amaayakanga adigindi.

Chi anavasaranga edava telivitetalu vadanu…. Sarle commit aipodaam anukuni
“avune peddaithe anni marchippotaaru” anesaanu.

“Mari maa teacheru neekanna peddadi… A B C D lu anni vachu” andi.

Huh… geek ekkuvaithe gokkunnadanta. Maa akkalu cheppina mata gurtochindi vaallu maa pillalaki anni vachu ‘appacheppinchuko’ annaru. Nene naa edava strategy upayoginchi yechi chethilo dorikipoyanu.

Naa ego parajayaanni oppukovatledu… “Oye ente peddoltho maatalu rettistunnavu tagultaayinka A B C D lu cheppu” annanu leni kopam natistu.
Maa seenugaadiki bhayamesindi… appatidaaka pakkana cheemalni champutunnodu kaastha oke saari chethulu kattesi “A B C D….” antu modalu pettadu.”orey nuvvagara…yechi cheppuddi” annanu. Ento maa yechiki pisarantha bhayam kuda veyyaledu…ante nenu chinnapatnunchi konchem baaga alavate andukenemo.

“Mavayya ante nuvvu indaaka nunchi abaddaalu aadutunnava…peddaithe abaddaladataara ?”

naa ego ni adi kaima kottesindi. Intha chinna pilla antha deep ga ela matladindo pollupoledu.
“Pillalu devudu challani vaare kallakapatameragani karunamayulu…” ee lyric raasinodni road roller tho guddincheyyali. Cha anukuni daani vallo tala petti eme babu vadileyve…annanu. Aada maayala fakeer la oka navvu navvindi. Hmm kaanee nee time anukunnanu.

Ee saari vallu daggara pettukuni “mee ammalu meekevo boldu padyaalochannaaru avi cheppandi” annanu. Okari tarvatha okallu okko padyam cheppela oppandam kudirindi.

Maa seenugadu first padyam andukunnadu..”balavanthudu tanakemani…..chali cheemala chetha chikki chachen sumathi” oka saari vaadepu vankaraga chusaanu. Asalaadiki telsi padada teleeka padada…. Chi adugudaamanna inkaa cheap aipotaanu. Ammo burra paadaipoyindi. Maa yechi emo edo saraswathi devi meeda paatandukundi. Tarvatha malli maa seenugadu “alpudepudu palku aadambaramu gaanu sajjanundu palku challagaanu…” naakardhamaipoyindi maa yechi nunchi veedu baton teeskunnadu.Inka kaasepu ala ala evo iddaru vinipinchaaru.

Maa seenugaadiki bore kottinattundi padyam padukuni cheptunnadu. Nenu emi analedu ponile papam indaaka nunchi baasi matam vesukuni kurchune unnadu kadaani urkunnanu. Maa yechi ki adi nachaledu.
“mavayya aadu chudu padukuni cheptunnadu..” ani complaint chesindi. Ponileve annayye kada kaavalante nuvvu paduko annanu. “Nenu padukonu…” antu kopam ga konchem venakki jarigi kurchundi. Ee saari maa yechi vanthu… “ee saari em cheptunnave” annanu. “nenem cheppanu” chaala kopamga.

Maa seenugaadni daggaraki teeskuni vaadimeedo cheyyesi “orey manamiddaram oka party…maname anni cheppukundam” annanu maa yechiki konchem manta pettalani. Poni aadu urkovachu kada…

“mm mmanam… manamemo… maa intikelpodaame deenni odilesi” annadu konchem nattiga.
“igo mavayyani teeskelthe nee tolu teesettaanu…jagratha” dialogue lo mass, chupulo villanizaanni dattinchi cheppindi maa yechi.

Nenu navvukuni… sare mari padyam cheppu aithe annanu. “Tana kopame tana satruvu tana santame tanaku raksha daya chuttambou…..” antu cheppesindi. Malli maa seengadu padyam chepthu padukunnadu.

Yechi: aadu chudu malli kukkala padukuni dollutunnadu.
Devi: ayyayyo tappe ala anakudadu annayya kada… neekanna peddodu kada ala tittakudadu.
Yechi: maraadu ala kukkala dollutunnadu…
Inka laabham ledanukunnanu… deenni chaala smooth ga deal cheyyalanukuni…
Devi: tappu yasaswini… ala kukka anakudadu. Nenante neekistam kada naa maata vinu. Nene ala padukuni atu itu dollananuko ala antaava ?
Yechi: ananu…
Manasulo hammayya anukune lopale…
Yechi: nuvvu “pedda” kukkavi kada….

Ala vaalliddari chetha mottikaayalu tintu aa sayantram gadichipoyindi.
Needless to say I thoroughly enjoyed with them. My purpose of vacation was partially served.

Whenever you feel that you are stuck in the clutches of routine life,
When you feel that the essence of your life has been sucked out and you are thrown into a vacuum.
Go to a kid.
He will take you to his world.
He will show you what you have long forgotten and thought was extinct.
He will show you his innocent world where everything is cheerful and beautiful and still pure…
the way we are meant to be.

Poddunnunchi em chesam babu...

2008-01-31T21:10:00.000+05:30

Poddunnunchi em chesam babu…?

Konchem late ga lechaam… inkonchem late aithe bus dobbesela….just lo bus catch chesaam. Late aithe tinadaaniki emi migalavani….moodu boiled eggs inka upma teeskunnam. Upma ki madhyalo tata cheppesam.

Ee roju bay lo bhagotam ento..?

Adukkune vaadu inti intiki tirigi adukunte gaani full meals avvanattu…edavadi… okko module okko systemlone panichestundi. Oka screen ikkada chusi…next screen kosam moodu cabins avatalunna system daggarakellali Edaina rendu modules oke system lo pedadamante….maa TL emo babu devikanthu… mana s/w engineers, modules ni maree kathulla tayaru chestunnaru. Andukani porapaatna gaani rendu kathulu(modules) oke oralo(system lo) petti test chesavante………. Vaddu ! , vaddu babu vaddu…. Pichuka meeda brahmaastraalenduku ? Ippatike CPUlu silencer leni bajaj scooter la soundlistunnayi…Aa tarvatha malli windows crash avvadaalu system formattinglu… deenikemo tech supportodiki tickets raise cheyyadam. Vaademo manam cafeteria lo sollestunnappudu, adi ammayiltho sollestunnapude fone chesi saavagottadam. Antha aapesi bay kosthe…aademo…babu okka systemke problem emo anukuni CPU open cheyyataaniki ee taalam techukunnanu…deenni chustunte taalam gutti techukovaalani malli vellipovadam. Vellinodu saayantram daaka address lekapovadam. Saayankaalam client emo call lo “ee roju emayyindi, emayyindi, asalemanna ayyindaaaaa ?” ani gonthu chinchukovadam. Mana ee soap bubble laanti s/w jeevitham lo ippatike special effects chaala unnayi…malli ee butterfly effect kuda enduku. Moolige nakka meeda taatikaaya paddattu. Ani naaku geetopadesam chesaadu.

‘Bhagotam’ ante exactly bhagotam ani kaadu…I meant….”productive work” em chesavani ?

Mavodu code ki edo kalipi integration chesi adi pani chestundo ledo chudamannadu. So aa pani meedunnanu rojantha.

Nayana adi integration oo differentiation o kaadu…merging antaru gaani, Inthaki pani jarigindaa ?

Ekkada… aa code oka mahatallini adigi teeskovaali. Velli code kosam adigaanu…

Talli : (chat window minimize chesesindi…)Em kaavali ?

Nenu: Maa TL code immannaadu.

Talli: Em code…???

Nenu: (identidi em code antundi… ) mee daggara edo code undanta kada ade.

Talli: undi sare…kothadi kaavala ? paatadi kaavala ?

Nenu: (Ayomayam… )undandi mavodni adigi vastaanu.

Maavodi daggaraki vellanu….

Nenu: sir kotha code kaavala patha code kaavala adagamantundi sir.

Maavodu: (navilesela chusi..) nuvvemanna paatha samaanlu konukkune vaadivaa ? patha code
teeskuni em chestaav ? budhundaa… roju annam tintunnava gaddi tintunnava… asala endukos….ro tele….pranal tee s ru…(ante tittukuntunna nenu vachesaanu…. Doppler effect annamaata)

Talli daggaraki vellanu…

Nenu : Kotha code kavalanta.

Talli : Kotha code lede…

Nenu : (aaa :O emmatlaadutundi pichidi…)

Nenu: lekapovdam entandi ?

Talli: aa kotha code tayaru chesaavadiki roll-off vachindi vellipoyaadu.

Nenu : Ante ?

Talli : ante code half cooked ani…test chesthe ajeerthi chesi compiler ki digestion problems vastaayi.

Nenu : marippudu em cheyyadam.

Talli: Velli meevodni kanukko…(“nannu chat cheskoni ra babu” ani chadavandi).

Nenu : Sir kotha code ledanta sir. (chevulu moosukunnanu.)

Maavodu : patha code tagalettamanu.

Nenu : (marippudevarra patha samanlu konukkunevaadu…gaddi tine gaadida)
Vellesariki chatting lo talligaru enduko tega navveskuntunnaru…

Nenu: patha code kaavalanta.

Talli: Phaahaatha chode panicheh yyadu kadaaa…(navvukuntu…)

Asalu deeeeeeeeeeeeenni….chi. Aa mukka indaake edachu kada…ippudu malli velte ready ga
untadu durvasa maharshi akkada.

Nenu: pani cheyyakapovadamenti ?

Talli : ante panichestundi….kaani pani cheyyadu.

(Ippudu ninnu champeyyalanipistundi kaani champanu…. :X)

Nenu : ante ????

Talli : (chat window minimize chesi) “It will take time to explain…. U know” (chaala style ga..)

Nenu : (ninnu nijamgaane sampeyyale talli, neeko dannam…nee codeko dannam….nee chatting ki naa johaarlu…)

Nenu : mahatalli nee daggara edunte adi…adi pani chesina cheyyakapoyina…..aa engili code
tagalettu. Naa paatlevo nenu padataanu.

Talli : Ok I will mail u…gimme ur mail Id.

Nenu: mail id ichi vachesaanu.

Aragantayyindi….inka code raledu. Nenemo inbox minutekokasaari refresh chestunte…naa pakkanodu…”Are u expecting a mail… J (from ur GF ani vadi ardham)” ani navveskuntunnadu.
Adu aadi edava telivitetalu.

Nene malli maa mahatalli daggaraki vellanu….emmatladakunda pakkane nunchunnanu….

Talli : chat window minimize chesi..“Ohhhhhhh !!!! (antha exclamation ichindi mari…) I forgot about u…. zip file is large…I cant send it through mail “

Oka saari paiki chusaanu…ippudu deenni murder chesthe desaaniki ye nastamu ledu…paiga company ki oka jeetham migulu anipinchindi.

Nenu : daanni shared drive lo petti chaavu….nee $#%!@^(*&%

Talli : Ok..I will do it.

Nenellatledu akkada nunchi… nannosaari “chat cheskonivvava..donga sachinoda” ane lookkesi… cheppina pani chesindi.

Code teeskotaanike anta kastapaddaanu…. Inka panem chestaam le ani cafeteria kellanu. Coffee counter kellanu. Andaru coffee leda “chai”teeskuntunnaru. Nannu chusi ”saab ko ek horleeeecks” aadi arupu. “Inkochem gattiga aravara…aa yedara iddaru ammayilunnaru vaallaki vinapadela aruvu seni vadilipoddi”anukunnanu. Rendrojulu nunchi same time same order kada aadiki alavaataipoyindi. Aa kudithi tagesi malli bay ki vachanu.

Mavodemo…”Whats the status ?”

Ippude code vachindi kaasepagara nayana ani..naa workstation kochesaanu. “Athikinchi, kattirinchi….malli athikinchi malli kathirinchi…” ala cut copy pastelu chesi chesi…evevo files ni evevo files tho replace chesi inkevevo files add chesi mothaaniki adantha…. Oka garbage dump la tayaru chesaanu. (pelli bhojanaalu pettaaka…avathala saavitlo aa engilaakulanni gattara bittaraga padestaaru, alaagannamaata)

Server start chesaanu…naa meeda jaalesindemo adi first attempt lone successful ga start aipoyindi. Maavodu, server start avvadam papam…ekkada nunchi oodipaddaado vachi venakaala nunchunnadu. Application run chesaanu…. Console cool ga calm ga debugs anni okkokkati istundi…. Aaha ooho pancha kalyani la parigedutndi mana application ani iddaram konchem smile ichukunnam…Oke saari hyper tension patient ki heart attack vachinattu ECG graph la cheda mada….paiki kindaki dinkilu kotti…. Last ki….

Application: Hareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee………………

Maavodu…silent ga chaala low tone lo…”poddunna workspace… back-up teeskunnava ?”.

Softwarangetram

2008-01-31T20:52:00.000+05:30

Sometimes we are forced into directions…which we ought to have found ourselves.
We are not completely defined by what we do…we are defined by how well we rise after falling.

Evaro peddayana naalantodi kosame annaru. Reel konchem ffwd chesthe… malli ippudantha routine. Naa work life gurinchi andariki pain kodamanukunnanu. Engg ayyaka branch ki job ki assalu link lekunda ila s/w lo paddaanu. Idi chaalanattu mahanubhavudu Mumbai lo vesaadu.

Modatiroju maa bay ki vellanu. 9 ki. Okka praani kuda ledu. Nunchuni chustunnanu evadaina kanipistademo ani. Dooranga oka kurchi lo okaayana tap tap ani kottukuntunnadu. Daggarikochi “Are u Mr.Devikanth ?”…”I am the manager here…” ani parichayam cheskunnadu. Manager ante naluguri chetha pani cheyyinchaali, veedemo evadu lekapoyina andari pani veede chestunnatlunnadu…vaarni aakhariki eedi batukila aipoyindannamaata anukunnanu. “Wait for another 30 min you can meet your team members” annadu. Umm ani talaadinchi oka moola kurchi lo kurchunnanu.
Eduruga comp undi gaani daani login id pwd etc etc emi teleedu. Blank monitor chuddam bore kada… maa bay ni eda peda chustunnanu. Konchem peddade…oka 50 members ki saripada. Inthalo maa friend cheppindi gurtochindi….”ceilings meeda nallaga bulbs la undeve cameras” ani.
O saari look paikesaanu….bay motham meeda evadevadu ekkadekkada padukuntunnado anni clear ga chudagalige la unnayi so called cameras. Feed chuse vaadiki tata cheppanu saradaaga..:)

10:30 ayyindi. Nemmadi nemmadi ga janalandaru goollaki cherukuntunnaru. Inthalo okaavidochi pakkana nunchundi. Daariki addanga unnanemo anukuni kurchi konchem pakkaki jarupukuni tala dinchukunnanu. Aavida inka akkade nunchundi. Entidi…evareevida nanne chustundi mana team member emo anukunnanu. Sudden ga gurtochindi…..deenenkamma indaaka camera chusi tata cheppanu….kompadeesi eevida gaani feed monitor chesedaa ?? anavasaranga irukkunnanu. Padukunna gaadidani lepi tanninchukodam ante idenemo anukuntunte….“If you don’t mind….this is my seat” andi. Ammani anukuni…lechipoyaanu. Malli maa manager gaadochi inko seatlo ekkado kurchopettadu. Ila rendu moodu saarlu seatlu maranu….12 ayyindi. Evadiki vadu computerlu chuskuntu tikku tikku keyboardlu vaayincheskuntunnaru gaani….ikkado tingarodu chaala sepatnunchi dikkulu chustunnadu papam vaadevado, vaadikem kaavalo asala vaadu manisho…lekapote terrorist emo… ani okkadiki ledu.
Maa manager vaipu chusaanu….vadu opika pattu nayana vachestaaru annatto saiga chesaadu. Ento place kaani place…okkadu kuda teleedu…chaala lonely ga anipinchindi. Deeniki todu asala naku em pani istaado ani oka pedda tension. Training ayyindi anna maate gaani java lo aavaginjantha kuda raadu.

Aakhariki eppudo 12 20 ki evado vachaadu. Maa manager vachi “babu nayana veede mee TL ika nunchi nuvvu kastamaina nastamaina veedithone panchukovaali…” antu edo pellikooturni first time allude chethikichi athorintiki pampinantha scene chesaadu. Naakenduko vadu code language lo “Alludu kottina tittana… maname sardukupovaale amma..” annademo ani doubtu. Adi ala jarigindi naa ampakam pampakam. Btw aa roju andaru antha late ga endukocharante previous nite edo party ayyindanta…J

These are the first impressions of my bay and the people. And as I spent more and more time over there….i came to know the people and learnt a lot. I learnt that first impression need not always be the best impression. Infact Impressions are just illusions created by us.

It’s a Miss-Take

2008-01-08T19:30:00.000+05:30

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Written in a confused state of mind…so don’t look for any meaning.

Okay back after a long time… I really don’t know or couldn’t understand why Im writing this. May be I just want to calm my innerself.
Edo jarigindi…kaani em jarigindo ento naakaithe assalu ardham kaaledu. It’s a kind of communication gap or break may be. So I will try my best to narrate everything “as it is”. I know its not possible but I will try.

So nenu oka ammayini “chusi” impress ayyanu istapaddaanu. I mean nenu…nene istapaddaanu. Asala first time ammayini chusinappudu…”Aaha ammayi super undi….chachina ee janmalo manaki padadu…” anna feeling. Enthaina aasa chaavadu kada…nenu bayata anthekkuva evarithonu matladanu. Kaani lopalanunchi edo gonthu…”orey devi matlaadu….aa ammayi tho matlaadu lekapothe sankanaakipotaavraorey…” antu eppudu vinipinchedi. So maree antha kaakapoyina first lite ga start ayyindi maa parichayam. It was nice and beautiful. Enduku fix ayyano teleedu gaani I fell for her. Edo hi ante hi bye ante bye…anthe, kaavalani gokadam inka start avvaledu. Naa lopala matuku emukallo durada pedithe ela gokkovaalo ardham kaaka pichekipoyentha undedi. Slow and steady ga akkadakkada konchem minuku minuku mantu saagutondi. Eppudu chaala navvutu matlaadedi…daniki todu nenu andari daggara vese rendu moodu kullu jokulu kuda appudappudu click ayyevi. Anthalo mana sudi tirigi Mumbai pommannadu. Nijamga entha mandini boothulu tittukunnano nake gurtuledu. Hyd nunchi vellipoye mundu edo “formal” ga tana fone no teeskunnanu. So numberlu maarchukunnam annamaata.

Mumbai vachesanu…ido pedda maha boku nagaram. First time kada alage anipinchindi naku. Pani lo padi konchem set ayyaka “arre tanaki fone cheste bavundu” anipinchindi. Kaani ela ? em karanam ? em matlaadali ? Ila anukuntunte…oka saari ma friends evariki fone chesina lines kalavaledu…sarle ee sari try cheddaam anukuni kottanu. Kalisindi. Oka 20 min matladukunnam…chaala saradaaga. Oka china troop tho velli oka desaanni aakraminchesinantha aanandapaddanu. Next weekend malli chesanu malli inko 20 min saradaaga gadichipoyaayi. Third weekend nene kaavalani cheyyaledu…asalem jarugutundo chuddam ani. Evening Mumbai local lo CST veltunnam. Jebulo edo jurrrrru jurrrrrrrru mandi.. chuste “Amma calling…” gaallonchi konchem kindaki digaanu. Inko 5 min tarvatha malli jebulo…. Ee sari “bulls eye.” Fone ethaledu gaani tega navveskunnanu. Malli tarvatha eppudo call chesanlendi. So ila weekends lo fones tho inko adugu mundukesanu. Em matladukunnamo adakkandi…you wont believe me. Appudappudu “na meeda nee opinion enti ” ani adigedi. Ee topic ela vachedo mari melikalu tirigi akkadike vachedi. Nenemo konchem tadabadi “nuvvu chaala manchi daanivi…andari ammayilla kaadu..” ani cheppi daatesevaadini. Ila oka rendu moodu saarlu jarigaaka naake chiraakochindi…asala cheppi padeddam anukunnanu. Ee saari malli aa topic vachindi...”nuvvu chaala andanga untaavu…chaala manchidaanivi…andarilaaga kaadu” annanu. Aa roju inka jolly ga saagindi conversation... 20 min kaastha gantayyindi. Inka cheppu naa gurinchi ante… andam annanu manchidaanivi annanu pogaruledu annanu oka ammayi inthakanna inkem kaavali anesanu. Na uddesam prakaaram aa ammayiki
“oho ee abbayiki nenante istam” leda “Eedenkamma vedevado naaku picha picha ga try chestunnadano” ardham ayyuntundi. Avvaledu ante nenu nammanu. Aa ammayi mare antha tube light emi kaadu. Chaala telivaindi. Thats for sure.

Oka saari moodrojulu poddunne good morning ano… subhodayam ano edo tokka tolu paapam tane mail chesindi. Asala mana meeda pisarantha interest chupisthe manam chelaregipotaam…paiga ikkademo nenu ista pade ammayi, inka aa tarvatha nunchi roju gud morning ante gud morning…it became a routine. Appudappudu nenu, appudappudu tanu. Nenu baaga addict aipoyaanu… reply lekapoyina late aina pichi na ko laa feelaipoyevaadni.O saari gudmorning ne font colors maarchi size penchi konchem andanga ichindi. Hmmm manaki creativity takkuvaa..nenu rendu moodu bommalu pampanu…avi almost aa “ moodu mukkalu” kokkorokko anentha clear ga untaayi. O saari fone chesinappudu…”Entandi meme gaani meeru maku fone cheyyara ?...”ante “Testing andi…(navvu)” andi. Ila oka dream ride laaga saagipotundi.

Ma colleague vere ammayi engagement unte shopping kosamani vellam. Akkada display lo oka dress deadly ga undi. Entha bavundante maa colleague ki kuda chaala nachesindi. Asala repatiki adi akkada untundo ledo anukunnam. ‘Are ee dress tanakaithe chaala bavuntundi kada’ anukunna. Kondaamani velli chusaam. Price tag meeda digits konchem tedaga kanipinchaayi. Maree antha dhairyam cheyyaleka papam maa colleague ni kuda aa dress konanivvaledu. Konte nene konalanukunnanu. Aa roju nite nidra pattaledu…. Ante edo aa dress koni present chesesthe aa ammayi padipoyi ‘dash dash daaaaaaash’ devi antundani kaadu. Nijamga aa ammayi ki aa dress chaala bavuntundi. Aina dressulaki diamonds ki ammayilu padipotaara cheppandi…chadastam kakapothe. Kanipincharu gaani…..maha mudurlu.
Next day morning 8 30 kalla vellipoyaanu mall ki. Shoppers Stop 11 30 ki terustaaranta L Asala mall lo edi open cheyyaledu. Chi naa batuku cheda anukuni Akkade dikkulu chusthu moodu newspapers konukkuni chaduvukunnanu. Open avvagaane ventane cash down…oh sorry, card down carry on. Kaani tana gurinchi munde telsu kabatti konnappude anukunnanu…tanu teeskodu ani.

Vacation ki vellinappudu tanani kalisaanu. Peddaga emi matladukoledu. Valla illu konchem doorame…aina tanatho paatu bus lo konchem dooram vellanu. Malli edo matladukunnam gaani the spark is missing. Tanakosam anta dooram ravadam istam ledemo. Next day the walls are visible. Bus ekkaam. There was nothing but dead air between us. Oka 10 min iddaram pakka pakkane unna em matladukoledu. That was the first stroke. Nene ice break chesi start chesanu. “Enduku naa kosam antha dooram ?” andi. Oorike saradaga annanu. Edo saradaaga matladithe…”ee roju nee jokulemi pandavu..naku vallu mandutundi “ andi. Rampam tho gundeni kosthu madhyalo rampam vadilesi vellipoyinattu undi. Identra babu nenem chesanu ee range lo matladutundi anukunnanu. Sarele anukuni kasepu malli edo matladukunnam.

Kasepayyina tarvatha cheppanu…
“Appudu neeku cheppanu kada shoppers stop lo oka dress chusam chaala bavundi ani…adi nenu teeskunnanu…nee kosame..nuvvu teeskovani telsu, kaani…………… teeskovachu kada ” annanu. Tana face lo smile…”nenu neeku antha close aa…” navvutu kanubommalu egaresindi. “Jack went up the hill to fetch….but lightening struck” annattu ayyindi naa pani.Innallu mari maatladukundi mails fone ivaanni nenu tanu baaga close ayyamane anukunnanu. “sare nenu close kaadu just mamoolga as a friend teeskovachu kada” annanu. “Mari tanaki enduku teeledu…tinaki enduku teeledu…naakenduku techavu” navvutu..The way she spoke, it was clear that we are heading for a crash. Naku vallu mandindi. Mari nenu ila fones chestunnappudu mails istunnappudu nee peru meeda bommallu vestunnappudu adagaalsindi kada nenu neekantha close aa vaallakenduku ivvatledu ani anukunnanu… Antha close kaakapothene “na meeda nee opinion enti ?” ani anni saarlu nannu enduku adiginattu.. but I didn’t want to hurt her. Why would I ? Appatiki inka chaala cool ga saradagane as a friend teeskovachu kada annanu. “Naku dresslichentha close friends chaala mandi unnaru…vaalla nunche teeskuntaanu” andi. Pogamanchu kappesina daari konchem konchem clear avutunnattu kanipinchindi. Evarnaina batimalalante chiraaku naku…aina chaala kindaki digi…one last time adiganu. “Nenu vesukovalsina dress select cheyyadaaniki nuvvevaru …” andi. Mind dobbindi…intha china logic nenu enduku miss ayyana ani. Nenu tanani chaala istapadutunnanu correctey….kaani maree oo tokkalo dresstho tanani kakapattestunnananukunda??? “Ninnu hurt cheyyalani kadu gaani teesukunte nenu hurt avutaanu” andi. Ee last dialogue ento assalardham kaaledu. Kaasepu silence. Stop vachindi digu annatto saiga chesindi. Ventane inkemi matladakunda chaala serious ga lechi vellipoyaanu. Innallu antha baaga close ga matladi okkasaariga “nuvvevaro naku teleedu…asala nee face kuda eppudu chusinattu lede.. ” ane typelo matladesariki naku badha, badhentehe… mandindi. Konchem badha, konchem kopam, konchem chiraku, konchem asahyam annitikante ekkuva a feeling of emptiness…infact a feeling of betrayal. Ikkaditho ala abrupt ga end aipoyindi. Tarvatha oka msg gani call gaani mail gaani emi levu. Everything was dead except my ….

Jarigindi idi. Indulo mari naa tappenthavaraku undo teleedu. Asala tappu naadenaa ????? Janaalu anavasaramaina vaatiki ekkuva importance istarani konchem extra feel avutuntanu. For eg Shilpa shetty ni evado muddu pettukunnadanta…ado pedda news. Chiranjeevi kuthuru evarno pelli chesukunte idi inkaa pedda news. Shahrukh khan six pack valla desaaniki atleast vadi fan kaina entha upayogamo naku teleedu…television channels anni dani gurinche…. Mana palletoollalone….anthenduku kooli pani chesukune musalaadiki pootaki tindi dorakka aakalitho potta lopaliki poyi madatalu padutundi…adi kuda “six pack” ye sradha ga chusthe. Tappevaridi news channels daa..kaadu manade. Manam pichi ga evari meedo ardham pardham lekundaa penchukunna abhimanaanni avi exploit chestunnayi.

Hmmm nenu anavasaranga aa ammayiki ekkuva importance ichaana…? Maa iddari madhya ee nalugu nelalu jarigina interaction batti. Tanaki telsu naku tanante chaala chaala istam ani. Tanaki kuda nenante istamenemo anukunnanu…(ikkade nenu bokkalo paddanemo…) tana maatalu naku alage anipinchevi. Etochi naaku moodu reasons kanapadutunnayi… either vaalla parents ante aa ammayiki chaala istam ayyundaali (vallanenduku anavasaranga kastpapettadam)….vere evarnaina istapadutu undaali. Umm …Oh rende vachayantara…moododi…nenu aa ammayiki chaala cheap ga kanipinchi undaali. Moodode asala reasonemo nijam chaala cheduga untundantaru kada.

Oka vela tanaki vaalla parents chaala istam ayyunte edoti cheppali kada. Poni vere evarnaina istapadutu unte…nenu advance avutunnappude nannu cut cheyyali kada.Advance avutunnattu tanaki teledemo anukundaamante…no chance, She knew it. She knew everything. Ante asala manasulo okarni pettukuni verokadu pichi pichi ga advance avutunnappudu signals istunnappudu…inkaa navvutu chaala saradaaga gantalu fone lo matladaleru kada. I mean… manushulaki ingeneral ga oka menthiginjantha medadu inko menthiginjantha manasu untaayani na nammakam. Ee rendu mana feelings ni fake cheyyakunda addukuntaayi. Inka moododi…

If she thinks Im cheap….let it be. I know what I am and I am happy with what I am.
Ento naa edava doola pichi analysislu kaakapothe….aa ammayantha clear ga Neneskovalsina dress ni select cheyyadaaniki nuvvevadu bey… anna tarvatha kuda enduku feel avvadam. Ippudu nenu logical ga…anni marchipovaalante madam gaarni mahamkaali gaano leda manaseleni mahaa’khaali’ gaano imagine cheskovaali. Kaani ala anipinchatledu. Head ki Heart ki ekkado conflict vachestundi. But still . …. …
Hmmm ila raaskuntune potaanu gaani…

Lite teeskundaam….
Eppudu
‘L’appudu….
Thomas Alva Edison already 99 saarlu teeskunnadu
Devudaa aa ammayiki o manchi mogudni ivvi…..already o chance ichavu…kaani papam miss cheskundi kada…kshaminchey.

Aakasam lo ekkado chivaraakara moola nunchi chinna voice…”Devi….neekinka doola teeraledu ra !!!”

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All this happened two months back. Now I back to my normal self. Atleast I think so ;)
Irony is that a good friend of mine alerted(warned) me of all this beforehand… but you know ur mind’s buried in mud when you are into it. Though painful it was a rewarding experience, I should say. The next day I realized something. Something which would stay with me forever, Something which you should feel for urself to understand.And do you think I really care for what has happened.. ;-)

They say that “Love is the sweetest of dreams and worst of nightmares” By now…Im pretty sure that I have experienced both.

Moral of the Story:
People are what they are…not what they seem to be.

Inka visham kakkesthe bagodu….selavu.

LIPS......SLIPS

2007-10-07T15:56:00.000+05:30

Idi naaku naa Devudiki jarigina oohaatmakamaina(chaala kastapaddaaru…Imaginary) Sambhashana. So first konchem relax avvandi. Ee devudu evaro, ela untaado, ekkaduntaado, em chestaado naakassalu teleeedu….naakanavasaram kudaanu. “ Manushulani munduku nadipinchevaade devudu.”- Prastutaaniki ee concept follow aipondi.

Devi: Devudaaa nenu paddaanu…bokkalo paddaanu, endulo aithe porapaatna kuda padakudadanukunnano, Endulo padithe debbalu bobbalu kadataayo alaanti bokkalo paddaanu.

Devudu: Baabu devikanthu egastraloddu….sangathento straight ga clear ga cheppu…

Devi: Maa *****(beep) lo oka ammayi chaala bavundi…naaku tega nachesindi.

Devudu: Abbe clarity ledu….

Devi: Inni telugu cinemalu chusina tarvatha kuda nuvvila adagadam em baaledu…

Devudu: Sarle sarle inthaki evara ammayi ?

Devi: Asala aa ammayi……andamaina kallu, inkaastha andamaina mukku, inkonchem andamaina pedaalu, andam kanna ekkuva anakuva, manchitanam……abboooooooooo total ga oka andamaina AtomBomb …..

Devudu: ssshhhhhhu……ssshhhhhhhuu. Aagipo akkade…. andam andam ani annisaarlantaventi. Lopala mee madam gaarunnaru. Vinnarante ee moodu lokaallo aavida kante andanga evarunnaro ani kangaaradipoddi. Aa tarvatha naaku band adipoddi.

Devi: Mari FACTS alaage untaayandi.

Devudu: Cha alaaga andi….manaki PANI jaragaalani leda andi…

Devi: Maha prabho edo budhi biryani tini ala annanu…kshaminchey pls

Devudu: Sarle inthaki ippudentantaavu ?

Devi: Emi ledu simple gaa aa ammayi manasulo naaku oo yekaram kaavali.

Devudu: Yekaram kaavala nayana….Yetakaaranga undaa ???

Devudu: Nayana devikanthu nenu DEVUDNI , doctor love ni kaadu. Cinemaallo chance adugu…Hollywood levello ippisthaa…Elections lo gelipinchamanuu kallu moosukuni guddesthaa (votu)…anthenduku Hi-tec City daggara oo vandekaraalu adugu kabja cheyyincheddaam. Anthegaani ila okammaayi manasulo chotentayya baabu….andulonu andamaina ammayi manasulo…….kudaradayya.

Rulesoppukovanthe !!!

Devi: Baabbaabu ala antaaventi…nuvve edoti cheyyali.

Devudu: Sorry nayana wrong number…. Ilaanti linelu kalavaalante maa colony lo C.Kistudu (C for chilipi) ane aayana untaadu aayanatho try cheyyi.

Devi: Maaku telsu…….. kaani aayana consultation fees chaala ekkuvane kada nee daggarakochindi.

Devudu: Chi Chi……. nee devikanth buddhi ponichukunnavu kaadayya…endulo kakkurthi padaalo kuda teleedu.

Devudu: Aayanatho nenu maatlaadi pampistaanu le….enthaina na fan vi kada….

Devi: Taaaaaaaaankso Taanksu.

(Kaasepayyina tarvaatha…….)

Kistudu: Hmmm cheppamma asala sangathenti ?

Devi: Oye entidi aayanevarno papistaanani malli nuvve vachaaventi ?

Devi: Mosam…nenoppukonu.

Devudu: HUH…….nee doubt naa face la undi.

Devudu: Ponile pillalu kinda aadukuntaaru kadaani pampisthe……..mammalni rakarakaala sizullo, shapullo, Getups lo , Inkonthamandi oka step mundukesi geddaalu meesaalu baaga penchesi… tassaravvalo naa boddu… nene devudnehe anukuntu…. Market lo ammesukuni, kottuku sachipotunnaru kada.

Devudu: Andukane last time society meeting jariginappudu andaram okalaage undaalani decide ayyaam.

Devi: Ento chaala confusion ga undi.

Kistudu: Mee confusion kanna idi chaala better.

Kistudu: Vadilele gaani inthaki asala matterenti ?

Devi: Nenoka ammayini istapadutunnanu.

Kistudu: Konnallaki marchipotaav le…

Devi: nnnnnNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOooooooooo….entha maatannaavu…..

Devi: Adithya TV lo anchors unnanthakaalam nenu aa ammayini Istapadutune untaanu.

Kistudu: Ammayilni Istapadatam Aarogyaaniki Haanikaram.

Devi: Ponile babu memu LIFEBUOY vadutunnam le….lifebuoy ekkada unte aarogyam akkade untundi…so maakem jaragadu nuvvemi kangaru padaku…

Kistudu: Adentayya kothaga udyogamlo jeraavu, inka foreign vellaledu, atleast oka Ferrari aina konukkoledu….appude neeku lovventayya….?

Devi: Mastaru ante oka tombhai yellochaaka try cheskomantaara…

Kistudu: Mari mana “charmi” sangathi enchesaav …….hahahahaha…….

Devi: Vaddu…..nuvvu mareeee ala Sholay lo Gabbar Singh la navvaku..Edo saayam chestaavanukunte nuvvu kuda ila satirelestaaventi… L

Kistudu: Cool…Cool….manalo mana maata….serious aa ?

Devi: Antha nemmadiga antaventayya babu ikkada heart hijack aipothenu. Neemeedottu !

(Kistudu manasulo… ayyababoi naamedottantaadenti…enti humber-fitting naku)

Kistudu: Abbo….otlendukule gaani ento antha matter ammayilo ?....andam annavante dokkalo tantha !

Devi: Adentala antaavu…ammayi superu…

Kistudu: Ammayilandaru auntylavutaarani all-round conceptu.

Devi: ???

Kistudu: Andam aarnellaki aaviraipotundi.

Devi: Em cheppamantaavu swamy…. Aa ammayi nenu 24,564% okkate. Thoughtsu, conceptsu, personalitiesu ivanni carbon copy la unnayi. Ante nenu konchem overanuko…naa intensity ni konchem taggisthe aa ammaaye…Asala alaantammayini intha varaku chudaledu….ika mundu chustaano ledo kuda doubte.

AR Rahman aarunnara sruthi lo pette “keka” aa ammayi.

Kistudu: Hmmm….sare. Aa ammayi maree antha sooperantunnavu kaabatti chuddaam le.

Kistudu: Kaani…. Like poles repel each other ani….long back coloumb tho cheppinchaanu. Monnatikimonna Kareena-Shahid, John-Bips…. Ash-Salman tho chupinchaanu.

Devi: hmmm…. Physics kudirithe chemistry kudaradu. Chemistry kudirithe physics kudaradu. Physics Chemistry rendu kudirithe Economics kudaradu. Enti swamy idi… L

Kistudu: Konchem daggarakochaavu kanna…. Daanne LIPS concept antaam.

Devi: LIPSA?

Kistudu: Ade nayana “Love Is Pain, Stupids” ani ardham.

Devi: Asala ninnu kaadu nee mundochaade….aayanni anaali…edo help chesestaadu, ilaanti matters lo Expert ante…nenu sankalu guddeskunnanu.

Devi: Help cheyyakapothe cheyyakapoyaavu gaani naa confidence ni debba kottaku.

Kistudu: Ayyayyo……. Ala misunderstand cheskoku mari.

Devi: Nuvemanna anu gaani tanani miss aithe matuku my life is Incomplete….

Kistudu: Last dialogue lo last part osaari malli chaduvu… oka ammayi ki antha weightage anavasaram.

Devi: hmmm telsule emchestaam edava timu……cheppu.

Kistudu: LIPS concept anedi one side of the coin. SLIPS concept ani inkotundi.

Kistudu: “Still… Love Is Precious, Stupids” ani daanardham.

Kistudu: Love gurinchi telsi teleeka pai paina chusina vaallu LIPS concept chustaru….inkonchem deep ga vellavanuko ee SLIPS concept telustundi.

Devi: ante…?

Kistudu: Inka anni nene chepte nuvven chestaavanta ?

Devi: em cheyyamantaavu ?

Kistudu: Inkaa time undi nayana….neeku eppudu em cheyyalo nenu daggarundi cheyyistaanu kadaaa.. J

Devi: Mari nenu endukila ekkuva feel aipotunnanu…edo missaipotunnattu…

Kistudu: Eppudu durada pedithe appude gokkovaalni nee concept kada…ade ee gokudantha.

Devi: Hmm chaalle…inkaa raasthe naa friends mouse tho monitor ni kodataaru.

Kistudu: Mouse needa? Monitor needa? Kottukoni…

Devi: Kaani “Naa” friends kada swamy.

Kistudu: Ekkadooooo touch chesaav devi….

Devi: Thanks swamy…

Kistudu: Thanksaa deniki ? neninka emi cheyyalede…

Devi: Em parledu swamy asala ammayi padina padakapoyina atleast aa ammayini chupinchaavu…naa life ki idi chaalu.

Kistudu: Babu Deviiiiiiiiiiiiii……….. nuvvu soapestaavani telsu gaani maree ee rangelo ani anukoledu.

Devi: Anthaa nee training swamy… J

Devi: Swamy china doubtu….maree ila public ga matladeskunnam…maa intlo telisthe em jarugutundo… :O

Kistudu: Huhh…. Endukule chepthe jadusukuntaavu.

Devi: Ee dialogue ekkado vinnattunde…………………..

Kistudu Maayam !!!

Devi: (manasulo)…… ammani !

TailThunder(kosamerupu): The mane somewhere slipped in…

First Day & First ???

2007-10-07T15:37:00.000+05:30

Eppudu durada pedithe appude gokkovaalani naa concept.

Mothaaniki * company lo join ayyanu. Edo jeevitham saaga deesthunnanu. Ippudu naaku Mumbai relocate chesaadu. 1 Naaku elaagu pellam pillalu leru kaabatti compulsory ga veltanani…vellalani vaadi concept. So inkem chestaam adjust avtaam. Kaani adjust ayye mundu ippatidaaka jarigindantha oka saari nemareskovaali.

June 4 naa joining date. Aa roju ippatiki naaku gurtundi. Maa ammagaaru…”orey devi first day poddunne lechi gudikelli appudu venue ki vellu. Eppatilaage late cheyyaku, vadu cheppina time ki ganta mundu undu akkada” annaru.

Aa roju nenu lechindi 7:45 am ki. 8:30 kalla tayarayyaanu. Kphb nunchi ameerpet vellali. Inthalo noti D aagaka maa akka tho cheppanu…akkaa maa amma gudikelli vellamandi ani. 2 Ventane nannu daggarlo unna gudiki tolesindi maa akka….hadaavidi ga intlone unna oka kobbarikaaya peechu appatikappudu valichi ichindi. (kobbarikaaya lendi…..peechu kadu)

Eppudo gaani gudikellani naa D batuku. 3 Housefull theater mundu first time black lo tickets amme vaadila atu itu tachaadutunnanu….konchem khaali ayyesariki devudiki eduruga vellanu. Appatike poojari garu vere family ki oka hi-fi pooja okati chestunnaru. Cheyyi saiga thone “kurcho nayana…” annaru. Ento naa face lo aayanaki antha bhakthi kanipinchindemo….appatiki time 8:50 am. Venue lo undaalsindi 9:00 am ki. 4

Ento …….vaddanalemu, asale Devudu. Hmmm…… kurchunnanu. Poojari gaaru pooja chestune unnaru… 9:05 ayyindi. 5 Naaku oka pakka nunchi pulusu kaaripotundi. Inthalo kobbarikaaya kottu nayana annaru. Ekkada kottalo teleeedu…6 aayana grahinchi raayi bayata undi nayana ani chepparu. Velli kottanu. Adi enthaki pagalatledu. 7 Naa nethikesi kottukunte bavundedi anipinchindi. Elagola kastapadi adoka vintha aakaram lo rendu chekkalu chesaanu. Kobbarikaaya lopala kobbari neellu kadu kada kobbari kuda ledu….adantha nallaga (maadina naa face) la undi. Huh naa taraai anukunnanu. 8 Avi akkade padesaanu.

Fast fast ga clockwise anticlockwise moodu roundlu kottanu. Devudni eppudu adige moodu korikalu adigesi time chusukunnanu…. 9:20 am. 9 Intiki parigetti malli busstop ki parigettanu. Naa sudi ki taggattu okka bus kuda raatledu. 10

Dooram ga oka bus kanipinchindi. Varada praanthallo high alert prakatinchi nappudu janaalni aa areas nunchi vacate cheyyistaarani vinnanu. Aa bus chusthe ardham ayyindi. Andulo anthmandi janam unnaru. Nenu dhairyam chesi bussekkesaanu. Bus lo okadu peelchi odilesina gaalilo migilina oxygen ni malli peelchi andulo malli konchem migilchi andaru okarikokaru entho cooperate cheskuntunnaru. Nenu kuda na vanthu krushi chesaanu. Anthalo……..anthalo enti naa bonda chaala ugaalayyaka ameerpet maitrivanam vachindi. Ventane bus lonchi naa file visiresi nenu kuda dookesaanu.

Time 10:10 am Gadiyaaram lo mullulu nannu chusi navvutunnattu expression pettayi. 11 Aadara baadara Aditya Enclave ki vellanu. Just maa concerned room loki enter ayyanu….ventane venaka nunchi oka female voice…”please put out the mail u have received from us regarding joining date confirmation. I will come to everyone and check.” 12 13 14 Nenu aa sangathe marchipoyaanu. Malli kindaki parigettanu. Daggarlo unna net centre ki vellanu. Printouts teeyinchanu. 20rs ayyindi. Naa daggara style ga jebulo 500rs note inka oka 10rs note tappinchi emi levu. Vadu nannu oka saari paiki kindaki chusaadu..ante vaadu kuda nannu 15 annadu. Ventane pakkane china juice centre ki velli chillara adiganu….”nahin bhaisaab ”….annadu. Ekkada dorakaledu. Malli vaadi daggare rendu grape juicelu order iste chillara ichaadu. RENDU juicelu enduku order ichano ani anavasaranga alochinchi burra paaducheskokandi….ala aithene chillara istaadu. Chachi chedi motham meeda elagola anni chusukuni malli aa hotel room ki vellanu.

Talupu teesanu…..appude session start aipoyindi. Anni seats full. Madhyalo veedevadra ani andaru chustunnaru. Inkaa pedda edavani avvakunda ventane room venakki parigetti oka seatlo kurchundipoyanu. 16 Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm inka aa tarvatha anthaa mamoole….anni panulu devudi daya valla bane jarigipoyaayi.

Aa tarvaatha maa training start avvadam…ala ala time gadichipoyindi. Ee time lone naaku chaala chaala chaaaaaaaaaalaaaaaaaaaaa manchi friends dorikaaru. Nenu kuda vaallaki oka maadiri friend laage jiddula antukupoyaanu….

Antha bane undi kaani maa ****(beep) lo oka ammayi chaala andanga undi. Ingeneralga nenevarni andanga unnavani ananu…annanante ardham cheskondi. Ponile andame kada tokka anukunteeeeee , Huh… endukelendi chepte jadusukuntaaru. Sarle manam deeni gurinchi teerigga English lo maatlaadukundaam. Malli kaluddaam.

P.S: numberlu kanapadda chotalla “chi naa batuku cheda” ane dialogue annamaata. Anni saarlu raayaleka ala chesaanu.

Manishikemkaavali...???

2007-06-27T18:37:00.000+05:30

Suddenga adigithe kastam kada….! Konchem alochinchandi…
O doctor ki ekkuva patients kaavali..
O actor ki pedda hit kaavali..
Rakshaka bhatulaki dharmapeetaalu baddalayye caselu kaavali…andithe konchem adi kuda kaavali…
Politicians ki kurchi kaavali…

Ammayilaki andam kaavali…abbayilaki andamaina ammayilu kaavali…
Talli tandrulaki pillalu vaari cheppu chetallo undadam kaavali…

Ivanni O.K gaani “manishikemkaavali”.. ?
Ante veellevaru manushulu kaada ?...Emo mari ee Madhya asalu manishi ante ento sarigga teleetledu.

Meeku gurtundaa…manaki kuragaayalu ammevaadu, inti pananthaa chese panipilla, roaddu chivara cheppulu kuttevaadu, gudi metla meeda bichagaallu, chetha teeskelle municipality vaallu……. Veellandaru kuda manushule. Meeru kaadanaru naaku telsu.
Kaani eppudaina mana intlo vaallatho samananga veellani chusaara ???

Development perutho manalo manam inequalities srustinchukunnam. Daaniki kontha mandi “status” ani peru pettukunnaru. Daaniki “dabbu” ane neeru posthu “Aham” baaga penchukunnam. Nenu goppa anukovadam manchide…kaani NENE goppa anukovadam murkhatvam. Nijaaniki paina cheppinvaallu mana kinda panicheyyatledu mana KOSAM panichestunnaru.

Manishiki kaavalsindi Dabbaa ?
Manishiki manassaanthi kaavali. Daaniki mana peddollu super formula chepparu…
Mana cheti ninda pani, mana kadupu ninda tindi, mana kanti ninda nidra…ee moodu unte manassaanthi automatic ra nayana ani. Kaakapothe manam daanni konchem variety kada manaki badulu NA ani pettukunnaam. Anthe akkade tedaa antha vachindi. Naaku IPOD kaavali, Naku Nseries kaavali, anni NA NA NA. idi MANADI ani evaru denni anukovatledu. Anni naadi needi, aakhariki mana RASTRAM kuda….o mukka naadi, o mukka needi, inko mukka inkokadidi…..

Devudu oka chinna porapaatu chesaadu..manushulaki jeevanadharamaina gaali FREE ga ichaadu. Asala free ani ekkadaina boardu pedithe aa board teesi dachesi unnavanni techeskuntaam inkokallu competition raakundaa hmmmm lekapothenaa gaali ni kuda ammukunevaaru, addeki ichevaaru inkaa kabja kuda chesevaremo…DABBU KOSAM.

Dabbante enduko antha moju….dabbutho manassaanthini konukkkolem…(inka evaru kanipettaledu..konipettaledu). Manishikante dabbe powerful aipoyindi. Dabbuki antha value ki kaaranam SWARDHAM.
Asala billgates ki inka dabbukavala cheppandi….inka edoti chestune unnadu kada. Edaina cheyyalane tapana(passion) undaali dabbu daanantata ade vastundi…(ani na feelingu).

Chi chi ee dabbu gurinchi raasi naa blogni “inkaa” kampu kottinchalenu…

Ee Dabbuko Dannam…KPHB lo rentlu baaga penchesi BACHELORS ante edo boothu padam la feel aye inti owners ki saastaanga DANNAM.

P.S: Asala gudilo kobbarikaaya enduku kodataaro telsaa..?
Mana aham aa kobbarikaaya pagilinattu pagilipovaalani….

Courtesy: PEEDNUS ;-)

Somethings are better left unsaid...these are NOT !

2007-04-29T01:14:00.000+05:30

Adi maa college ring ceremony memory annamaata....
Oka saari mee pakkana table fan edaina unte chetho slow ga tippandi.....flash black loki veltunnam.

Adi 2003...june 15 na release avvalsina results 12 ne release ayyayi....nenu kkd lo unnanu. Adoka rakamaina feeling tho maa annayya tho patu JNTU ECE lab ki vellamu net lo results chudadaaniki...adoka rakamaina feeling endukante maadi maree antha sound party kakapoyina ma parents kastapadi Gowtham Gudavalli gaadiki lakhsha tagaletti nannu chadivinchaaru.
Nenu koddo goppo bane chadivevaadini...IIT dobbindi.....EAMCET dobbindi....AIEEE kuda dobbindante nannu intlonchi dobbemantaaru, andukannamaata. Result chusaamu 1982 vachindi. Naakanna ekkuva maa annayya kallallo santhosham. Intlo konchem santhosha padi chaala badhapaddaru ee vedhavani intlonchi gentese chance koddilo miss aipoyindani.

Tarvatha nenu pettina 52 options loki oke okka option lo civil pettanu adi ekkado 32 daggara....ade tagilindi..NITK surathkal civil vachindi. Ma naannagaari veena master garu chepparanta surathkal college manchidi ani...andukani andulo vachinanduku inka santhoshinchaaru. Surathkal vellalante rendu trains maraali. Rjy to chennai (circar), chennai to mangalore (west-coast). Manakemo civil ante ado rakamaina chinna chupu...asalu civil ante ento appatiki teleedu naku. Daaniki todu raillo oka cloth merchant "Civil kosam antha dooram vellava.......?" (chaala badha paddadu papam...na gurinchi). Inko peddayana..."ye amma mana state lo seat raledaa ?" vallaki explain chesesariki madras vachesindi.
Maa nannagaru nenu surathkal vachamu. Ma nannagaariki coll chusesariki chaala santhosham vachindi.

"Orey gaadida intha manchi coll lo neeku seat ela vachindi ra ?" annaru.

Nenu appudu antha feel avvaledu...kaani ee nalugu samvatsaralu ayyina tarvatha....aa maata entha nijamo ardham ayyindi.
Nenu ee college lo gadipina kalam jarigina experiences nenu manishi ga edagadaaniki enthagaano todpaddayi.

Somethings which I would never forget........
Yaji sir's quotes
Katta sir's personality
Babu Narayan sir's Intellect
Nayak sir's professionalism
Dwarakish sir's Discipline
Nagaraj sir's Experience
Lakshman sir's Dedication

I should specially mention a presentation(lecture) given by Daniel Oerther from uninversity of Cincinnati. It was the best presentation I had seen till date both in terms of content and presenting.

The beautiful lawns infront of main lobby
The magnificent starry skies at night
The Siva Temple
The B.E.A.C.H
Playing cricket with gults
Movies in SAC
Concerts in SJA
Browsing in CCC
A1 prints
Night Canteen
"TIKKA HUT"

inka chaala unnayi gaani list peddadaipotundani rayatledu.......
Ento appude college aipoyindante nammalekapotunnanu.

You're fired........

2007-04-23T16:36:00.000+05:30

You Are An ENTJ

The Executive

You are a natural leader - with confidence and strength that inspires others.
Driven to succeed, you are always looking for ways to gain, power, knowledge, and expertise.
Sometimes you aren't the most considerate person, especially to those who are a bit slow.
You are not easily intimidated - and you have a commanding, awe-inspiring presence.

You would make a great CEO, entrepreneur, or consultant.

What's Your Personality Type?

Sorry for this crap...but I was on cloud nine after seeing this...who wouldnt be.. :P
Dont worry its never gonna happen.... :)

I am both...but not at the same time...

2007-04-21T14:11:00.000+05:30

Your EQ is 173

50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.

What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

Now what can I say......Hahahahahahaha.....it was funny.

Sneham Kosam....... ;-)

2007-04-20T14:41:00.000+05:30

Inka youth vishayaaniki vaste abbayilu ammayila kosam trying ammayilu abbayila kosam trying anedi AIDS laanti nijam. Ante...AIDS laage idi andariki telsu kaani we just dont want to speak about it.
Btw nenu abbayine...kada....so mee doubt clear ayyindaa... :P

Ee fren request le untayante, totally dumb to totally desperate scale lo untaayi.
ejjamples...
ivanni abbayilu ammayilaki pampinavi.....

Ammayilu telivaina vaallu kabatti scrap kottaru direct ga friend request pamputaaru....oka ammayi daggarnunchi fren request vaste accept cheyyani maga purgu untundaa cheppandi.
enthaina ammayilu abbayilakanna mundunnaru..... :P

Routine

hi dear
this is ****
i want to frnd u
this is mine (mobile no) u r intrst

hai,
how are you friend,
i think your fine,
ok,
tell me your habbies,
from:
orkut friend,
XXXX............

Ati telivi

hi sonali how ru.just keep scaping me bcause i want to increase my scaps in one week.its bet with my frndss so plzdo this favoure to me.wen ever u will be online just scap me anything nonsense ok.i want to cross 300 scaps

Hai..How are you..Good evening..This is (beep).. 24 years MBA guy...(beep)...Presently in (beep) and working for (beep) University..May I know about you plz...I wanna make friendship with you..Your profile is so nice that I couldnt stop myself from scrapping you..will you be my friend...See my profile and scrap me if u r interested......waiting for ur reply..keep scrapping..takecare..byebye
-veedu ide scrap inko naluguru ammayila books lo kottaadu...(same time) aa naluguru veedni chaavagottaru...adi vere vishayam :P

Oh very very sad dat u lost IPOD
hi
this this #### From ***
h r u ?
if u r interested to chat wid me
pls reply soooooon...

Flirts

Hi i was just bored .. opened orkut .. searched for new buddies .. saw lots of communities .. photos.. searched till i found a cute girl ... she was a simple .. good luking girl .. i coulnt continue searching .... i m impressed .. how do i make her my friend..shall i send her a friend req .. before that i ll message her .. yeah thats a good idea.. here i proceed with lots of questions in my mind.. wil she accept ?? will she like me ... or will she atleast reply ... now its upto her to reply ... i can feel a smile on her face .. yes she wants to reply .. i know for sure
would u like to be my friend

Knock! Knock! May I come into ur world?
I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes
to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy
& luv to keep u smiling.good day....

if i say hi.......u may say whoz this....
if i say hey.......u may say i am acting smart....
if i ask for chat....u may say why??....
if i say i liked ur profile......u may say m flattering u.....
if i ask for frnship.......u may say m flirting......

so can u plz suggest me hw to start wid uuuuuuuu.........????
trust is the first step of friendship......

Desperate
Naaku annitikanna idi baaga nachindi.....

why r u not accepting me???????????????

The Chronicles of Orkut .....

2007-04-20T13:35:00.000+05:30

Rendu moodrojulu nunchi edo raseddaamanukuntunna....kaani raayadaaniki emi ledu. Earlier vaatilo konchem intensity undi...avanni feel ayyi raasinavi. Deenni batti edaina pani chesthe adi sahajam ga undaali. Oorike edo kelikeddaam podicheddam anukunte booshmandam baddalavvuddi.

Ee edava orkut lo chaala time waste chestunnanu. huh...edava orkut entile edavani nenu...maree addict aipoyanu ee madhya chandalanga.
chesedi emanna undaa ante emi ledu...

So orkut sangathi chuddaam...(idantha naa sodi matrame evarni uddesinchi kaadu).
Okaanoka stanford student ki kotha vaallani kalavadam anna friends network maintain cheyyadam anna chaala istam anta....stanford kada kurradu gadusu pindam...Google lo paddaadu coll ayyesaraki. Asale Google lo panollandariki chinna exception untundi....vaaraniki konni gantalu vaallaki nachina ideas develop cheskovachu. So mana puddingu vaadi passion ni ideas ni kalipi noori orkut anedi kanipettadu.
Paina bommettaanu kada aade mana veerudu.......Orkut Büyükkökten.

Inka janalni verrithinchadaaniki daani lo join kaavalante invitations undela pettaaru....(deeniki reason entante..."connecting people through a network of trusted friends")entha invitations unna free ye kada. Free ga vaste manollu vadultaara..aha vadultaara ani. Nenu vadalanu chachina.
Mundu brazil lo unde herolu heroinelandaru paddaaru....manavemanna takkuva tinnama population kaina popularity kaina pranalistaam... :P
Ventane indians advent on orkut start ayyindi. chaala takkuva kalam lo chelaregipoyi dummu repesaam orkut di.

Just for fun...antu raka rakaala communities create chesi....vaatilo fun games nirvahistu untaaru.
communities perlu ela untaayi ante...
This is not a community
I joined too many communities
We still support indian cricket team
I hate you but I love you
Haha I crack myself up....

Individuals category communities lo...

The Shahrukh Khan Fan Club (141,027 members)
Rahul Dravid - The Wall (100,311 members)
Dr A.P.J.Abdul Kalam's fanclub (80,164 members)........mana country ee direction lo veltundo ardham chesukovachu.

Manaki first cinemalu kaavali....cinemaale kaavali. Vaadu teesina cinema ne malli teesina black lo tickets konukkuni maree chustaamu.
Same hero same heroine aakhariki same story aina parledu cinema ante ado pichi la tayrayyindi.
Second cricket.....ammo cricket lekapothe inkemaina undaa....bermuda lo puttundaalsindi manollu. Cricket ki anavasaramaina hype. Mana vallu cricket kanna modelling baaga chestaaru.
chinna joke..
sachin son : Amma nanna soode sixlu meeda sixlu kodtundu....jabardast.
sachin wife : Bidda kallettuku soodu adi advertisementu...

Third papam mana abdul kalam garu... :-(

Inka mana telugu comms lo mostly jarigevi ive...

Paina unna profile lo attractive edi.....(idi anni games ki mummy laantidi...)
Paina unna bomma chusthe meekemani pistundi...
Paina unna tokkatho meeru ee cinemaki veltaaru...
Paina unna edavaki oka slap kottandi....
Paina unna paparao propose chesthe em chestaaru...
Paina vaadi intlo oka cinema peru.....

Paina vaadi pindam ekkada pedataaru.....(nenu start chesta....)

lekapothe CHATROOM ani petti kummeskuntaaru.

veetannitikanna best entante...eppudo mana chinnanaati frens ni kalusukogaladam.....thats something i thank orkut for.
mana GRE veerulu kuda orkut ni tamaki anugunanga vaadukuntunnaru...

After all orkut is not such a bad thing... ;-)

Contd...

F.E.A.R

2007-03-28T10:57:00.000+05:30

Direct ga scene loki enter aipodaam.....beginning ela raayalo teleeka araganta nunchi juttu peekkuntunnanu.
Place : Kakinada
Date : gurtuledu...march 1st week
Time : 8:30 PM

Nenu maa peddamma gaarinti nunchi maa annayya vaallintiki veltunnanu. Oka 20 min walk. Kuda chinna bag undi andulo na laptop undi. Road antha cheekati ,ye daridrudu ledu.. okka street light kuda ledu. Entha dhairyavanthulakaina konchem bhayam untundi kada....nenu asale beduru godduni chinnapatnunchi cheekati ante chachentha bhayam. Asala Steven speilberg ni tannali aa Jurassic Park cinema teesinanduku....okkadne second show chusa aa cinema 6 lo anukunta. Appudu konnalla varaku ye moola nunchi ye dinosaur vachestundo ani tega bhayapadevaadni. Daaniki todu ma cousins nannu inkaa pedda verri vengalappa ni chesi aadukunevaaru ;-( ...So manasulo bhayapadutu naaku telisina pichi mantraalevo chaduvukuntu nadustunnanu. Kaasepayyindi....inthalo venaka nunchi oka female voice "evandi mee illu ekkadandi...?" Naaku pulusu kaaripoyindi. venakki choosthe oka middle-aged woman bhujam meeda edo bastha undi. "ikkade nandi.." ani fast ga nadichestunnanu....avidaki andakundaa. Gunde ninda bhayam evevo thoughts. Emo aavida aa bastha tho naakokkati gattiga ichi naa lap nokkestundemo...inka entento aneskuntunnanu.
"evandi undandi...anthaa cheekati ga undi kada bhayam ga undi maa illu akkade konchem todu undandi..." andi aavida.
Hammayya anukunnanu....konchem navvukunnanu kuda. Kukka toka pattukuni godaari eedinattu ane sametha gurthochindi....nene pedda bhayastundni malli eevidaki nenu todaa ;-)

Sare nandi ani aavida tho paatu kontha dooram nadichanu. Aavida paapam daarantha edo matladutune unnaru....naa manasulo inka ekkado pisarantha bhayam..nenu free ga maatakalapalekapoyaanu.. tarvatha evari daarina vallu vellipoyaam.

Bhayam...naaku cheekatante bhayam inkondariki verokati bhayam. Adi manishini enthela marchestundo alochisthe navvostundi. Asala naa pichi kaakapothe naa bag lo laptop undani aavidaki ela telustundi.
cheekatlo evi kanipinchavu asala emanna unnayo ledo kuda teliyadu aina bhayam...aakhariki saati manishante kuda bhayam. Jeevitham kuda anthe...mundu emi jarugutundo evariki teleedu emi jarigipotundo anukuni bhayapadipotuntaam. Ante ofcourse ippudu paristhitulu kuda alage unnayanukondi...
Ela rayalo teleetledu gaani...naaku ardham ayyindentante anavasara bhayaalu pettukuni muduchukupoyekanna naluguritho kalisi pani cheyyadam manchidi.Vachi raani english lo aithe We are all the same...like Hermit crabs(see wikipedia for more info on hermit crabs). We need to get out of our shells and open up to the world.
Ante I mean for eg raillo veltunnaam anukondi pakka vaaditho maatladam chachina matladam...bhayam ani kaadu gaani enduko matladam. Ala kaakunda manam parichayam chesukunte... emo manaki oka manchi friend dorakachemo evariki telusu.

Maree manchitanam ekkuvaipothe kuda problemme anukondi...kaani em chestam.

Fear....deep rotting fear.
Fear is a sickness. It will crawl into the soul of anyone who engages it.
It will taint ur peace.
Strike it from ur heart.

Life's got lot more to offer than what you and me think...!

ee madhya naa blog lo nenu OA ekkuva chestunnattanipistundi meekkuda ala anipiste naaku cheppandi...konchem cut cheddaam.

Aimee mann-"save me"

2007-03-19T03:26:00.000+05:30

Ofcourse this is the live version...but the real track in magnolia sounds great...i can mail tht to u if u r interested... :-)

Sivarathri ante Sivudi Birthday kaadu...

2007-02-17T20:39:00.000+05:30

Marenti ani adagaddu....telsukondi.

Ikkada maa college lo INCIDENT ane cultural festival jarugutondi...lavvars day(Feb 14) nunchi 18 daaka. Ante janalantha kalisi kuppi genthulu chilipi chestalu cheyyadaaniki vedika annamaata. So eppudu unde selavale kaakapothe official. Nenu atu incident ki vellatledu itu chadavatledu...chi chi raayalantene naa meda nene korukkuni chachipovaalannantha asahyam ga undi.

Asalu aa roju sivaraathri ani kuda teleedu naaku. atu poddunna madhyanam kaakunda 11:15 ki lechanu nidra. Ofcourse rendu moodrojulnunchi alage lestunnanu. Kaalakrutyaalu ayyayi. Direct ga food kottadaaniki mess ki chekkesaanu. Mess ayyina tarvatha frens tho kaasepu sollesi...malli room ki vachesaanu. Net lo oka interesting chatting chesanu maa fren ki palm-HISTORY telsantenu...Mothaaniki emi narikaam ayya ante...naa rekhala prakaaram anukunna vyakthi tho pelli avutundanta.... :)) Santhosham... maha bhaagyam...antha kanna ee batukki inka emi kaavali. "kaani siri tho adantha veeji kaadu..."-adedo cinemalo annattu...(Sri kanakamahalakshmi recording dance troupe.. Rajahmundry)
Aina poni saradaaki naa chaduvu inka money matters ela untaayi ani adigaanu. Maa vaadiki only love geethala gurinche telsanta...anthelendi asalu cinema hittaithe inka songs, fights evadikkavaali... ;-)

4 avutundi...eppudu nenu orkut profile name..."Devudaa.." ani start chesi edoti pedataanu. So ee roju edo spl undi devudni chudakapothe feel avutaadani gudiki veldaamani ready ayyanu.
Maa coll nunchi road daati o 10 nimushaalu nadisthe gudi..sivudi gudi..chaala old and chaala bavuntundi. Ee madhya unde modern gullala kaakunda konchem gudiki vellina feel vastundi. Baata ki atu itu perigi peraganattu podalu untaayi. Gudi venakaale beach...super scene kadu. Mansantha okkasaariga lite aipotundi akkada.

Bayalderaanu...Jebulo rendu 2rs coins unnayi inka oka 20rs note undi. ante eppudu vellina enduko edo oka coin vestaanu hundi lo kaadu..pallem lo. Devudiki dabbulenduku cheppandi.Nenu nadustunnanu inthalo oka chinna pilladu vayasu 5 untundemo...chirigi poyi masi baarina chokka tho(kinda emi ledu) janala daggaraki parugulu teestunnadu. Vaadiki nadaka kuda sarigga raadu maatalu ardham ayyi avvanattu matladutunnadu. Mundu oka peddavida daggariki velladu aavida bittaraga chusi...pommandi. Naku ingeneral ga ilaanti scenes ante konchem...konchem enti chaala ibbandi. Nenu vadi vadi ga adugulu vestu vellipotunnanu....assalu venakki tirigi chudatledu. Paapam pillodu parugettukuntu vachaadu
"Hanna...Anna.." antu chaala aayasapadipothu cheyyi paiki kindaki aadistunnadu. Nenu mamoolu hero style lo emi levu annattu cheyyupaanu.
Malli adigaadu enduko jebulo unna oka 2rs coin ichesaanu. vaadu vellipoyaadu.
Kaani ichetappudu vaadni okka saari clear ga chusaanu. Chepthe OA anukuntaaru gaani vaadi hairstyle sivudi hairstyle dadaapu okkate....ade ekkuva juttu and nadi nethi meeda rendu roundlu laaga.
Aa babu ilaantivi chaala chusamu adukkune vaallu kavaalne ala untaaru anukunte...mee istam.

Nenu gudiki vellipoyaanu darsanam etc etc anni ok. Gudilo andaru 10rs petti prasadam potlaalu konukkuni veltunnaru. Nenu emi konaledu...enduko konabudhi avvaledu. Kaasepu aa beach view chusukuni vachesaanu.

Malli vache route lo kuda untaadu kada manavaadu...kaani ee saari naaku vaadni chusi nappudu gonthulo edo peddadi irukkupoyinatlu ayyindi. Aa pillodu ala andari daggara collect chesina chillara ni pakkane podallo unna valla akka(vaadi meeda konchem peddaga undi...akka anukunna) ki istunnadu. Aa akka chankalo inko chaala chinni pillodu. Inka nannu nenu boothulu tittukovaalo samudram lo dookalo ardham kaledu.

Manushulaki pandugalu pabbalu ledaa kastaalu vachinappude devudu gurtuku vastaadu.
Ee vishayam devudiki kuda telsu. anduke andarni eppatikappudu line lo pedutuntaadu.
Ala gudiki velli devudiki rendu kobbarikaayalu kottesi o 100 hundi lo vesesthe mana tappulanni potaaya..??? aa pillalu ala undadam mana tappu kaada...(edava logikkulu laagakandi naaku manduddi..adi mana... ante society tappe) Boldu janam vachaaru vaallantha aa pillodiki okka rupaayi iste vaallu atleast aa night ki haayiga undagalaru. Prasadam konukkuni mingite gaani punyam raada..? Adukkune vallandariki ivvakarledu poni chinna pillalki musalallaki ivachu ga..entho konthaa...pizzalu burgerlu matuku konnukuni tintaame baaga.

so aa scene ala ayyindi. Inka raathri ee INCIDENT lo edo pronite ante vellam daanni nenu boothulathone describe cheyyagalanu so adi ditch.

Padukundaamani nadum vaalchaanu.....naaku hataathuga inko pidugu padindi...
Aa mundu roju raathri naako kala vachindi
andulo nenu maa school 10 class corridor lo parigedutunnanu...evado chinna pilladni venakaala chusaanu...pattinchukokundaa inka parigedutunnanu vaadu venakaale parigedutunnadu...naaku bhayam vesi inka fast ga parigedutunnanu. Nenu entha fast ga parigedutunna chaala slow ga kadultunnanu...akhariki vaadu nannu pattukunnadu !!!
ventane melukuva vachesindi...paiga room lo nenu okkadne chala bhayam vesindi kaasepu...

inthaki aa abbaye ee abbaya ani adakkandi..seepu ga. Almost face ade...lekapothe nenenduku cheptaanu.

Poddunna evaro... era babu ee roju night jagaram chestava ani adigaaru...
antha scene ledamma...aina sivudiki naaku evo understandings unnayi le ani annanu vaaditho...

intha jarigaaka inkaa naaku nidra padutundaa..???

manam enni saarlu chachipovachu....

2007-02-07T21:55:00.000+05:30

manam enni saarlu chachipovachu.....
practical ga aithe okasaare.... aina
appudappudu virakthi tho chachipovachu
rojuu bataleka chachipovachu
rendaksharaala maayalo padithe kshanakshanam chachipovachu ...
nenedo naa chaavu chastunte indaaka mess lo o pain-naa-koduku muddakosaari champesadu.

chachi batakadam telsina vaadiki eppatiki chaavu ledu............ardham ayyindaa godu.

Epudo cheppenu Vemana garu...

2007-01-14T18:54:00.000+05:30

Sakala yagnamulaku sakala terthamulaku

talalu gorugukunna falithamu ledu

mantra jalamu kanna mangali jalamechu

viswadaabhiraama vinura vema

Raati bommalakela rangaina valuvalu

gullu gopuramulu kumbhamulunu

kudu gudda taanu koruna devudu

viswa...

Guhalalonajochi guruvula vedukanga

Kruramrugamokandu taarasilina

muktidaaradi munduga joopuraa

viswa..

Vignulellaru kudi verri kutalu kusi

satini patini gurchi sammatamugaa

munu muhurtha muncha mundetlu mosera

viswa...

Pindamulanu jesi pitarula talaposi

kaakulakunu bettu gaaddelaara

pentatinedu kaaki pitarudetlaayaraa

viswa....

Atmasuddhi leni acharamadi ela
bhandasuddhi leni pakamadi ela
chittasuddi leni sivpujalelara
viswa...

Alpudeppudu palku adamburamu ganu
sajjanundu palku challaganu
kanchu moginatlu kanakammu mroguna
viswa...

Apadiana velanarasi bandhula judu
bhayamuvela judu bantu tanamu
pedavela judu pendlamu gunamu
viswa...

Chippalonabadda chinuku mutyambayye
nitabadda chinuku nita galise
brapti galugu chota phalamela tappura
viswa...

Veshabhashalerigi Kashayavastramul
gattagane mukti galugabodhu
talalu bodulina talapulu bodula
viswa...

Tappulennuvaru Tandopatandambu
lurvi janulakella nundu tappu
tappu lennuvaru tamatappu lerugaru
viswa...

2007-01-13T11:01:00.000+05:30

How to Mend a Broken Heart...

2007-01-03T18:07:00.000+05:30

Day 1

Instructions

STEP 1: Breathe. All you can do is survive this first and difficult day. Take one day at a time.
STEP 2: Give yourself permission to mourn. Call in sick at work, sleep all day, eat too much ice cream, sob.
STEP 3: Congratulate yourself for being human: It is only when you open yourself to love that your heart can break.
STEP 4: Develop and repeat a helpful mantra to get you through the initial shock and pain, such as "This too shall pass" or "I will survive."

Day 2

Instructions

STEP 1: Reach out to a close friend or family member. It helps to share your thoughts with others.
STEP 2: Watch a movie to distract yourself. Choose a comedy that has cheered you up in the past. Or watch a movie that's guaranteed to make you sob--it may surprise you how good that feels.

Week 1

Instructions

STEP 1: Force yourself to go out even if you are feeling despondent. Take yourself out for a cup of coffee or go on a long walk.
STEP 2: Express your emotions in a way that comes naturally. Write in a journal, paint, sculpt or play music.
STEP 3: Do daily cardiovascular exercise--the endorphins will give your spirits an immediate lift.
STEP 4: Resist the urge to call your ex. Instead, write a letter. Don't mail it.
STEP 5: Go out of town for the weekend to distance yourself from the temptation to call your ex. Visit an old friend or go back home to your roots. A change of environment does wonders for the spirit.
STEP 6: Put everything that reminds you of your ex in a box and seal it. Throw it away, donate it to charity or ask a friend to hold on to it indefinitely.

Week 2

Instructions

STEP 1: Surround yourself with friends. This may mean reaching out to people you fell out of touch with during the relationship.
STEP 2: Make lists to help you regain your confidence and identity: a list of your friends, of things you like, of what you want to accomplish in the next decade.
STEP 3: Spoil yourself: Get a new hairstyle, have a spa day or go shopping.
STEP 4: Resist the urge to call your ex.

Week 3

Instructions

STEP 1: Assess the experience. Have you learned anything about yourself? Does the experience make you more empathetic to others who've suffered a hardship?
STEP 2: Begin an activity that will fill your time, distract your mind and rebuild your confidence. Train for a marathon, take up yoga or learn a new language.
STEP 3: Resist the urge to call your ex.
STEP 4: Volunteer your time at a local homeless shelter, soup kitchen or tutoring center. It will take your mind off your own woes and keep your suffering in perspective.

Week 4

Instructions

STEP 1: Continue regular socializing and exercising. While socializing, though, make sure you don't depend on alcohol or drugs to dull the pain.
STEP 2: Call your ex if you feel it would be helpful. Resist if you merely want to say hurtful things.
STEP 3: Consider dating other people, but be wary of rebound relationships.
STEP 4: Understand that you will need to experience and process sadness, anger, guilt and fear to fully heal. Burying or ignoring these emotions will thwart the healing process. Write, cry, share the feelings with friends.

Months 3 to 6

Instructions

STEP 1: Force yourself to go on dates. You'll be surprised to discover that your heart can still flutter over someone. It's part of the healing process.
STEP 2: Consult a psychiatrist if you are experiencing symptoms of depression, such as lack of appetite, insomnia or too much sleeping, low self-esteem, and an inability to concentrate or carry out routine tasks. Ask a friend or physician to recommend one who is experienced in treating depression.
STEP 3: Remember that healing is a process that takes time. Expect waves of sadness, anger, guilt or fear even after you think you are over it. Give your heart time to heal.

One year and beyond

Instructions

STEP 1: Compartmentalize the experience in your memory: "My heart was broken once. It really hurt and I'm glad it's over."
STEP 2: Reach out to your ex if you want to re-establish a friendship. Do not harbor secret ambitions of winning him or her back. You'll only set yourself up for another heartbreak.

Avasarama aha avasarama anta.....naa philosophy entante "adi" boomerang laantidi...When u throw a boomerang only two things can happen
1. You hit the target and end on a happy note
2. If it doesnt....wait and you will get ur boomerang BACK to u....

Dignity....

2006-12-09T12:42:00.000+05:30

"I said to myself when I made this decision in the last 48 hours that I may lose friends in doing what I'm doing,.......But I also said to myself that if I stayed doing what I was doing I may equally lose respect for myself and the friendship of those around me."

---Damien martyn

What is team India thinking..........???

star star star and a half star

2006-11-19T01:00:00.000+05:30

Hi....
recently watched Khosla ka Ghosla movie. Its one of the best movies in recent times. Film depicts how a middle class family regained their property from a crooked Business man. The direction is very good. They tried to show everything closer to reality. If this movie had to be made in telugu my choice of cast would be....

Anupam Kher...... Kamal Kishore Khosla......ChandraMohan
Boman Irani...... Kishen Khurana...................Kota SrinivasaRao
Parvin Dabbas...... Chiraunjilal Khosla / Cherry / Chirag Khosla.....Raja (Anand fame)
Tara Sharma...... Meghna...........Charmi
Ranvir Shorey...... Balwant Khosla / Bunty......Chinna (money fame)
Vinay Pathak...... Asif Iqbal.......Prakash Raj
Naveen Nischol...... Bapu....Tanikella Bharani
Kiran Juneja...... Mrs Khosla.....Jayasudha
Rajendra Sethi...... estate agent.........jeeva
Vinod Nagpal...... Khosla's friend.......Paruchuri Gopalakrishna

And should be directed by Krishna Vamsi.

Snippets...

2006-11-16T01:41:00.000+05:30

maa cousin to jarigina konni incidents...

correctga nenu velle roje maa vaallandaru tirupati prayanam pettukunnaru..nenu vaadu vellaledu.
aa roju raathri maa naannagaaru hyd ki train catch cheyyali. So memu mugguru bayataki vellam food kotti dad ni rly stn lo drop cheddam ani...
mavaadu konchem costly places ki teesukeltunnadu kaani akkada place leko leda late ano vachestunnam. "ayya baboi veedu dabbulu waste ga spend chestunnadu cha cha veediki asala emi teleedu" anukunna...
aakhariki oka not so good hotel loki dooraam...everybody plate meals. naakemo assalu taste nachaka ekkatledu maa dad and vaadu baane tintunnaru. nenu konchem tinnanu chaala vodilesaanu maa dad kuda konchem vadilesaaru...vaademo haayiga late ga anni enchakka tintunnadu. Yentra babu antha nachindaa veediki anukunnanu...
bhojanam ayyina tarvaatha cheppadu naaku
"yera antha vadilesaave ? baaledaa ? manam na naa sankalu naakedi ee koodu kosame kada"..annadu. naaku cloud divided.ventane vaadi jebulo cell mogindi.
"chudu satyam ra.." annadu. Inka naa daggara break avvadaaniki block avvadaaniki emi migalaledu.
maavaadiki chaala telusu...teliyadam veru cheyyadam veru...naaku telusu kaani em laabham :(

abbo inka mavaadi quotes ilaantivi chaala unnayi.
malli eppudaina cheptaanu.

Life lo Phantom.

2006-11-16T01:01:00.000+05:30

Usually when Im at my home I usually spend with my cousin. We have the best time hanging around. I thought I would write something about him. He used to stay with us till our 8 grade when he dropped out of school. Everybody in our family is dissappointed coz his parents though didnt study put great effort to get their children educated.Even I was wondering like "God what would he do...?" But today when I look at him i only shrink and pale in comparision for he has achieved wat we usually think we achieve when get a job or something else. He made his parents proud. After dropping from school he had some really hard times for an year or so. He was asked to be with his father in a pan shop. But he didnt. He was doing nothin for almost 2 years after dropping. He had become something like black sheep of the family. Then he started some business and excelled in it. Of course this excellence to him didnt come as easily as i wrote. He didnt pull it off in a day or so...He worked hard day and night. And I cant explain hard work for I dunno what it is...I am a lazy fool.

We here in college do nothing but play games and watch movies...me more into the latter. Who knows may be one day I would make a movie.. :) I used to tease him when hes not getting marks and stuff. If i think of it now...i feel like a worm (or i dunno wat to write).
Im making this post from the laptop which he bought me. I told my family that i wanted a laptop only one day before my return journey. Its a shock for them. How can anyone get in one day. I dunno why but i foolishly insisted and was hell bent on getting it. After very long time i felt like I was acting like the universe's best worst foolish guy. But still. When we went to buy the guy gave the look of "see all buy nothing" guys. We selected the piece and thats it everything was paid in cash for the dealer. I can never forget the expression on his face when my cousin is paying him.

So here is one guy who proved (atleast to me) that u dont need to be educated to be dignified or civilized or to be successful...and theres LOT to learn in real life.
btw....im sayin all this not becoz he got me somethin but he showed me a way of life.

He is the PHANTOM OF LIFE.

We Got a Winner...

2006-11-12T15:15:00.000+05:30

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Who is with me now.. ;-)

ammayilaki edava feelingulekkuva....oOO tega feelaipotharu

2006-10-25T12:13:00.000+05:30

politics

2006-10-22T23:37:00.000+05:30

Yo..back to good old rjy for sometime...and our midsems back there are a complete disaster adding to the communal riots at mangalore recently. We are in our hostels and didnt bother much or not effected.Yesterday I had a dream..on riots. One of the probable causes may be the damned reading of some article about them on frontline. Politics I see... have gone far beyond my imagination now a days. some days back I read in some newspapers that students from IIT are going to start a political party. After somedays from Nowhere the topic of reservations came..and hell broke loose. The present day politicians are a step ahead of common man and u can see they can even outwit IIT grads. By declaring reservations they not only managed to silence the students but had them in twists. To me reservations are a perfect No-No. If they really want to improve the situation of so called backward castes why dont they reach out for and provide basic amenities at the root level i.e make rules to provide compulsory primary and higher school education for them.Provide them with facilities so that they will no longer be backward. Reservations on economic basis are acceptable to a certain extent. Votebank politics.

Oh God...

idi maatram moodu mukkallo cheppachu...

2006-10-07T22:12:00.000+05:30

evaremanukunna sare...
"Bommarillu bongula undi..."
heroine cheppevaraku hero vedhava ki teleeda vaalla naanna tho maatlaadaali ani...
paapam prakash raj ni villain la chupinchaaru....
Music bavundi.

Death of a MAN....

2006-09-05T19:01:00.000+05:30

Hi guys hope everyones' fine and doing great...(whom r u talking to LOSER). Ok its for me only. I had been longing to post something here or atleast paste. But whats the difference if I paste..it could be a atukulachittibabu.blogspot.com rather than devikanth.blogspot.com. Some say that the former outplays the latter in every respect. I will try to improve. I am placed in accenture after some really testing and frustrating incidents. I wont be boring you with those...(whom r u talking to again a**whole). But Today is Teachers Day. Everybody has their mentors or rolemodels or whatever. Sometimes even animals and nature can be our teachers. What happened today really made me sad. One of the persons I admire...Steve Irwin died of a stingray attack. He belongs to the rare league of gentlemen who dedicate their lives for the sole cause of human welfare. Yes... human welfare he had done a lot to create awarness among us about the wild and what we think dangerous. I would paste some facts about him :

He tells his camera crew to always be filming. If he needs help, he will ask for it. Even if he is eaten by a shark or croc, the main thing he wants is that it be filmed. If he died, he would be sad if no one got it on tape.

Steve Irwin joined the long list of celebrities lampooned by South Park. It happened in South Park episode 31 entitled "Prehistoric Ice Man".

He has never been biten by a venomous snake.

Married to Terri Irwin since 1992, they have a daughter named Bindi Sue, and a son named Robert.

Steve and Terri's daughter, Bindi Sue Irwin, is actually named for Steve's favorite crocodile, Bindi, and his dog, Sui, who has, incidentally, appeared in numerous "Croc Hunter" episodes with Steve and Terri.

He is scared to death of parrots, especially the sulfar crested cockatoo. When he was four years old he almost had his nose bitten off by his father's pet sulfar crest. The only bird he feels comfortable around is a black cockatoo named Ularoo.

2006-08-29T21:16:00.000+05:30

beauty....

2006-08-29T21:14:00.000+05:30

nannu vellani...

2006-08-29T21:12:00.001+05:30

inka yennallu....

2006-08-29T21:12:00.000+05:30

Bridges on Godavari...

2006-07-13T20:05:00.000+05:30

Hi ra kanna enti sangathulu....

2006-07-13T20:01:00.000+05:30

oye yentra chusthunnavu...neee _____(beep).

2006-07-13T20:00:00.000+05:30

cheyyodalra eenni yesettanu....

2006-07-13T19:55:00.000+05:30

rendu setulu vodalra eedenkamma...yenti bey..

2006-07-13T19:53:00.000+05:30

aagu neerasam taggina tarvaatha chustaanu nee sangathi...

2006-07-13T19:51:00.000+05:30

nenaaditho godavettukunte neekenti doola...

2006-07-13T19:50:00.000+05:30

oye kodataventi...

2006-07-13T19:49:00.000+05:30

ayya baboi eedu kummestunnadrroy...

2006-07-13T19:47:00.000+05:30

indaakatnunchi kottesaavu ippudu evadu ethukuntaadu taatha...

2006-07-07T15:02:00.000+05:30

annavaram daggara...

2006-07-07T14:58:00.000+05:30

mabbidipoyindi...

2006-07-07T14:57:00.000+05:30

aakedo puvvedo cheppandi....:)

2006-07-07T14:52:00.000+05:30

kobbaraaka majaka...

2006-07-07T14:51:00.001+05:30

reflections...

2006-07-07T14:51:00.000+05:30

cotton barriage....

2006-07-07T14:50:00.001+05:30

naatho pettukunte anthe...idi uthuthine lendi..;-)

2006-07-07T14:50:00.000+05:30

nenu maa amma..

2006-07-07T14:49:00.000+05:30

maa pinni inti pakka kaluva...

2006-07-07T14:46:00.000+05:30

Sky is the limit...for others...

WOW....Im going to HELL !!!

2006-06-09T12:46:00.000+05:30

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Extreme
Level 2 (Lustful)	Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Very Low

First Level of Hell - Limbo
Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

How DK got belted in exams, got sick, and got a project...

2006-05-26T12:23:00.000+05:30

So really after a long time again Im daring to write something in this. All these days onething or the other kept me pre-occupied. Somany things happened.
I dont know when I prepared so seriously for my exams previously...but asusually got ______.
I casually applied for a project at eerc. After which I prayed I shouldnt get it...(I had plans for other things). But I was picked before my prayers reached heaven. Now Im at hyd doin what exactly a civil engineer should do.
Of course we read subjects and get distinctions...the reality beckons when u enter the field.
Till now I did some analysis part and design which made me completely(somewhat) aware of what civil engg is... and how much effort goes into really developing something. Now that we have somany softwares It has become easy...but earlier when there were none...! I just cant imagine how much patience they had in analysing and designing.

Back when I was preparing for exams in our college R.R(reading room) a funny thing happened..

Our exam starts at 2pm. I usually studied at RR in mornings. I would got to a corner at sit there alone. After sometime two people came and sat beside me. I studied for about 2 hrs and started feeling bored. I was looking in all directions and singing songs in myself. I looked at them casually the other guy also looked at me instantly...I suddenly turned my head and pretended as if studying.
After sometime he turns my side and says "sorry dude...really sorry for disturbing you".
I was struck at that...I didnt expect that. So when I looked at them they felt that they r disturbing me...what they didnt know is that I was singing and ready to go...

Dont consider the title...I just put "got sick" to follow the flow....:)

Close Encounter of the Supernatural kind.

2006-03-02T00:05:00.000+05:30

Hi guys…back after a very long time. I had a disastrous midsem and flew home to enjoy in the name of INCIDENT—our college cultural festival. Feeling better now.
After midsem my mind was really mad and I even thought of leaving studies for some work. There’s something at the back of my mind which tells me that Im faking engineering….I dunno but Im sure that if Im faking then everybody else is…of course there are always exceptions. Leaving aside studies…Im feeling something I shouldn’t feel. May be my future blogs will speak about that!

The other day I was very tired and went alone for a walk…I sat near our basket ball court. Suddenly I felt everything disappearing infront of me or I lost my eyesight for some time. Don’t know what really happened but I spoke to someone who named himself as god… in that moment of darkness. Id fear rather than have faith in god..so I continued our conversation. He told me that I can pose any number of questions unless they become too self-centered and until he gets bored. Does god really get bored?…depends on me.

Me : why did u come to me if there are somany people out there suffering more than me?
God : Ok…you are really kind. Im leaving.
Me in my mind…devi you are a loser!!!

Me : Im sorry I was just trying to be global-centered…read it as “not self centered”.
God : fine…how is your life?

Me : I tried everything else except suicide..after-all it is you who decide everything.
God : No Im not…It is you humans who make ur destiny.
I didnt want to take chances with him…I agreed with him.

Me : Im feeling something…I don’t know what im feeling..Im confused Im everything.
God : It happens to everyone just be bold and brave…
Huh did he come all the way to tell me that crap..don’t I know.

Me : How is my future?
God: If I tell you that then whats the point in living…u should experience everything in life. “Life is all about smart management.”
I bet he copied it from one of those personality development shit.

Me : And for those who cant manage life smartly…?
God : Copy it from someone who does it..like you do in paper presentations!

Me : If I copy it then what is the difference between me and him ?
God : The difference is that of a fish in a pond and a fish in an acquarium…
I didn’t understand him a bit…may be that’s why he is called God !

Me : what will be my CGPA in this sem?…I saw the mercury in “self-centered” thermometer rising high..and changed the question..

Me : Will India win the series against England? (Yo! Im patriotic)
God : It’s none of your business.
Me : ???

Me : By this time I think my readers will get bored..
God : Im still not.

Me: How do I lead a happy life?
God : Don’t expect anything..do everything you are expected to do in time. In positive sense.

Now I started feeling bored.

Me : So what would you do in your free time?
God : I play monopoly.
Me : Are you He or She?
God : whatever you think..
Aaha..he(I dunno may be he/she) is just like our political leaders.
Me : When will India become a corruption free country?
God : It’s upto you…you make your country.
Gosh! he is really a politician.

Me : what is the stance of US of A on Indian nuclear policy?
God: (yawning) you are making me bored…
Oh my GOD… I should be careful.

So lets talk abt entertainment..

Me: Will Aishwarya Rai marry Abhishek bachan?
God : depends…
Hmmmmmmm on what…salman khan?

Me : When will SRK stop doing romantic films and start doing something useful ?
God : Are you crazy..he wont stop. Moreover I like him in such roles.
Naaaaaaay you shouldn’t always believe in God.

Me : Mallika Sherawat…(I was just starting)
God : Stop the nonsense.
Ooooooooh…

Me : Who would win maximum number of Oscars this time?
God : Im keeping my fingers crossed about that!!!

God : It’s getting late for me… only two more. (may be he likes even numbers)

Me : Why don’t you appear before me ?
God : You don’t deserve to see me…
That made me a lil bit sad…

The last one…

Me : When will Emraan Hashmi stop kissing?

God: You know the answer..

He waited for a long time and gave me this???

From the entire conversation I learnt that :

Every problem in our life has it’s solution in us.

There are somethings for which even God doesnt have answers…
Especially things like Emraan hashmi.

I regained my sight and…and what ?

I began to wonder How I can make myself deserving to see God.

Bye for now.

Cheat code 169

2006-01-30T23:32:00.000+05:30

Cheat code 169

Rating: 3.5/5
Punchline: You can cheat an IIT
Genre: Drama
Type: Inspired by a similar event at Chennai
Banner: Perfect Productions
Cast: Three girls and one guy...
Story (Concept): Unknown
Dialogues: U get in cheap C class flicks
Fights:
Screenplay & Direction: Story writer
Producer: NITK with the collaboration of an Unknown
Release Date: U don’t have the luck.

Story

This is the story of three girls and a guy who want to do something great in their lives using the hardwork and expertise of others. The foursome are not the best of friends but are brought under one roof when the festival comes. They put all their efforts to destroy the spirit of engineering… while the ass kicked dumbos over there look in awe of them. The rest is all about how manage to make everyone jack-asses…without being caught.

Artists Performance

The girls are exceptional in their roles and possess good histrionics. Though this cannot be rated as their career best…still it counts. The characterization of the guy is that of a very intelligent or may be a genius in the making… without any common sense. The scene where the four give an interview to a local Newspaper is uncanny and I think these guys are going to give the Hollywood bigshots a run for their money. The only drawback of the movie is in the climax scenes where the so called perfection personified tries to really act as if the whole thing is a dream.

Technical departments

The entire concept and program has been given by professional so I better not make any comments on it.

Analysis

Now it’s my turf… The entire event has been reduced to a farce. It’s like You know the climax and still you are watching the movie hoping you would be wrong. No luck there.

The first half is not impressive though entertaining. The second half is just spectacular. If you don’t have enough worries and just want to see the bitterness of life this is a play to watch.

Advice to the cast- By winning…you can merely become winsome.
You cannot be ACHIEVERS.
You are like a snake without fangs.

Ok…Ok… Don’t get mad at me. I think you can understand that the above review is a desperate attempt to vent my frustration. In my previous blog I wrote about truthfulness. I happened to participate in an event. One team won by the effort of someone else and the other team fought against the home teams and won in a respectable manner. I always wanted to be true to myself and wanted to know nothing but the truth. Now I got to know that truth is stranger than fiction… and truth is so bitter that you don’t crave for it anymore.

One more thing I wanted to know is anyone really reading my blogs (except my father)!!! If so please post ur comments.

Is this true..

2005-12-19T14:59:00.000+05:30

Your Brain's Pattern

Structured and organized, you have a knack for thinking clearly.
You are very logical - and you don't let your thoughts get polluted with emotions.
And while your thoughts are pretty serious, they're anything from boring.
It's minds like yours that have built the great cities of the world!

What Pattern Is Your Brain?

Not at all true..I checked out every pattern and put this.

coming to the aspect of trueness or frankness...How many of us are really frank and always speak the truth?...just think about it. Many of us lie(either a silly one or for fun) atleast once in a day. The other day I was watchin one of my friends' playing computer games. His Dad called him and he straight away told him that he was studying and asked him not to disturb him!!! even without the slightest stutter. May be he got used to such calls. Not only him many of us do the same. Another aspect is preparing Resume and writing the statement of purposes while applying through GRE. If all the candidates give their details honestly may be some 65% will pass through(my opinion). So we all have to lie at one or the other time in our life. But it will be better if we avoid lying for cheap things.

How Weird a Dream Could Be…

2005-12-15T01:30:00.000+05:30

From the past two-three days I have been sleeping around 3 AM.

Yesterday night I felt very tired (inspite of me sleeping all day) and lay down around 9pm. I was more than terrified after I woke up at 1am.

I had a very weird dream.

I warn you to go ahead only if u think u can waste 5min.

CAUTION: spoilers ahead for the forthcoming movie

“Harrypotter and the Life-sized Frog”.

I am walking towards Final Block (where I usually spend most of my time)… from some distance I m seeing two persons chatting outside and near the entrance there is something which looked like a White dog. But to my astonishment it turned out to be a WHITE TIGER!!! (How the hell?..there is not even a zoo nearby). I halted at once and kept watching it from a distance… Strangely it was behaving like a dog! Scratching with its hind leg and licking leftout icecream on plates scattered around (Of course we get icecream in mess). Deep down I was scared but not showing any signs of it. The Tiger-Dog is slowly coming towards me… I turned pale and was about to faint..Suddenly I did a whooooooosh, chu chu and the Dog-tiger ran away from me(Expect miracles baby!).

After that I had lunch in mess and was returning still there are these
two persons chatting. One was a famous movie director KV(ofcourse telugu)
and the other was my Dad’s colleague. I somehow got into a scuffle with
my Dad’s colleague and KV tried to persuade me. I cooled down and in
the next frame Me and KV were walking down the beach near our college
and discussing the current fate of our film industry(Now did I tell u
I am a movie freak!). All of a sudden we saw something like a tsunami..
God’s grace It’s not a tsunami but waves enough to washout us.
I sneaked into a cyclone shelter nearby
(What kind of an engineer would build one on a beach? Huh!).
Obviously I was able to survive that.

Next frame… I was on a double decker bus being Kidnapped by a Gang.
They took me to their den. No prizes for guessing their Boss. It’s KV!!!!
I came to know that the Tiger-Dog and mini-Tsunami are his Setups
for kidnapping me. (The former I could atleast accept but the latter! naaah).
Now why did he Kidnap me?
He took me to a tank..yes a very large tank of water(green) which one
could seethrough.
I saw giant statues of Frogs arranged alternatively as on a Chessboard
on the bottom of tank. Now he put one of his men half-submerged into
the tank. A frog the size of a school bag(Now that’s what is called creative
comparison), came and bite off his leg.(I know you can’t take this anymore.:) ).

My Task is to survive in that Tank for 30min. He lowered me into the tank.
I managed 10min. Next thing I remember is I pulled a rope which
raised an alarm and guess what??? The cops came and took KV and his
gang into custody. What an ending..exactly like a classic telugu movie.

At once I woke up and felt my heart(or brain) screaming “Let me out..
you Idiot”.

I saw the clock it was 1 am.
My dream…….has the running length of a movie.

Don’t tell me I didn’t warn you earlier.

Moral of the Dream: I don’t even have the solace of a GF even in

my dream-movie. what a pity!

Myself

2005-12-13T16:04:00.000+05:30

For all of you who are thinking who am I..
Basically I m from a small town on the banks of river Godavari..Rajahmundry. I had enjoyed my childhood with my best friends there and did schooling in SKVT. Still a favourite of mine.Now after a series of fateful events(One of those being my stay at Gowtham gudavalli) Im here at NITK surathkal in karnataka. I m a person who doesn't like to talk much. But im like an open book for my best friends. I think may be one must spend a lot of time with me to understand me. I believe that laughing is the best thing in life, and frequently pondering over how beautiful life is.I see a lot of movies ... but a selected lot.One of my passions is music.Anything that makes u feel pleasant is music for me, be it western or classical. Each form has it's own style. My parents are my inspiration. I have seen many people saying a famous political leader or a movie celebrity or sports person as their role model. But I strongly think that parents are the ones who really shape the lives of individuals. I think we know more about our parents than we know about the celebrities or politicians. My goal in life is to know the difference between Success and Values and if possible do my bit to improve society.

Exams

2005-12-06T16:25:00.000+05:30

Hi atlast the exams got over..But im shattered. I don't know why but I always score badly in subjects which i feel im good at. Altogether my exams were a total disaster.and know I don't even have the solace of going home..coz I have to stay here for a so called project.

About me...

2005-11-23T17:06:00.000+05:30

Career Inventory Test Results

Extroversion		23%
Emotional Stability		83%
Orderliness		60%
Altruism		50%
Inquisitiveness		56%

You are a Planner, possible professions include - management consultant, economist, scientist, computer programmer, environmental planner, new business developer, curriculum designer, administrator, mathematician, psychologist, neurologist, biomedical researcher, strategic planner, civil engineer, intellectual properties attorney, designer, editor/art director, inventor, informational-graphics designer, financial planner, judge.

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Why I had posted this is becoz..

I was struggling at filling my profile so saw some profiles got this...(only idea).

Another thing is that Im doing civil engineering..it was given as one of the possibilities.

First blog

2005-11-23T15:56:00.000+05:30

I recently heard about this blogging and wanted to try my hand at this..I have been reading many people's blogs for the past few days and some of them are really nice.
At this point of time...I should be studying for my End sem exams but I got this very bad habit of doin things at the last moment.of course im trying to give up that.
I thought that I would write on my daily experiences (worthy)..Now-a-days nothing exciting but just waiting for the exams to get over. Meet you later.

nothing really

2005-11-20T14:38:00.000+05:30

blog testing 123....